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Published: 2016-02-26 00:14:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 16179; Favourites: 241; Downloads: 48
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Si creían que el glotón gigante (hodarinundu.deviantart.com/art… ) y el tejón carnicero (www.deviantart.com/art/Ferines… ) eran malos, consideren a Eomellivora, un ratel gigante (las mayores especies podían pesar hasta 55 kilos) que al parecer era aun mas carnívoro que sus parientes modernos. Ni siquiera Machairodus está seguro de si quedarse a defender su presa o subirse a un árbol...
If you thought that the giant wolverine (hodarinundu.deviantart.com/art… ) and the killer badger (www.deviantart.com/art/Ferines… ) were bad, consider Eomellivora, a giant honey badger (the biggest species could weigh up to 55 kgs) that was apparently more carnivorous than its modern counterparts. Even Machairodus doesn´t know whether to stay and defend its prey, or climb up a tree...
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God, I love honey badger. I want one as a totem animal
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That would definitely be a contender for one of the scariest prehistoric animals to ever live.
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que magnifica mascota seria, te inmagina para cuidar una casa y su pariente vivo tiene la fama de ser el animal mas valiente del mundo
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hay cosas que deben permanecer indomables
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Bert! Everybody (Except that one giant crocodile living in the same area) Is gonna shit themselves LOL
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This .........is da Honey Badger. It's pretty badass.........
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YIKES!
WTF is wrong w/ the Miocene?
Also, RUN, MACHAIRODUS!!!
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It fought with all it's might to top the Cenomanian. Then the evolutionary brakes stopped working.
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At least it did top the Cenomanian.
it's ironic people consider the Mesozoic the gold standard, when the real predator pit is found much closer to our time.
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Now there's something to see before we die: a deviation depicting a battle between everything that's huge and bizarre, Cenomanian vs Miocene.
(You'd probably have to include sauropods to balance it out, because with predators only, it's a mismatch in favor of the Miocene.)
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Easy. Just have the sauropods dragged into water by C. megalodon and Livyatan. (They are similar in mass)
i might actually draw that.....
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In shallow water a Brachiosaurus nougaredi could stomp both their heads in, though they'd have to be distracted with killing something else.
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I doubt it's easier to stomp something bigger than or the same size as yourself to death.....
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The sauropod outweighs the shark and cetacean combined. 40 meters and 140 tons against 18 m and 50-60 tons.
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140 tons?!
That's 20 tons heavier than Amphicoelias's weight estimate.
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Yup, that's the maximum (it's probably a macronarian, and they're a lot heavier than diplodocids). More conservative estimates around 110-120 tons.
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I hereby propose we rename the Miocene the NOPE-ocene.
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How about "Malocene" or "Screw-this-ocene"?
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That might be an understatement. NOPE-ocene is fine, but I suggest Infernalocene.
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Lol tyrannocene or deinocene Orr.... ER MAH GURRDDDD EVERYTHING IS SUPERSIZED-CENE
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Fuck-this-shit-I'm-out-ocene
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Much like its modern fun-sized kin, the honey badgers of old don't give a $#^+.
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Do all modern animals have a giant prehistoric relative?
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More accurately, giant animals are rare today since we killed most of the modern megafauna (rip smilodon) and have had so much if an impact that replacements, which usually evolve as soon as big animals go extinct, are not evolving at all and possibly never will again.
Up until we came along, giant animals would come, go extinct, and be replaced by other giant creatures. But no more.
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Swans and Pandas do. So, yeah, pretty much.
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Perhaps it would be more correct to say that most large sized animals of prehistory have smaller cousins that managed to escape total decimation- often because of their lesser size.
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Oh my god now we got a prehistoric, freakishly large honey badger..... Machairodus, you better run!
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The Machairodus should probably take the climb a tree option and call it a day.
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O_____________O
Saber toothed cat, run, RUN FOR YOUR LIVE!!!!!
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Honey badger don't care, honey badger don't give a
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A 50 kg honey badger? That creature would be stealing a lion prides lunches and kicking hippos back into the river.
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Badger(in a crazed maniac voice): HOOOWWWWDYYYYY, THAYER!!!!!
Machairodus: WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS THAT???!?!!!
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Better yet: an Eomellivora cavalry.
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