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I'll just put it this way, Kankri was currently sitting in a chair, listening to you rant about something. How is this possible you ask? Well, I think i have to start from the beginning.

~Flashback~

You were on your newly restored laptop, checking your messages on deviantART. ((had to! But what I'm about to type is true)) There was a knock at your bedroom door. "Open it yourself!" You yelled at the door. Your sister walked in with a plate. You didn't see what was on the plate; you were too engrossed in your laptop to care at the moment.

"I made you lunch, ____!" You nodded. "Just..put it over there." You pointed at a random counter in your room and looked up. "is that.........WHAT THE HELL?!" You were freaking out. "WHY DID YOU PUT VEGGIES IN MY YAKI SOBA?! AND WHY DID YOU ONLY GIVE ME HALF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!?"

You continued to flip your shit at your sister. She eventually walked out, but STILL wouldn't leave you alone about the damn noodles. You finally flipped your shit again, and decided to go over to Kankri's hive to talk about it.

More of a rant on your part though.

~End of Flashback~

Now, you were pacing back and forth in front of the elder Vantas; continuing to rant about your sister and veggies. "...And she KNOWS that i hate veggies! I just don't get why she would make ME something with veggies in it! Its a disgrace! And also-"

You continued to rant. Kankri finally got how the others felt when he spoke. He sighed and got up, walking towards you.

"Its like, why would i like veggies!" "____." "They taste HORRIBLE!" "____......" "I just don't really get it!" "____!!!!!!!!" You turned to him. "Yeeeeeeees~?"

He put his hands on your shoulders. "What are y9u even talking a69ut? I've 6een trying to listen, 6ut y9u l9st me when y9u 6egan." You glared. "Well, I've been TRYING to tell you about what my sister did to m-"

Kankri had cut you off by kissing you. Your eyes widened at the action. Kankri NEVER kissed you first! Nevertheless, you kissed back; just as he pulled away.

"____?" "Yes Kankri Darling?" "Just shut up and kiss me!"

You smirked. "Anything for you~!" You then roughly smashed your lips together.

I win! Kankri thought as he picked you up and placed you on the nearby couch. This might get messy....