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Elwoodmcnutt [2018-10-26 23:47:43 +0000 UTC]
ITS TIME FOR NICKELODEONS PURE CENSORSHIP
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kylemon73 [2018-09-18 13:23:03 +0000 UTC]
this argument only works for pearl
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Rebelspecter7 [2017-07-30 02:12:24 +0000 UTC]
Flagged as Spam
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nhamilton In reply to Rebelspecter7 [2018-03-11 16:02:56 +0000 UTC]
Me: Please Don't rape the children, their innocence, my innocence, go to jail, creepay pedo.
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RogerHyde [2017-06-20 03:26:16 +0000 UTC]
Has sense to me.
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HeraldOfOpera [2017-06-15 23:49:43 +0000 UTC]
This probably happened at some point (although with one of the Gems that isn't Pearl, because she's the least likely one to do this)
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quyman [2017-03-28 21:22:53 +0000 UTC]
I need an adult
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Zanmyk18 [2017-01-13 04:17:32 +0000 UTC]
I have a theory that Steven was the result of a program uploaded into Rose's gem based on a formula for the conversion of the particle field that makes up a gem's body into an organic construct with that gem being The only vulnerability in that construct
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zebG In reply to Zanmyk18 [2017-05-30 05:10:27 +0000 UTC]
Wat?
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Zanmyk18 In reply to zebG [2017-06-01 21:44:52 +0000 UTC]
See, I have this theory that any gem be it Quartz, Ruby, Pearl or even Sapphire can replicate anything like weapons and clothing based on the semi-sentient thought processes of the personality within, A Gem Scientist discovers this and Rose Quartz finding out about this Discovery, inquires with The Scientist if say a human being could be replicated and after numerous calculations The Scientist came to the conclusion that based on the complexities of Organic Life as a whole that it is possible but requires more power than any gem was ever made to generate even a Quartz wouldn't be to perform such a task and not crack under the strain unless she were to sacrifice her physical form. Hmm...
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ufodogs [2016-10-23 22:31:39 +0000 UTC]
This is really frickin hilarious, but how the hell was Steven MADE?
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lucas-loves-you In reply to ufodogs [2019-03-31 05:50:26 +0000 UTC]
and a fucking W O M B for 9 months
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masterbro123 [2016-10-18 17:04:19 +0000 UTC]
im so confused if theirs nothing then how did rose have steven?
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zebG In reply to Oreeaak [2017-05-30 13:03:18 +0000 UTC]
I personally think shapeshifting is not enough for 3 reasons.
1: You need more than just a woumb to fertilize someone, you need an uterous, vulva, fallopian tubes and a long etc.
2: I'm not really sure how "gemetics" work, but i am pretty sure that an alien mineral's shapeshifted reproductive system like Rose's wouldn't quite biologically and genetically match to a hominid primate like Greg's.
3: And even if all those things i mentioned are actually plausible (which i doubt) how did Rose have the enough knowledge to fully understand human developement and growth Remember when she almost put Baby Sour Cream in danger just because she didn't understood that human babies are not the same thing as human adults? My point here is if Rose didn't knew the basic requirements of how to take care of a child, i highly doubt she had the enough knowledge of how to make one in the first place. Besides, even IF Greg explained and teached Rose ALL of those afromentioned processes, it would have been an extremely unlikely and ackward situation anyways.
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HeraldOfOpera In reply to zebG [2017-06-15 23:47:33 +0000 UTC]
All of which is totally irrelevant because 1) it's been explicitly stated that Gems do not have gender and 2) Steven clearly exists in-universe. So you can complain all you like but you also can't possibly be right.
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zebG In reply to HeraldOfOpera [2017-06-16 00:41:27 +0000 UTC]
I don't really buy that they're genderless even if it's canon. To me it just seems like an excuse so the show can get away with all the lesbian stuff. And although Steven exists in-universe, that and the womb stuff is not enough for me to not question about his existance. Saying that Rose got pregnant by shapeshifting a womb is like saying a cow mademilk by eating fake grass.
