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Chapter 20

Emily:
  "okay, what you do is rip a piece of paper and chew it up then take it out and put it in the straw." John sat next to Adam at the breakfast table teaching him how to use a pea shooter with out peas. "So I can do this at school?" Adam said "just don't get caught " my husband laughed  "here watch this" John took a piece of his napkin and chewed it up and put it in a straw then he blow though the other end hitting Gina in the neck. "Hey!" she snapped holding her neck, "eww gross!" "John stop being a child!" I said "Come on kids time for school" Gina said "Emily, do you think-" "I'll watch Dhani, don't worry about it" I smiled. "Adam put it away!" Gina handed Adam and Michelle their back packs.  "John, what the hell are you teaching that kid?" I said as the left "Just a little something" John laughed "Yeah well Gina wasn't very happy when the Teacher called last week!" I put my hands on my hips "Not my kid" John crossed his arms

"No, it's not it's George's and Gina's!"

"So what"

"do you ever just leave them alone?"

"what makes you say that?"

"Gina told me and the girls at lunch!"
"She told you about them swimming naked?"

"You stole her top and flung it on the other side" I opened the drawer and pulled it out, I showed him. "Well…I" John stuttered  "you know that could be sexually harassment! She could call the cops" I said, "John…why are we fighting so much now a days!" "We never fight this much!" John walked up to me a kissed me lightly on the tummy then on the lips "I bet it's a boy" He smiled his signature smile, "I promise not to do that again and I make it up to you." "with what?" I pushed his hair out of his eyes "hold on" He left the kitchen for a minute then came back with his acoustic . "What are you doing?" I smiled at him "I never told you this, but I was thinking of you the whole time I wrote this and I wished people heard it in our last movie" John stared playing:

I get high when I see you go by
My oh my.
When you sigh, my, my insides just fly,
Butterfly.
Why am I so shy when I'm beside you?

It's only love and that is all,
Why should I feel the way I do?
It's only love, and that is all,
But it's so hard loving you.

Is it right that you and I should fight
Every night?
Just the sight of you makes nighttime bright,
Very bright.
Haven't I the right to make it up girl?

It's only love and that is all,
Why should I feel the way I do?
It's only love, and that is all
But it's so hard loving you
Yes it's so hard loving you -- loving you.

He kissed me on top of my forehead "I love you, Emily"  I smiled "I love you too"  kissing him on the cheek. "Now if you don't mind" I laughed "I have to check on Dhani for Gina" I winked at him as I left giggling as he blow me a kiss.

Adam:

I have been in this dump for higher then I can count and Christmas is coming, I can't wait until I give mommy and daddy my gift. I'm making them something out of clay. I think it's a dog, but it looks like a puke color blob, I hope they like. Michelle was making a picture of our family, it's coming out perfect. I have never seen anything so nice. "Hey Michelle" one of the boys in my class said, "what are you drawing?" "My family" Michelle colored in Aunt Elle's blue dress. I look up from my project to see Nick talking to my sister.  "They're are ugly" Nick  pushed her arm making her mess up. "Hey!" Michelle yelled in horror "I'm sorry, here let me fix it" Nick took a jar of green paint and pour some of it on. I watched him trash my sister's picture until the unthinkable happened. Nick started stealing her snack at snack time, I shared my with her, but then he pulled her pig tails on the play room. At first my hands turned in to fists then at the moment he pushed  her in the sand box I punched him in the nose "leave her alone you jerk" I scream "how about you shut up" Nick pushed me back. Soon we were punching and kicking each other. "Whoa! Stop it you two!" Miss Taylor ran over and pulled us apart.  She pulled us in to the class room and sat us down "Nick, it's the third time this week you started a fight, I'm sorry, but I'm calling your grandmother to pick you up. And You, Adam Kay, I have to call your mother again too" Miss Taylor said "Miss Taylor, I didn't mean to hit him!" I said, "He was picking on my sister and he wouldn't stop"  Miss Taylor kneeled down to my eye level and said "What do you mean?" "I mean Nick was bullying  my sister and I was defending her!" I said as Nick gave me a nasty look . She stood up and knock on the door across the room "Miss Liz, do you think you can take Nick down to the office and call Mrs. Dasani"  She asked "Sure thing" Miss Liz took Nick by the hand and walked him out.  "I'm sorry Adam, I have to call your mother, but that was very nice of you to protect your sister, just next time no hitting please." Miss Taylor said.  I looked out the window to see Michelle by her self, my twin sister alone playing makes me sad. Every since we started school kids have been picking on her and pushing her around. It makes me sick, sure she is my twin but she is five minutes younger then me. She has such an imagination, why are people so curl?

