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Hoozuki — The Magic Cane
Published: 2013-03-15 23:02:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 13288; Favourites: 502; Downloads: 34
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Russia: .......will China become one with me?
Magic Pipe: Da.
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC PIPE!!!!
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2p!Narnia: O.M.F.G. I'M NOT THE ONLEH ONE WITH A MAGICAL PIPE OF PAIN!!!! (Gets out a bone-white pipe/staff-thing with a blade on the end) Yep, don judge, I take after Mother Russia.
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC COOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All hail the Magic Conch!!! (Gotta love Spongebob)
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Darn it Russia!! How many times have told you to stop stealing Germany's sparkles?!
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OMG spongeboob references. yes I ment to put boob.
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Russia: ...will everybody become one with me?
The Magic Cane: ---Yes.----
THE CANE HAS SPOKEN
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CANE
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Russia... *shakes my head* its a faucet pipe. Okay, okay... don't hurt me, I'm sorry... *starts crying*
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however, unlike the magic conch, this magic cane kills people! YAY!
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The magic cane has to answers to everything!
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CANE! LULULULULULULULULULULULUU
Russia: W...What are you doing with my pipe....
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ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CANE!!!! ALULULULULULU!!!!
But seriously, when Russia bought out the Magic Cane his voice echoes, that really reminds me so much of Doraemon!
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Oh my god the magic conch shell, my whole childhood is coming back to me.
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Me: Okay, let's see if I didn't just flush 20 bucks down the toilet... *opens box* A...cane..? Aw HELL naw!!! *flips random table* This is NOT a flippin cane!!! And I should know, my freakin dada is crippled and HAS a cane!! I thought I was gonna look badass with this!!! *picks up magic cane* What do I do with you anyway?
Magic Cane: Become one, da?
Me: Okay.....?
*all of a sudden Russia bursts through my bedroom door*
Russia: You become one with me now, da?
Me: *holds back major blush/squeal* Da. *throws Magic Cane in the floor* Best twenty bucks I ever spent!!
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That's right Magical Jack Black!! And YOU can buy one too by going on to www.imanidiotforthinkingiwouldevergetishouldjustgohomeanddie.net or by calling 1800-LOL-6969!!! Buy it today!!!! (Warning: We are not responsible for any property damage, alcohol expenses, rape, or bodily harm done to you if you buy this. Use with caution and don't piss him off or you'll die...No seriously...I had a friend named Jill who got one and guess where she is? Well, she's right next to me but she's still dead! Just...on the inside..Because she got dumped...But he's still scary....OOooOoOo!!)
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