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Part Two

New Furriends

SETTING: Interwebs + The Land of Flatness and cows

Welcome back Allie! You've been very busy yes you have! Since meeting your little fairy god troll, you've been rping like crazy! It's unbelievable. You two have so much fun together and she says you remind her of lots of her friends. Like Aradia when you rp Luka or Friska when you rp another character whoever that is.

--> RP WITH FAIRY GOD TROLL
(Oh wait you have been)

HJC has been trolling AC for 3 hours

HJC: So where do you and Equius live?

:33< We don't live together purrsay, but I live in a cave and he has a hive somewhere near friska.

HJC: And she's the one who hurt your friend Tavros?

:33< She's not very nice. ]]:

HJC: I see...so can you visit other worlds?

:33< I guess if I were to pounce through some dimension shenanigans.

HJC: ....

:33< *ac gasps* Oh no did I confuse you? H33H33, silly me. It's kind of hard to explain-

HJC: No! It's okay, really I'll figure it out myself.

:33< Okay well I must go hunting now. We can rp again later! *ac waves before pouncing off into the wilderness.*

HJC: lol bye Nepeta! *waves back*

--> Finish packing for vacation!!!!

That's right! Winter Break already. Look how time flies! You simply must pack for the trip home to the land of flatness and cows....otherwise known as Kansas. Yup...Kansas. You shall miss the land of black hills and wavy grass, a place as wonderful as this must be South Dakota. Ah the beautiful tree covered hills and rolling prairies would be great for trail riding, you miss your horses and your beloved pembroke welsh corgi Meridoc. Yep. Your little sister named her puppy Pippin so it only made sense to name his brother Merri.

Wait, what's that noise? You glance back at your computer and notice you're recieving a call!

--> Answer the over protective brother of fairy god troll

CT began trolling HJC

D --> We simply must talk...now, I command it.

HJC: I'm right here Equius.

D --> ....Nepeta told you my name? She better hope you aren't some murderous h001igan like that hideous lowb100ds friend Jack...

HJC: No no no it's nothing like that, I'm just a human, I've explained this to her already.

D --> ....Very well. I've been meaning to discuss a matter of importance to you. It appears strange happenings have befallen most of our group and have incidentally left me no choice but to confront a rather dangerous highb100d.

HJC: The crazy clown guy that Nepeta was talking about right?

D --> Yes the very same. I have a hard time believing he is truly the one murdering some of our friends, if you can call them that, but at the same time I feel I must attempt to talk some sense into him.

HJC: ...This sounds like a very very bad idea...

D --> I'm not suggesting this happen right away, but if something were to befall me...would you convince Nepeta not to face the highb100d. Under any circumstance! I forbid it! If she argues make her understand. I too have a STRONG sense of forboding...

HJC: ......I will try.

D --> Good, thank you. It seems you are the only one besides me she will listen to...

HJC: Right....can we change the subject now?

D --> To what pray tell?

HJC: Well I'm headed home for a while and am really super excited to see my horse! 83

D --> Horse?

HJC: Oh right, Nepeta says you trolls call them hoof beasts.

D --> You have tamed such a magnificent creature?.....Humans may not be as weak as previously thought.

HJC: You like horses? Er...Hoof beasts.

D --> One would say so.

HJC: I could send you a picture of mine! My mom raises them...wait trolls have lusi right? So I guess you could say my femme Lusus raises them and my male Lusus helps her out. *shrug*

D --> ....I-I need a towel.

HJC: O.o

HJC: Was it something I said?

D --> It happens sometimes....anyway. I would very much like to see your hoof beasts, but for now, thank you for understanding and assisting me in my predicament.

HJC: You're very welcome. Don't go purposefully getting into fights now okay?! You aren't allowed to put yourself in danger!

D --> ....Is that an order?

HJC: YES!!!!!!

D --> Very well. I shall adhere to it. Fiddlesticks I need another.

HJC: Alright Equius I'll talk to you later then, I have to pack.

D --> I shall take leave as well.

HJC ceased trolling CT

--> Contemplate the weirdness of that last part of the conversation.

