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Chibi Pyrrha~ Special~ Christmas"Wait, there's a mistletoe."
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Jaune, get your ass outta your head and stop wooing Weiss and just kiss Pyrrha!
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Jaune: Why canβt I do both?
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You think u can satisfy BOTH of em, you fool?
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Me: [About to argue then realizes something.]
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Jaune: What?
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Me: That actually makes some sense. I'll prepare the coffin.
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Me: Never mind, just do your thing and I'll do mine.
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Jaune: So no harem for me?
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Depends on how this entire thing goes.
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Jaune: So....thatβs a yes?
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Yes. Carry on, wayward son of the Arc family.
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Jaune: (Looks at Cinder, Emerald, Salem, and Sienna) Wish me luck.
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Me: May the Force be with you, Live Long and Prosper, and Godspeed, Jauney boi.
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Jaune: (holding TG gun) You said something?
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Jaune: Ok. Now if you excuse me Iβm going to get some Ren boobs, with a TF gun.
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Jaune: (Turns Ren into a girl)
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Me: Congrats, you unbent the genderbend.
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Jaune: I did what now? (He zapped Cardin with the tf gun)
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Jaune: (Points tf gun at Ozpin)
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Me: Y'know what? I'm out! [Begins to leave]
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Jaune: Hey wait! I need advice!
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Me: NOPE! Fuck this shit, I'm out!
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(Gets stopped by Salem)
Salem: A word with you.
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Me: Hell naw lady! [Proceeds to leave]
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(Only to get stuck in a box)
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(Salem picks up up and glared at you)
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Me: Not dealing with this, Salem!
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Salem: I was going to ask for a favor.
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Me: I'm listening...
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Salem: I want you to give Lie Ren a harem.
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Me: Nigga, you crazy? That's just gonna give Remnant an overpopulation problem.
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Me: You do realize Ren's currently... [Sees Fem!Ren getting pounded by Jaune] Occupied, right?
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Salem: Oh, then slap Ozpin for me.
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Me: Will do. [Slaps Salem, then runs over to Ozpin to slap him.] EQUALITY!
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Salem: OW!!!! WHAT THE GODS?!
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Me: [Proceeding to run into a dirt tunnel in the ground.] Come and get me!
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(And cue getting trapped in quicksand)
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Me: [Thanks to GLA training, I simply swam through the quicksand before emerging unscathed]
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(Only to get trapped in a cave)
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