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Published: 2012-09-29 15:52:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2773; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 68
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Description Sweet god... WHO THE HELL TOOK THEM?! HE'LL KILL US ALL!!!

WHO TOOK THEM?!
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SolidSnakeMGS3 [2014-08-02 01:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: Tai Lung , i taked your damn cookies
(Tai Lung take me in the neck, and press against the wall)
Tai Lung: Give me! NOW!
Me: Nein, why i'll give.
Tai Lung: Because i'll kill you if you don't do it.
Me: TRY! I'M A VOLKSGRENADIER, I DON'T FEAR THE MONSTERS!
What will happen now?

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adodcefa [2013-09-06 06:16:01 +0000 UTC]

RUUUUUNNNNN!!! PO RUUUNNN

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to adodcefa [2013-09-06 09:13:44 +0000 UTC]

Mah brother, twas not Po who did steal his cookies.

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adodcefa In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2013-09-13 05:16:35 +0000 UTC]

monkey? or maybe tigress and blame it on mokey

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to adodcefa [2013-09-13 07:03:52 +0000 UTC]

You give this too much thought.

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Samurai--Kai [2012-10-01 01:55:55 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha I did.

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to Samurai--Kai [2012-10-01 02:02:41 +0000 UTC]

ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?!

GIVE ME MY DAMNED COOKIES!!

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Samurai--Kai In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 09:18:10 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAH XD Never!

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RichTheWolf257 [2012-09-30 23:50:24 +0000 UTC]

I DID! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 00:03:22 +0000 UTC]

RICHIE!! YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 00:05:50 +0000 UTC]

MAN... err.. CAT DOES NOT LIVE ON COOKIE ALONE! I BUY YOU CHEEZBURGER!

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 00:18:06 +0000 UTC]

DAMMIT RICHIE!
What kind of cheese-burger?

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 00:19:58 +0000 UTC]

What kind of cheezburger do you want?

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:00:22 +0000 UTC]

One with Shifu on it.

YOU CAN'T EAT SHIFU, YOU STUPID CAT!!!

What was that?

Nothing, sir!

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 01:01:59 +0000 UTC]

YOU CAN'T EAT SHIFU, YOU STUPIT CAT!!!

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:06:03 +0000 UTC]

What was that, wolf?

Shouldn't have said that, Richie!

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 01:09:23 +0000 UTC]

*pulls out Legendary Katana* I said: You can't eat Shifu, you stupid cat!

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:23:23 +0000 UTC]

You think a sword will stop me?

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 01:28:10 +0000 UTC]

Not the sword alone. But the skill with which its weilded. *demonstrates a few extreemly complex mooves* HIYAH!

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:37:04 +0000 UTC]

*does the Chi Punch*

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 01:39:30 +0000 UTC]

(("Chi Punch"?))

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:42:19 +0000 UTC]

(It blocks a person's chi, stunning them.)

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 01:45:04 +0000 UTC]

*is stunned momentarily but quickly snaps out of it, then stabs you with the Katana*

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Well shit. *dies*

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RichTheWolf257 In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-10-01 01:51:17 +0000 UTC]

That was easy.

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to RichTheWolf257 [2012-10-01 01:53:43 +0000 UTC]

Just a little...

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LKurasaki922 [2012-09-29 20:03:24 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO!

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Slimeord [2012-09-29 15:54:02 +0000 UTC]

...*Hides cookies behind back*

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to Slimeord [2012-09-29 15:54:52 +0000 UTC]

Dear god man! You're going to get killed!
GIVE THEM BACK!

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Slimeord In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-09-29 15:55:28 +0000 UTC]

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to Slimeord [2012-09-29 15:56:23 +0000 UTC]

SWEET LORD!!!
Oh damn...

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Slimeord In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-09-29 15:57:43 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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HotaruKagurazaka In reply to Slimeord [2012-09-29 16:02:45 +0000 UTC]

NOOOO!!!!
He will open a on you!

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Slimeord In reply to HotaruKagurazaka [2012-09-29 16:04:45 +0000 UTC]

But while he was distracted I got away

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Slimeord In reply to Slimeord [2012-09-29 16:02:31 +0000 UTC]

I bet you thought that Captain Falcon was real. NOPE. It's just another one of Chuck Testa's realistic dead bounty hunter mounts.

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