So he sweats when he's nervous? What a very unfortunate habit! you think to yourself as you continue to pack. It must be hard for him...Nepeta doesn't seem to mind I guess. As you finish the preparations for your departure, you put the finishing touches on your suitcase then turn to the laptop and recreations bag. Everything seems to be in order except for your laptop...you sync your conversations and contacts, including Nepeta and Equius to your shiny red and black cased iPhone and tuck it into your hoodie pocket.

You can't help but continue to worry about Equius and his decision to face the murderous clown that has been terrorizing your friends. Sadly you feel hopelessly helpless at being no where near able to help them. With a small sigh you finish up the last ritual in the boring routine that is packing and begin your journey to the land of flatness and cows.

--> 11 Hours later...

You finally arrive home! Your dog is happy to see you, the horses are over joyed, your ever faithful barn cats mew and frantically scramble to their food dishes, and all just seems so right with the world. It has become slightly cooler here than you remember, but that's alright, after all, this is WINTER break. As you stride to your room you realize that your friend and sister have been tearing through your room in search of clothing they can claim for themselves. Petty fools. You sigh and begin to clean up when your phone beeps.

--> Answer

CT and AC: HYPERLINK

--> Click hyperlink

PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly things fly to their designated places as time seems to speed forth an hour. You blink in wonder as the two trolls you'd been talking to for a week or two now suddenly appear in your room!

HJC: O....M....G

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" You race to shut the door as Equius walks about the room.

" Very...green." he sounds a little younger than you imagined he would and think about commending him for his exquisite use of vocabulary when Nepeta pounces you.

" Hi Allie!" She purrs and rubs her face ALL OVER YOURS.

" Stop stop!" You sit up. " Seriously now what are you doing here?"

" Nepeta wouldn't stop bugging me until I promised to STRONG JUMP to this Land of Flatness and Cows you talked about."

" Oh boy if my mom finds you-"

" She wont!" Nepeta giggled, " Purromise!" You knew it, Nepeta talks just like she types...just like you. She leaps from you to your bed and curls up at the foot of it like a cat.

This is a nightmare, you think, I'm going to wake up and they'll be gone.

" ALLLIIIIICE! I'm coming to check your roooooom!" you hear your mother call.

" HIDE YOU FOOLS!"

Description
Part Two

New Furriends

SETTING: Interwebs + The Land of Flatness and cows

Welcome back Allie! You've been very busy yes you have! Since meeting your little fairy god troll, you've been rping like crazy! It's unbelievable. You two have so much fun together and she says you remind her of lots of her friends. Like Aradia when you rp Luka or Friska when you rp another character whoever that is.

--> RP WITH FAIRY GOD TROLL
(Oh wait you have been)

HJC has been trolling AC for 3 hours

HJC: So where do you and Equius live?

:33< We don't live together purrsay, but I live in a cave and he has a hive somewhere near friska.

HJC: And she's the one who hurt your friend Tavros?

:33< She's not very nice. ]]:

HJC: I see...so can you visit other worlds?

:33< I guess if I were to pounce through some dimension shenanigans.

HJC: ....

:33< *ac gasps* Oh no did I confuse you? H33H33, silly me. It's kind of hard to explain-

HJC: No! It's okay, really I'll figure it out myself.

:33< Okay well I must go hunting now. We can rp again later! *ac waves before pouncing off into the wilderness.*

HJC: lol bye Nepeta! *waves back*

--> Finish packing for vacation!!!!

That's right! Winter Break already. Look how time flies! You simply must pack for the trip home to the land of flatness and cows....otherwise known as Kansas. Yup...Kansas. You shall miss the land of black hills and wavy grass, a place as wonderful as this must be South Dakota. Ah the beautiful tree covered hills and rolling prairies would be great for trail riding, you miss your horses and your beloved pembroke welsh corgi Meridoc. Yep. Your little sister named her puppy Pippin so it only made sense to name his brother Merri.

Wait, what's that noise? You glance back at your computer and notice you're recieving a call!

--> Answer the over protective brother of fairy god troll

CT began trolling HJC

D --> We simply must talk...now, I command it.

HJC: I'm right here Equius.

D --> ....Nepeta told you my name? She better hope you aren't some murderous h001igan like that hideous lowb100ds friend Jack...

HJC: No no no it's nothing like that, I'm just a human, I've explained this to her already.