Mom came to pick me up for the rest of the day.  The ride was quite until she spoke up "Adam what am I going to do with you?" she said "you can not ground me this time" I gave her my innocent smile "Really? And why is that, you did something bad and you need a time out" mother said "because I did something good at a bad timing?" I looked out the window at it started to snow. I unbuckled my chair and climbed out of the car. "A good thing at bad timing?" Mom laughed as I held her hand. She opened the  door as Uncle Ringo and Aunt Elle greeted "Hey little guy, what happened?" Uncle Ringo asked "I beat up a kid" I looked down at my brown snow boots. "Aww Adam, why did you do that?" Aunt Elle said.  She look very tired to me, I guess Heather Amber doesn't like to sleep and she's missing her own. "That's what I said and he gave me the answer a good thing at a bad time" She said. I sat down and pulled off my shoes  "Nick Dasani was bulling Michelle" I said, "So I beat him up" Mom gave me a weird look "you beat up a kid at school for hurting your sister?"  I nodded my head "I don't know what to say" she smiled. I'm guessing this is a good thing. "George!" Mom called running out of the room. "was it bloody?" Uncle Ringo asked "not really" I said "Good job, Adam" Aunt Elle said, "You're a good brother to her" "Aunt Elle, why are people so dumb?" I asked "what do you mean?" she said "Kids at school keep making fun of Michelle" I said "It's because she beautiful, kids are jealous" Uncle Ringo said , "the prettiest girls are the most creative" He kissed Aunt Elle.
I smiled "well nobody is good enough for my sister" I stood up and walked off.
"Here Adam" dad said, he picked me up and hugged me, "I'm talking you and your sister out for ice cream tonight" "Really, but dad the fans?" I told him. Father could barely leave the house with out fans running into them and chasing them everything.

Elle:


"What should I get Paul for Christmas?" Madison said as she looked at rack in the Men's department. "What do you think he might like?" I asked "Oh! What if you no wait he has one already" Emily pouted, "Gina, what do you think?" "peanut butter" Gina dug thought a bin. We all cracked up at we watched her disappear, the only thing left of her was her candy cane heels. "Gina, get out of there" Madison pulled on her leg "Help!" she muffled I grabbed on  to her other leg.  We pulled her out, "Maybe we should take a break for lunch" Emily said "You just ate three bags of Potatoes chips" I reminded her "So what this little boy wants chips!" she snapped "You know it's a boy?" Madison cheered  "Have you picked out names?" Gina smiled "I think John might have something" Emily said as we all walk out of the store to the nearest café. "God dam it's cold" I said as I pulled open the door, we left our bags in the car. "Has anyone ever realized how hard it is to shop for men? " Gina put her head on the table.  "I feel like they have ever thing they could want" Emily said "even the perfect girls?" Madison said "yeah" I laughed.

We walked past a Indian store on the way to the book store when Gina ran in.
Gina exited out of the store, standing in front of us. there was a bit of silence and confusion as we all stared at her bag. " What's that?" Madison said breaking the silence. " It's for George." Gina huffed. "Yeah, we figured that. But why in the Indian store...?" Emily peered at the bag. " Well lately he's been really into this India stuff, so i decided to get him something special." Gina smiled. "What is it then." I asked. " You can't tell the boys at all, but its a brand new sitar." "But, D-doesn't he already have one?" Madison faltered. "Well, yes, but the one he has is really cheap. It was just a beginners Sitar. But this one, this one is crafted out of fine wood from India or something, at least that's some where along the lines of what the man in the shop told me." Gina answered, taking out the Sitar, and rubbing it gently, we all moved in closer touching it as well, although many odd looks were shot at us as we were all looking at the Sitar in the middle of London.
Gina put it back in the bag and skipped off like a child. "What is she doing!" Madison said "has any one notice her acting a bit different" I said  "true" Emily said "really?" we stared at her "Oh and I find these cute shoes in there!" She yelled back "OH!" Madison looked surprised "someone did it last night!" Gina whirled around "who said what!" My eyes grew wide, it was true. My friend  is hyper because her and her husband did it last night.  "You had sex with George!" Emily said "so what!" Gina said. "how was it?" I asked "what, you never had sex before?" she said  "no we have, but you get really weird the day after" I said.

