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hidden-elf — Evolution of my morning

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Description This is the accurate "evolution" of my everyday mornings. To say that I'm not a morning person is a terrible understatement. I HATE mornings! Maybe it's because I'm not like all those other girls in the world that just wake up and can still be beautiful Disney princesses. Perfect hair. Hot even without makeup....ya know... shit like that! Coffee is my solution to mornings. Without coffee in the morning I pretty much don't comprehend anything.

1. This is the "Crawling into the Unknown" stage. I don't have any thoughts or feelings. I am an animal. (On a side note, I really like the way I doodled my hands. They look like ponyo's hands and feet before she turns completely human. Makes me lol!)
2.The "Fumbling in the Dark" stage. By this point I have enough motor skills to make my way through my house, occasionally bumping into walls and doorways. I have the bruises to prove it.
3. The "Miraculously Making Coffee Despite lack of Brain Function" stage. Somehow I'm capable of enough thought that I am able to start the ritual of coffee making. I know I need it...and that's all I know at this point.
4.The "Post Coffee" stage. Also known as normalcy. I am transformed back into the thinking and intelligent human being I am...or at least hope I am.
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