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Narrator: After the Disney+ original logo played, we see Jordan talking to Cassie on his phone. Cassie (on the phone): Listen, I want you to meet me, at cell 067. Jordan: Yes, Cassie. Cassie (on the phone): Well, that would not be even worse than the time that Jorge Yusay posted a private part on his community tab. *crowd laughter* Jordan: Who is he? Also, can you please stop calling me at the worst possible times please? *crowd laughter* Cassie (on the phone): Just make sure Tex doesn't do anything weird. Tex: Hey! I'm not weird! *crowd laughter* Jordan: Cassie, I think you get the point. Cassie (on the phone): Also, make sure you keep an eye out that there are 3 pets on a boat that can fly with white paint underneath it, one is a guinea pig, one is a turtle, and one a duckling! *crowd laughter* Jordan: What? Cassie (on the phone): Okay, bye! Jordan: Bye, I guess. Tex: What did she say? Jordan: Apparently, there are 3 pets on a flyboat, a guinea pig, a turtle and a duckling and there gonna be flying past the jail with white paint underneath the flyboat. *crowd laughter* Tex: HAHAHAHA! Ah, don't be ridiculous! As if that could've ha- Pets: WHEEE! Tex: *gasps* Did you hear that? Jordan: AAAAAAAAAH! *Jordan gets ran over by white paint, crowd laughs* Jordan: *spits out white paint* I hate tasting paint! Tex: HAHAHAHA! Oh, that is just funny! Jordan: Ugh, just roll the intro... *intro plays* TheJordan05

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Narrator: After the Disney+ original logo played, we see Jordan talking to Cassie on his phone. Cassie (on the phone): Listen, I want you to meet me, at cell 067. Jordan: Yes, Cassie. Cassie (on the phone): Well, that would not be even worse than the time that Jorge Yusay posted a private part on his community tab. *crowd laughter* Jordan: Who is he? Also, can you please stop calling me at the worst possible times please? *crowd laughter* Cassie (on the phone): Just make sure Tex doesn't do anything weird. Tex: Hey! I'm not weird! *crowd laughter* Jordan: Cassie, I think you get the point. Cassie (on the phone): Also, make sure you keep an eye out that there are 3 pets on a boat that can fly with white paint underneath it, one is a guinea pig, one is a turtle, and one a duckling! *crowd laughter* Jordan: What? Cassie (on the phone): Okay, bye! Jordan: Bye, I guess. Tex: What did she say? Jordan: Apparently, there are 3 pets on a flyboat, a guinea pig, a turtle and a duckling and there gonna be flying past the jail with white paint underneath the flyboat. *crowd laughter* Tex: HAHAHAHA! Ah, don't be ridiculous! As if that could've ha- Pets: WHEEE! Tex: *gasps* Did you hear that? Jordan: AAAAAAAAAH! *Jordan gets ran over by white paint, crowd laughs* Jordan: *spits out white paint* I hate tasting paint! Tex: HAHAHAHA! Oh, that is just funny! Jordan: Ugh, just roll the intro... *intro plays* TheJordan05