"No I don't"

"yeah you do"

"You skipped out the door this morning, you dove in to a bin full of socks, you won't stop smiling"

"so I'm just too happy"

"your high, like your on drugs"

"so, tell me you haven't had a little fling every now and then?"

We looked at the floor until Madison started giggle "I love it when Paul nuzzles my neck or runs his fingers though my hair when we are resting."  Emily smiled "I forgot what John would do because it's been awhile since, yeah, but one thing I remember is when…um…well it's a little embarrassing, but he would kiss me…" she pointed around her chest, "You know" Gina laughed "I know right!"  "can we just continue shopping?" I said  "Come on Elle, Ringo must have done something that make you want tell"  Gina poked me "he does, I just don't want say it here" I said "Hey Elle, check this out" Madison and Emily pointed out. And there in the window of a store was a perfect gift for Ringo.

Ringo:

I woke up to the sound of kids screaming down the stares, I look at the calendar to see the date: December 24, 1966. "Ah, yes Christmas eve" I said as rolled over to see Elle sleeping.  I quietly got up and got dress, then I went down stairs to let my wife sleep. Poor bird last so much sleep  just giving birth to Heather Amber. "Whahaha" my daughter cried as I past her room. I picked her up and changed her diaper then walked her down to feed her. "Hey Rings, what's new" Paul said "Elle is finally sleeping" I said "Ringo, hand her over" Madison Picked up Heather Amber and set her in her pen with Julia and Dhani, "Now go and help Paul with the tree."  "Fine, madam" I smiled and left with Paul. We drove for an hour to a tree lot for a Christmas tree. "so what did you get Madison for Christmas?" I asked him "hmm…you'll see, Michelle helped me make it thou" Paul smiled, "and Elle, What did you get your main squeeze?"  I laughed when he said that. "something meaningful" I said, "it's the most beautiful perfect thing in the world and I thought of her when I saw it" "I love 1st Christmases as a Married couple"  Paul smiled "What about this one?" I pointed to a fair green tree about six feet tall. "I think the kids will go nuts with decorating it" he nodded. We chopped the tree down and drove it home.
"Did you get the tree?" The twins asked "yes we did" I said handed them each a candy cane "Hey don't you dare eat that before dinner" George said  "okay dad!" Adam said. "need help getting it in?" he asked "We'll need John too, where is the poor Devil?" Paul patted him on the back "He is right here!" John came out with kiss marks on his face. "check this out, I wear this and go up to a girl, all the kisses I want" he put a silly red head bend on with a silver spring hold Mistletoe.  I rolled my eyes as George told us were he bought it "we walked in for last minute shopping and he buys this. " George shook his head. Gina then walked into the room "did, you boys find a tree?" she smiled "Oh yeah, it's a hell of a tree" I laughed "Hey Gina, come give Johnny boy a hug" He opened his arms "Not while your wearing that, it's just disturbing " and she ran out of the room. "Come on lads the tree is still out there" Paul said opening the door.  Soon with much heavy lifting the tree was placed in the right corner and dressed with silver, gold, and half eaten popcorn strings. "Oh mum, please can we open gifts now?" Michelle begged following her mother in the kitchen  "yeah, Please" Adam said not fair behind "Georgie, help!" Gina cried. Elle sat on the couch next to me by the fire place "I heard what you did this morning" she kissed me "oh really" I smiled "That was sweet Ringo" Emily said, "if only JOHN would take some interest in our child" "I bring you food" He said opening a beer. "you didn't have to do that" Elle whispered "it was the first sleep you had since we brought her home" I ran my finger thought her gold hair as she rested her head on my shoulder.  I sat next to my love watching the fire glow before us, I never asked any one for a beautiful wife and child it just happen. It was one of those things were I stay up late and questioned my lucky. "We had the weirdest discussion a few weeks ago when me and the girls went Christmas shopping" Elle said, "Do you know what a serine couple do on a Saturday night?" "No, what do John and Emily do?" I asked  "George and Gina have sex in a pool!" Elle looked up at me. My eyes widen when she said that "what are you saying honey?" I smiled weakly "nothing, I just think it's odd" Elle sighed and rested her head back on my shoulder. Damn it! That boy stole my idea!

