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hewhowalksdeath — AT Presents: Cuteness Rules
Published: 2011-11-14 05:30:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 1717; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 10
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Don't worry! That spooky voice you'll hear once you eat it is just Cute King's and Herbie's...(haha, Ice King got owned by the Cute King again! XD)
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*slowly reaches for muffin*
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*takes muffin* ...
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AHA! NOW YOU WILL BE OUR SLAVE FOREVER!
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Mmm. Good muffin!...Huh? What did you say?
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Princess Lemonia:...Hes not all that cute...*she said with a straight face, bitng her bottom lip*
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...pish-posh! yes he is cute!
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Princess Lemonia: *trying hard to keep her lips from shouting* ...no..no hes not. He's...AW fudge nuggets! He is cute! *she said pinching the cute king cheeks*
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cute King: NO! GET OFF ME WENCH!
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Princess Lemonia: *death glare* what did you call me? *pulls out a spike knuckle gloves* Better take it back or I'll pulerize ye for a cute thing to use language like that!
(I hope the drawing of Princess Lemonia is alright ^_^; )
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herbie: cool! i have one like that! (pulls out a silver boxing glove lines with diamond knuckles and filled with gold bars*) This is my "Chastity glove!"
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Lemonia: AWESOME! I didn't know you use guantlets and boxing gloves too! *she clasping her hands together* wait...Where did you get those from ?! their like impossible to get in Fruit kingdom!
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mah dad left them to me...as a sweet sixteen present! He said a woman's chastity is a treasure worth protecting until the marriage stuff...o_o marriage...
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Princess Lemonia:...uhh yeaaah. * she said shifting her eyes to the left with annoyance* Its kind of a big deal with princess nonsence to get married in order to find a new ruler or something *she said with close waving her hand in a circular motion as if she cared* won't see me falling in love so easily.
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*Monotone, dead-tone voice*
MUST. OBEY. THE. MUFFIN. LADY.
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GREAT! DIG ME UP SOME CORPSES! I'M HUNGRY!!!
I need mah fertilizer!
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*Molds Manacles into a grave shovel and begins heading to nearest graveyard*
MUST. VIOLATE. GRAVES. FOR. SEXY. MUFFIN. LADY.
((... just because he's under hypnosis doesn't mean he still can't express his opinions...))
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Herbie: ...well, least he's obedient...
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((And honest.))
*Dig, dig, dig... THUMP*
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you got corpse? 83
(Princess Beautiful pops out)
Princess beautiful: sup' guys.
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*Stares at Princess Beautiful for awkwardly lengthy amount of time. Finally, he whacks her skull off her body with the shovel's head. Yanks remaining, struggling skeletal corpse from coffin and tosses it out of the hole*
THIS. GOOD. ENOUGH?
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herbie: O_O um...no...I don't feel right eaten another princess...try that other grave. (points to another)
(puts back Princess beautiful's head to her body*) sorry about that.
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*Princess Beautiful huffs to herself and folds her arms. She clearly feels insulted. She points to the hypnotized Diedrick, as he begins to dig out the next grave*
So, what's his problem?
*Dig, dig, dig*
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herbie: oh, he's under my control.
cute king: your control?
herbie: e_e ...our control.
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Beautiful Princess: So, there's some confusion about whose controlling him? How ARE you controlling him anyways...?
Diedrick: DIG A HOLE. DIG A HOLE. UNBOUNDED HATRED. DIG A HOLE.
Beautiful Princess: ... because he doesn't sound like the sort to like being under control.
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herbie: none sense! I fed him a blueberry muffin with the mind conrol potion in it!
cute king:...blueberry?
herbie: you did put it in the blueberry mix, right?
cute king:...no, I put it in these corn muffins! (pulls out a basket of corn muffins)
herbie: O_O
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*Didrick jerks to a stop. Herbie, Cute King, and Princess Beautiful's head slowly turn to look at Diedrick. There is another long, agonizing pause, as if the whole world was holding its breath to see what happens next*
I'M. NOT. UNDER. MIND. CONTROL?
*Diedrick's head pivots towards the three, as a sudden thunderstorm cracks overhead as if by the Wrath of Glob*
MY! How! VERY! INTERESTING!
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herbie: O__O (hugging the cute king*) OH POOP...
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*Slowly, deliberately, Diedrick begins to haul himself from the hole as a faint, menacing black aura outlines his body. There is a bit of a struggle against the black midnight loam, but Diedrick's eyes never once leave the trio, as the once glassy brown eyes begin to glow red. Gradually, Diedrick begins to transform into a-*
Beautiful Princess: *Jaw drops once Diedrick finishes transforming* Um... run?
RAAAAHCHAHAHARAAAHAHAHACHAAAHRRAAAAHAHCAHAHAHARAAACHAAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!
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muffin? (hands out a muffin)
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(grabs the muffin and eats it fast) >:3 all your muffins are belong to us
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that's a lot of grammar error~ XD
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Well I don't care >:3
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sweet! have a muffin!
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Oh thats very kind of yo- wait a second! >,,,> This chocolate of vanilla? o,,,o
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... ...uhhh...blueberry?
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Bah...close enough. *nom*
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YES! NOW GIVE ME A SANDWICH!
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Darn it...*goes to get a sandwhich*
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Wait! O`,,,`O what kind of sandwhich ya needin'? o,,,o
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...garden house sandwich
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Okie o,,,o *goes to make one*
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you'll become a mindless zombie bent on following my orders...
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