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Published: 2013-03-29 19:07:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 26348; Favourites: 866; Downloads: 17
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me: *reading this out loud* Badass Chibitalia, Doi- *looks at Italy in the pic* OH MY UNIVERSE
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Sometimes the cutest is also the scariest xD examples:
Russia: cute face, scary aura
Hungary: cute girl, kick ass
Chibitalia: cute everything, defeat a strong country
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I knew that Italy was a secret badass. I KNEW IT!!!
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*just researched* ........ HOLY ****!!!!
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Walks up a podium and gives a speech:
Me: Ahem, and this, my friends, is what will happen to Italy when you piss him off--you get punched to outer space like Team Rocket. Thank you very much.Β Β
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: Even I can't seem to believe Β
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Am I the only one wandering what the frick-frack happened..... Not afraid of the Ottoman Empire but ran from England.... then again England had tanks.... another thing I noticed Ezio + Italy = total destruction and a lot of pasta~
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Nope.
And ITALY IS BAWS NOW
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I knew it!
Italy was simply luring us all in so that he could kill us all silently by having us think he was nothing more then a idiot! He may be a 1P, but he's got the plotting skills of Luciano!
*Looks over and sees Italy walking by*
-Demonic voice- "I'M ONTO YOU, MOTHERFUCKER."
Italy: Veee? She knows too much...*eyes blink red*
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Germany: H-He's not the uke?! Β
Italy: Ve... Β
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yes doitsu, your italy is not so uke after all, huh?
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Haha! Germany is all like: ITALY DID WHAT?!
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OMG He is soooooooo CUTE!!!!!! Β Β Β Β
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So, back then, chibitalia could kick ass......WHAT HAPPENED?!?
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He ate too many tomatoes. XD
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Turkey touched his pasta.... NEVER mess with HIS pasta.
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Ha ha, yeah, I messed with little Italy one time, and he definately kicked my ass.
Germany: VAIT! ITALY DID WHAT!
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I stole his whole pasta plate once and kicked my ass very hardΒ
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So much for the Ottoman Empire being tough.
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What went wrong during the timeline
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Something bad. Italy won a fight.
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Okay we need a newer ItalyΒ
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The new italy doesn't win though.
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We will call this Italy Luciano as his human name
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Na, how about...Arturo.
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Okay. We haven't worked out his actual personality yet.
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((But it's true~ Look: hetalia.livejournal.com/353076β¦ XD))
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It actually happened c: I think it's in the manga. Chibitalia kicked in the face or something XD
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