Description
Chapter 20

Emily:
  "okay, what you do is rip a piece of paper and chew it up then take it out and put it in the straw." John sat next to Adam at the breakfast table teaching him how to use a pea shooter with out peas. "So I can do this at school?" Adam said "just don't get caught " my husband laughed  "here watch this" John took a piece of his napkin and chewed it up and put it in a straw then he blow though the other end hitting Gina in the neck. "Hey!" she snapped holding her neck, "eww gross!" "John stop being a child!" I said "Come on kids time for school" Gina said "Emily, do you think-" "I'll watch Dhani, don't worry about it" I smiled. "Adam put it away!" Gina handed Adam and Michelle their back packs.  "John, what the hell are you teaching that kid?" I said as the left "Just a little something" John laughed "Yeah well Gina wasn't very happy when the Teacher called last week!" I put my hands on my hips "Not my kid" John crossed his arms

"No, it's not it's George's and Gina's!"

"So what"

"do you ever just leave them alone?"

"what makes you say that?"

"Gina told me and the girls at lunch!"
"She told you about them swimming naked?"

"You stole her top and flung it on the other side" I opened the drawer and pulled it out, I showed him. "Well…I" John stuttered  "you know that could be sexually harassment! She could call the cops" I said, "John…why are we fighting so much now a days!" "We never fight this much!" John walked up to me a kissed me lightly on the tummy then on the lips "I bet it's a boy" He smiled his signature smile, "I promise not to do that again and I make it up to you." "with what?" I pushed his hair out of his eyes "hold on" He left the kitchen for a minute then came back with his acoustic . "What are you doing?" I smiled at him "I never told you this, but I was thinking of you the whole time I wrote this and I wished people heard it in our last movie" John stared playing:

I get high when I see you go by
My oh my.
When you sigh, my, my insides just fly,
Butterfly.
Why am I so shy when I'm beside you?

It's only love and that is all,
Why should I feel the way I do?
It's only love, and that is all,
But it's so hard loving you.

Is it right that you and I should fight
Every night?
Just the sight of you makes nighttime bright,
Very bright.
Haven't I the right to make it up girl?

It's only love and that is all,
Why should I feel the way I do?
It's only love, and that is all
But it's so hard loving you
Yes it's so hard loving you -- loving you.

He kissed me on top of my forehead "I love you, Emily"  I smiled "I love you too"  kissing him on the cheek. "Now if you don't mind" I laughed "I have to check on Dhani for Gina" I winked at him as I left giggling as he blow me a kiss.

Adam:

I have been in this dump for higher then I can count and Christmas is coming, I can't wait until I give mommy and daddy my gift. I'm making them something out of clay. I think it's a dog, but it looks like a puke color blob, I hope they like. Michelle was making a picture of our family, it's coming out perfect. I have never seen anything so nice. "Hey Michelle" one of the boys in my class said, "what are you drawing?" "My family" Michelle colored in Aunt Elle's blue dress. I look up from my project to see Nick talking to my sister.  "They're are ugly" Nick  pushed her arm making her mess up. "Hey!" Michelle yelled in horror "I'm sorry, here let me fix it" Nick took a jar of green paint and pour some of it on. I watched him trash my sister's picture until the unthinkable happened. Nick started stealing her snack at snack time, I shared my with her, but then he pulled her pig tails on the play room. At first my hands turned in to fists then at the moment he pushed  her in the sand box I punched him in the nose "leave her alone you jerk" I scream "how about you shut up" Nick pushed me back. Soon we were punching and kicking each other. "Whoa! Stop it you two!" Miss Taylor ran over and pulled us apart.  She pulled us in to the class room and sat us down "Nick, it's the third time this week you started a fight, I'm sorry, but I'm calling your grandmother to pick you up. And You, Adam Kay, I have to call your mother again too" Miss Taylor said "Miss Taylor, I didn't mean to hit him!" I said, "He was picking on my sister and he wouldn't stop"  Miss Taylor kneeled down to my eye level and said "What do you mean?" "I mean Nick was bullying  my sister and I was defending her!" I said as Nick gave me a nasty look . She stood up and knock on the door across the room "Miss Liz, do you think you can take Nick down to the office and call Mrs. Dasani"  She asked "Sure thing" Miss Liz took Nick by the hand and walked him out.  "I'm sorry Adam, I have to call your mother, but that was very nice of you to protect your sister, just next time no hitting please." Miss Taylor said.  I looked out the window to see Michelle by her self, my twin sister alone playing makes me sad. Every since we started school kids have been picking on her and pushing her around. It makes me sick, sure she is my twin but she is five minutes younger then me. She has such an imagination, why are people so curl?

