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Published: 2016-01-05 21:33:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1409; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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Description 'No, Harry. Fawkes decided to retire and The Ministry sent me a new Personal Assistant.
Study well, stay away from Polyjuice and internet porn - and one day it'll all be yours.'

(Harry Potter and prof. Dumbledor at his office)
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janach [2016-01-31 05:14:26 +0000 UTC]

But wouldn't Dumbledore prefer to have a grotesquely sexy young man as his personal assistant instead of a a grotesquely sexy young woman?  

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hpmor-aids In reply to janach [2016-01-31 12:39:41 +0000 UTC]

I have confidence in him.
He prefer girls, he ain't a sexist.

PS. I thought you'd ask me about the beheaded four whos heads are on the wall as trophies.

 

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janach In reply to hpmor-aids [2016-01-31 19:24:25 +0000 UTC]

Being homosexual is not the same thing as being sexist. I accept gay!Dumbles as part of my headcanon (along with gay!Remus and bi!Sirius), but since the books themselves never say that Dumbles is gay, you are perfectly entitled to see him as straight.

I thought the faces on the wall were your weird version of headmaster portraits. They don't seem three-dimensional to me unless I look very closely. I suppose they represent the Founders.

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hpmor-aids In reply to janach [2016-01-31 21:05:13 +0000 UTC]

It was sarcasm. You are as entitled to your own reading of HP as anybody else.

Re the heads - no, no, no! Not the founding fathers (and mothers).
Those are the wizards and withches, defeated and beheaded by Dumbledore.
Grindelwald, Terminator, Catwoman and Buffy.

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janach In reply to hpmor-aids [2016-01-31 21:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Catwoman is a Hufflepuff? I suppose she IS strangely loyal to Batman, who isn't a bit interested in her.

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hpmor-aids In reply to janach [2016-01-31 21:57:11 +0000 UTC]

He was gay, too???

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janach In reply to hpmor-aids [2016-02-01 00:22:47 +0000 UTC]

You don't have to be gay to be uninterested in a specific woman. All cats are NOT grey in the dark.

On the other hand, we've all heard about Batman and Robin

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hpmor-aids In reply to janach [2016-02-01 11:30:02 +0000 UTC]

A PAEDOPHILE???

PS. You ought to be either a cretin, or a gay (or both) to resist Michael Pfeiffer. She was 'grrrrrrrrrgeous'

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