D --> ....Very well. I've been meaning to discuss a matter of importance to you. It appears strange happenings have befallen most of our group and have incidentally left me no choice but to confront a rather dangerous highb100d.

HJC: The crazy clown guy that Nepeta was talking about right?

D --> Yes the very same. I have a hard time believing he is truly the one murdering some of our friends, if you can call them that, but at the same time I feel I must attempt to talk some sense into him.

HJC: ...This sounds like a very very bad idea...

D --> I'm not suggesting this happen right away, but if something were to befall me...would you convince Nepeta not to face the highb100d. Under any circumstance! I forbid it! If she argues make her understand. I too have a STRONG sense of forboding...

HJC: ......I will try.

D --> Good, thank you. It seems you are the only one besides me she will listen to...

HJC: Right....can we change the subject now?

D --> To what pray tell?

HJC: Well I'm headed home for a while and am really super excited to see my horse! 83

D --> Horse?

HJC: Oh right, Nepeta says you trolls call them hoof beasts.

D --> You have tamed such a magnificent creature?.....Humans may not be as weak as previously thought.

HJC: You like horses? Er...Hoof beasts.

D --> One would say so.

HJC: I could send you a picture of mine! My mom raises them...wait trolls have lusi right? So I guess you could say my femme Lusus raises them and my male Lusus helps her out. *shrug*

D --> ....I-I need a towel.

HJC: O.o

HJC: Was it something I said?

D --> It happens sometimes....anyway. I would very much like to see your hoof beasts, but for now, thank you for understanding and assisting me in my predicament.

HJC: You're very welcome. Don't go purposefully getting into fights now okay?! You aren't allowed to put yourself in danger!

D --> ....Is that an order?

HJC: YES!!!!!!

D --> Very well. I shall adhere to it. Fiddlesticks I need another.

HJC: Alright Equius I'll talk to you later then, I have to pack.

D --> I shall take leave as well.

HJC ceased trolling CT

--> Contemplate the weirdness of that last part of the conversation.

So he sweats when he's nervous? What a very unfortunate habit! you think to yourself as you continue to pack. It must be hard for him...Nepeta doesn't seem to mind I guess. As you finish the preparations for your departure, you put the finishing touches on your suitcase then turn to the laptop and recreations bag. Everything seems to be in order except for your laptop...you sync your conversations and contacts, including Nepeta and Equius to your shiny red and black cased iPhone and tuck it into your hoodie pocket.

You can't help but continue to worry about Equius and his decision to face the murderous clown that has been terrorizing your friends. Sadly you feel hopelessly helpless at being no where near able to help them. With a small sigh you finish up the last ritual in the boring routine that is packing and begin your journey to the land of flatness and cows.

--> 11 Hours later...

You finally arrive home! Your dog is happy to see you, the horses are over joyed, your ever faithful barn cats mew and frantically scramble to their food dishes, and all just seems so right with the world. It has become slightly cooler here than you remember, but that's alright, after all, this is WINTER break. As you stride to your room you realize that your friend and sister have been tearing through your room in search of clothing they can claim for themselves. Petty fools. You sigh and begin to clean up when your phone beeps.

--> Answer

CT and AC: HYPERLINK

--> Click hyperlink

PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly things fly to their designated places as time seems to speed forth an hour. You blink in wonder as the two trolls you'd been talking to for a week or two now suddenly appear in your room!

HJC: O....M....G

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" You race to shut the door as Equius walks about the room.

" Very...green." he sounds a little younger than you imagined he would and think about commending him for his exquisite use of vocabulary when Nepeta pounces you.

" Hi Allie!" She purrs and rubs her face ALL OVER YOURS.

" Stop stop!" You sit up. " Seriously now what are you doing here?"

" Nepeta wouldn't stop bugging me until I promised to STRONG JUMP to this Land of Flatness and Cows you talked about."

" Oh boy if my mom finds you-"

" She wont!" Nepeta giggled, " Purromise!" You knew it, Nepeta talks just like she types...just like you. She leaps from you to your bed and curls up at the foot of it like a cat.

This is a nightmare, you think, I'm going to wake up and they'll be gone.

" ALLLIIIIICE! I'm coming to check your roooooom!" you hear your mother call.

" HIDE YOU FOOLS!"