Mom came to pick me up for the rest of the day.  The ride was quite until she spoke up "Adam what am I going to do with you?" she said "you can not ground me this time" I gave her my innocent smile "Really? And why is that, you did something bad and you need a time out" mother said "because I did something good at a bad timing?" I looked out the window at it started to snow. I unbuckled my chair and climbed out of the car. "A good thing at bad timing?" Mom laughed as I held her hand. She opened the  door as Uncle Ringo and Aunt Elle greeted "Hey little guy, what happened?" Uncle Ringo asked "I beat up a kid" I looked down at my brown snow boots. "Aww Adam, why did you do that?" Aunt Elle said.  She look very tired to me, I guess Heather Amber doesn't like to sleep and she's missing her own. "That's what I said and he gave me the answer a good thing at a bad time" She said. I sat down and pulled off my shoes  "Nick Dasani was bulling Michelle" I said, "So I beat him up" Mom gave me a weird look "you beat up a kid at school for hurting your sister?"  I nodded my head "I don't know what to say" she smiled. I'm guessing this is a good thing. "George!" Mom called running out of the room. "was it bloody?" Uncle Ringo asked "not really" I said "Good job, Adam" Aunt Elle said, "You're a good brother to her" "Aunt Elle, why are people so dumb?" I asked "what do you mean?" she said "Kids at school keep making fun of Michelle" I said "It's because she beautiful, kids are jealous" Uncle Ringo said , "the prettiest girls are the most creative" He kissed Aunt Elle.
I smiled "well nobody is good enough for my sister" I stood up and walked off.
"Here Adam" dad said, he picked me up and hugged me, "I'm talking you and your sister out for ice cream tonight" "Really, but dad the fans?" I told him. Father could barely leave the house with out fans running into them and chasing them everything.

Elle:


"What should I get Paul for Christmas?" Madison said as she looked at rack in the Men's department. "What do you think he might like?" I asked "Oh! What if you no wait he has one already" Emily pouted, "Gina, what do you think?" "peanut butter" Gina dug thought a bin. We all cracked up at we watched her disappear, the only thing left of her was her candy cane heels. "Gina, get out of there" Madison pulled on her leg "Help!" she muffled I grabbed on  to her other leg.  We pulled her out, "Maybe we should take a break for lunch" Emily said "You just ate three bags of Potatoes chips" I reminded her "So what this little boy wants chips!" she snapped "You know it's a boy?" Madison cheered  "Have you picked out names?" Gina smiled "I think John might have something" Emily said as we all walk out of the store to the nearest café. "God dam it's cold" I said as I pulled open the door, we left our bags in the car. "Has anyone ever realized how hard it is to shop for men? " Gina put her head on the table.  "I feel like they have ever thing they could want" Emily said "even the perfect girls?" Madison said "yeah" I laughed.

We walked past a Indian store on the way to the book store when Gina ran in.
Gina exited out of the store, standing in front of us. there was a bit of silence and confusion as we all stared at her bag. " What's that?" Madison said breaking the silence. " It's for George." Gina huffed. "Yeah, we figured that. But why in the Indian store...?" Emily peered at the bag. " Well lately he's been really into this India stuff, so i decided to get him something special." Gina smiled. "What is it then." I asked. " You can't tell the boys at all, but its a brand new sitar." "But, D-doesn't he already have one?" Madison faltered. "Well, yes, but the one he has is really cheap. It was just a beginners Sitar. But this one, this one is crafted out of fine wood from India or something, at least that's some where along the lines of what the man in the shop told me." Gina answered, taking out the Sitar, and rubbing it gently, we all moved in closer touching it as well, although many odd looks were shot at us as we were all looking at the Sitar in the middle of London.
Gina put it back in the bag and skipped off like a child. "What is she doing!" Madison said "has any one notice her acting a bit different" I said  "true" Emily said "really?" we stared at her "Oh and I find these cute shoes in there!" She yelled back "OH!" Madison looked surprised "someone did it last night!" Gina whirled around "who said what!" My eyes grew wide, it was true. My friend  is hyper because her and her husband did it last night.  "You had sex with George!" Emily said "so what!" Gina said. "how was it?" I asked "what, you never had sex before?" she said  "no we have, but you get really weird the day after" I said.

