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Published: 2008-01-16 23:28:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 50288; Favourites: 286; Downloads: 40156
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This is a poster I made for Portal fans everywhere
I made it a lil more serious so its belivable ^^
Im hopin to turn this into a worldwide thing
Heres what you have to do:
1. Download and Print off
2. Stick it to a wall somewhere such as school, college, work etc
3.Take A picture and send it to me at:
HellsPlumber@hotmail.com
Im hopin to get alot of pictures back and put em on here as a big collage or something
Also, youl notice the email address on it
I made it so I can see how many people actualy try to apply for free cake XD
Seems this is now featured on Uncyclopedia ! XD
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I did until Microsoft deleted all of the messages in there /3
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Awesome! I'll definitely try to put it up somewhere in my school, but I'm not sure if they'll appreciate it hehe.. I'll try, and if it works I'll send a picture!
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Would love to know how it went!
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This is cool! I hope you don't mind me printing it off to use at a convention
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Not at all, would be honoured if you did!
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One of these popped up at my school...
A little while later, I found a similar one for Black Mesa pinned crookedly over the top X)
They're still trying to one-up each other XD
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I wish you'd got a picture xD
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Nope, not gonna happen.
I remember the last time I was offered free cake! You aren't getting me this time!
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Damn.
How about $60?
You can practically buy a boat with that kinda money!
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Haha I found one yesterday in the receiving dock of The Culinary Institute of America XD
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These sure do get around! xD
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Can I print this out and use it on my GLaDoS cosplay?
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Of course!
I'd love to see pictures if you do ^^
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Thank you so much! I will totally send you a picture.
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we had these at our school last year, now a few weeks back there was one on the other side of school
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I can't believe how long these have been used, great to hear they're still out there!
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I personally don't see why they wouldn't. I mean they're funny in a discreet manner and it actually seems like a pretty likely advertisement from GLaDOS. I love these posters and it worries me that I see them as rarely as I do
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Impossible to count.
Judging from the amount of applications that get sent to that email address (2000+ and counting), a lot of people have
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Im a fan to! do u know the song lierics of still alive Hell?
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Hmmm.....
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here; Huge Success!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Aperture Science.
We do what we must, because we can.
For the good of all of us...except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done, and you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
~
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
~
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke. HAHA. Fat chance ¬¬
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run. There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive...still alive.
Aaah, that was fun
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Agreed did u see my profile yet Hell?
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Be sure to upload photos if you do!
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Here's some of mine :[link]
I know I should send it to you e-mail address ... but I assume you might have changed your mind since 2008
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Haven't changed my mind, but sadyl alot of them were deleted by Microsoft (they deleted all the emails in there because I hadn't checked in a while /3).
Thanks for sending them to me, much easier to keep track of on dA
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It's also featured on StumbleUpon! This is freaking great! I'm going to print several copies of this out and post them all around my college when school starts next week!
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It IS!? XD
Be sure to get pictures when you do!
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Oh. My. Gawd. When school starts again,i'm so going to put these on the bulletin board in the cluster area. 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Or i might go stick it near the comcast center
If you do, be sure to get pictures!
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If I saw this on some wall or telephone pole my reaction would be: "YES CAKE!" *rips off tag*
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Its the official Vavle Portal helpline
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I put these up at my school. ^^ But then someone told the principal. But no one got in trouble because they didn't know who did it. XD
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Lmao XD
Omg, what kinda teachers-pet would go n tell on a poster? ¬¬
I officially don't like who ever it was XD
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Oh, it's okay, he's an idiot. And I actually think the principal wanted the cake. XD
And I did this with three other friends who are in my first period, and when our teacher was like, "Someone put up posters from some labratory (that's how she pronounced it) advertising free cake" and I go, "I think it's pronounced laboratory," and everyone goes into hysterics. It was amazing. ^^
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lmao XD
Oh awesome XD
Can see her now with a single tear rolling down her cheek XD;
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