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HeraldOfOpera In reply to zebG [2017-06-16 00:59:49 +0000 UTC]
Honestly, this kind of thing is basically magic. They're magic gemstones that can just do stuff and physics can complain all it likes but it can't stop them.
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zebG In reply to HeraldOfOpera [2017-06-16 01:10:17 +0000 UTC]
Yeah but if they're gonna put astronomy, space physics, dimension travelling and futuristic alien technology wouldn't there be at least some degree of logic? Just saying...
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HeraldOfOpera In reply to zebG [2017-06-16 01:16:33 +0000 UTC]
Have they ever explained the FTL system the Gems use to make things not take forever? If so, we'll need to evaluate that before continuing. If not, then you just straight-up lose because that's a bit more crucial to consistency than your actual problem.
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zebG In reply to HeraldOfOpera [2017-06-16 01:22:16 +0000 UTC]
Then i guess my argument is indeed irrelevant. Sorry for wasting your time and mine.
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HeraldOfOpera In reply to zebG [2017-06-16 14:02:51 +0000 UTC]
Eh, my time's worth less than the paper it's printed on. (No, I don't print my time on paper. That's the point.)
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zebG In reply to HeraldOfOpera [2017-06-16 14:07:20 +0000 UTC]
Anyway i accept my defeat and i'm okay with that.
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Citrateorange [2016-10-18 11:01:14 +0000 UTC]
Poor mayor dewey he gonna be disapointed
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DarkTyranitar21 [2016-09-28 01:25:08 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOODNESS. SQUIDWARD
But she's got those looks feminine!
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SamBiswas95 [2016-09-09 02:00:21 +0000 UTC]
So this what I imagine if Steven Universe released in adult swim.
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ionoid [2016-07-31 06:57:14 +0000 UTC]
This is just perfect.
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OmniAntares [2016-07-23 17:43:34 +0000 UTC]
: OH MY GOD!
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TheRandomHunter2001 [2016-07-18 05:10:13 +0000 UTC]
well ... I do not see anything wrong with this picture ... because if you get to think so would the cristal gems
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Darkdealer65 [2016-06-29 21:48:57 +0000 UTC]
my reactions:
1. lucky
2. this raises a few questions
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cartoonsbest [2016-05-30 06:27:02 +0000 UTC]
its a little creepy.
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FelisLupus [2016-05-16 00:37:04 +0000 UTC]
Someone show this to Rebecca.
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Randomchiz [2016-04-14 04:29:02 +0000 UTC]
Then explain your birth Steven. Lol.
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TigerGoesmew [2016-04-10 10:52:39 +0000 UTC]
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lightyearpig [2016-04-02 19:01:48 +0000 UTC]
Okay then.
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AnnieManga [2016-04-01 15:40:31 +0000 UTC]
Same here.
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rejeneracion [2016-03-22 04:41:44 +0000 UTC]
bueno eso explica mucho..... y al mismo tiempo me deja con mas preguntas ._.
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jazzy250 [2016-03-21 17:41:01 +0000 UTC]
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Nyanxeno [2016-03-17 04:46:03 +0000 UTC]
This is my personal headcanon for the gems. I love it!
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lynniedindindin [2016-03-17 03:39:21 +0000 UTC]
You're the best lol
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gamewizard-2008 [2016-03-17 01:21:20 +0000 UTC]
Gonna need more details, Steven. XD
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Azure-Wolf-227 [2016-03-17 00:25:45 +0000 UTC]
Lol! Though, I don't think Pearl would be tge kibd to just bare herself in front of Steven just like that.
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neo4812 In reply to Azure-Wolf-227 [2016-03-17 08:42:17 +0000 UTC]
i agree. that's something amethyst would do
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Daniarts19 [2016-03-16 18:19:01 +0000 UTC]
Thank goodness i thought they going to be naked like humans, but gems are not humans
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