"No I don't"

"yeah you do"

"You skipped out the door this morning, you dove in to a bin full of socks, you won't stop smiling"

"so I'm just too happy"

"your high, like your on drugs"

"so, tell me you haven't had a little fling every now and then?"

We looked at the floor until Madison started giggle "I love it when Paul nuzzles my neck or runs his fingers though my hair when we are resting."  Emily smiled "I forgot what John would do because it's been awhile since, yeah, but one thing I remember is when…um…well it's a little embarrassing, but he would kiss me…" she pointed around her chest, "You know" Gina laughed "I know right!"  "can we just continue shopping?" I said  "Come on Elle, Ringo must have done something that make you want tell"  Gina poked me "he does, I just don't want say it here" I said "Hey Elle, check this out" Madison and Emily pointed out. And there in the window of a store was a perfect gift for Ringo.

Ringo:

I woke up to the sound of kids screaming down the stares, I look at the calendar to see the date: December 24, 1966. "Ah, yes Christmas eve" I said as rolled over to see Elle sleeping.  I quietly got up and got dress, then I went down stairs to let my wife sleep. Poor bird last so much sleep  just giving birth to Heather Amber. "Whahaha" my daughter cried as I past her room. I picked her up and changed her diaper then walked her down to feed her. "Hey Rings, what's new" Paul said "Elle is finally sleeping" I said "Ringo, hand her over" Madison Picked up Heather Amber and set her in her pen with Julia and Dhani, "Now go and help Paul with the tree."  "Fine, madam" I smiled and left with Paul. We drove for an hour to a tree lot for a Christmas tree. "so what did you get Madison for Christmas?" I asked him "hmm…you'll see, Michelle helped me make it thou" Paul smiled, "and Elle, What did you get your main squeeze?"  I laughed when he said that. "something meaningful" I said, "it's the most beautiful perfect thing in the world and I thought of her when I saw it" "I love 1st Christmases as a Married couple"  Paul smiled "What about this one?" I pointed to a fair green tree about six feet tall. "I think the kids will go nuts with decorating it" he nodded. We chopped the tree down and drove it home.
"Did you get the tree?" The twins asked "yes we did" I said handed them each a candy cane "Hey don't you dare eat that before dinner" George said  "okay dad!" Adam said. "need help getting it in?" he asked "We'll need John too, where is the poor Devil?" Paul patted him on the back "He is right here!" John came out with kiss marks on his face. "check this out, I wear this and go up to a girl, all the kisses I want" he put a silly red head bend on with a silver spring hold Mistletoe.  I rolled my eyes as George told us were he bought it "we walked in for last minute shopping and he buys this. " George shook his head. Gina then walked into the room "did, you boys find a tree?" she smiled "Oh yeah, it's a hell of a tree" I laughed "Hey Gina, come give Johnny boy a hug" He opened his arms "Not while your wearing that, it's just disturbing " and she ran out of the room. "Come on lads the tree is still out there" Paul said opening the door.  Soon with much heavy lifting the tree was placed in the right corner and dressed with silver, gold, and half eaten popcorn strings. "Oh mum, please can we open gifts now?" Michelle begged following her mother in the kitchen  "yeah, Please" Adam said not fair behind "Georgie, help!" Gina cried. Elle sat on the couch next to me by the fire place "I heard what you did this morning" she kissed me "oh really" I smiled "That was sweet Ringo" Emily said, "if only JOHN would take some interest in our child" "I bring you food" He said opening a beer. "you didn't have to do that" Elle whispered "it was the first sleep you had since we brought her home" I ran my finger thought her gold hair as she rested her head on my shoulder.  I sat next to my love watching the fire glow before us, I never asked any one for a beautiful wife and child it just happen. It was one of those things were I stay up late and questioned my lucky. "We had the weirdest discussion a few weeks ago when me and the girls went Christmas shopping" Elle said, "Do you know what a serine couple do on a Saturday night?" "No, what do John and Emily do?" I asked  "George and Gina have sex in a pool!" Elle looked up at me. My eyes widen when she said that "what are you saying honey?" I smiled weakly "nothing, I just think it's odd" Elle sighed and rested her head back on my shoulder. Damn it! That boy stole my idea!