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Description
I kinda love him even tho his design is eh--
I present to u:
disgusting hopeless romantic husbando

Name: Dahlas Valentino ((might change it ??????))

Pronunciation: dall-iss valenteenoh

Species: thing

Age: 28 or 31 I haven’t picked yet

Gender: Male

Occupation: Puppeteer

Personality: snarky, creepy/unsettling, trashy, slobbish, laggard, tbh p nice actually, loyal, disrespectful, cocky, perverted, stalker-ish, obsessive, laid back, p chill, lazy, supportive

Likes: drinking, puppets, illegal drugs *insert wink here*, playing w/his saliva, scaring/messing w/people, vandalizing, flirting, puppeteering, dressing up his puppets, theater arts, etc etc

Dislikes: snobs, politicians, rich people, goody-two-shoes, suck ups, push overs, hyperbolic phrases/adjs ((they overwhelm him)), math, try-hards, edgy teens, societal standards, etc etc

Hobbies: puppeteering, theater arts, singing, creating costumes

Abilities/Advances: uhm he can smoke cardboard and get a high from it :^) most likely owns every playboy magazine in existence, can creep p much anyone out just by being gross n weird

Disabilities/Setbacks: well, he plays with his saliva, he’s a slob, alcoholism, smokers cough, nicotine addiction, use of illegal drugs, common unlawful actions, public indecency

Diseases/Disorders/mental no nos: alcoholism, dyslexia, ADHD

Phobias: Anuptaphobia ((fear of being single/alone forever))

Sexual Orientation: gayyyyyy

Design/Other Quality Notes/Facts:

-Has extreme uncontrollable drooling issues

-Saliva is black/gooey

-Right antler is cut/broke half way

-Constant blushing ((nobody knows why, maybe because he’s always drunk or he’s high idk))

-Kinda shorter than most men ((5’2-ish))

-Has a puppet obsession in which he dresses them up and talks to them when he’s lonely

-Gets lonely super easily

-Clingy to people who actually like him for once

-doesn’t shave almost ever so he has slight facial hair on his chin

-buff tail w/slightly chubby build

-often seen drunk/drinking or smoking

-sweatshirt/hoodie can be almost any colour

-super clumsy and has lots of bruises

-smirky lil perv

Spouse Requirements/Interests:

(kinda looking for more simple designs ?? nothing super super complex so it matches good)

((absolute requirements will be marked by a * the rest is completely indifferent))

-*Age: 19-31

-*Gender: male or agender

-Orientation: any tbh

-Personality: veRY interchangeable, he’s compatible w a lot of personalities, snarks and demons are mMMM yeS for him tho

-Stereotypes: people a lot like him are p lit, rude dudes, shy/innocent boys, punks, emos, goths, girly boys, etc etc

-Unacceptable Traits: goody-two-shoes, snobby, underaged kiddos

-Turn Offs: whiners, complainers, use of hyperbolic phrases/statements/anythings

-He’s super accepting of all types of people so I mean, most of this doesn’t matter it’s just slight preference

Mental Status (Out of 10):

Intelligence - 5/10 (average)

Mental Reaction Time - 3/10

Sanity - 8/10

Understanding - 6/10

Focus - 2/10

Stability - 7/10

Mental Pain Tolerance - 4/10

Physical Status (Out of 10):

Stamina - 5/10 (he kinda chubby)

Physical Reaction Time - 5/10

Fitness - 4/10

Endurance - 3/10

Strength - 9/10 (abnormal)

Speed - 7/10

Steadiness - 8/10

Physical Pain Tolerance - 9/10 (abnormal)

((Ask for any of these))

Other Relationships:

Notable Friend(s) - n/a

Notable Enemies - n/a

Notable Rival(s) - n/a

Love Interest - oFFFFFERRRR PLZ

Relationship Status - single ; ))

Description
I kinda love him even tho his design is eh--
I present to u:
disgusting hopeless romantic husbando

Name: Dahlas Valentino ((might change it ??????))

Pronunciation: dall-iss valenteenoh

Species: thing

Age: 28 or 31 I haven’t picked yet

Gender: Male

Occupation: Puppeteer

Personality: snarky, creepy/unsettling, trashy, slobbish, laggard, tbh p nice actually, loyal, disrespectful, cocky, perverted, stalker-ish, obsessive, laid back, p chill, lazy, supportive

Likes: drinking, puppets, illegal drugs *insert wink here*, playing w/his saliva, scaring/messing w/people, vandalizing, flirting, puppeteering, dressing up his puppets, theater arts, etc etc

Dislikes: snobs, politicians, rich people, goody-two-shoes, suck ups, push overs, hyperbolic phrases/adjs ((they overwhelm him)), math, try-hards, edgy teens, societal standards, etc etc

Hobbies: puppeteering, theater arts, singing, creating costumes

Abilities/Advances: uhm he can smoke cardboard and get a high from it :^) most likely owns every playboy magazine in existence, can creep p much anyone out just by being gross n weird

Disabilities/Setbacks: well, he plays with his saliva, he’s a slob, alcoholism, smokers cough, nicotine addiction, use of illegal drugs, common unlawful actions, public indecency

Diseases/Disorders/mental no nos: alcoholism, dyslexia, ADHD

Phobias: Anuptaphobia ((fear of being single/alone forever))

Sexual Orientation: gayyyyyy

Design/Other Quality Notes/Facts:

-Has extreme uncontrollable drooling issues

-Saliva is black/gooey

-Right antler is cut/broke half way

-Constant blushing ((nobody knows why, maybe because he’s always drunk or he’s high idk))

-Kinda shorter than most men ((5’2-ish))

-Has a puppet obsession in which he dresses them up and talks to them when he’s lonely

-Gets lonely super easily

-Clingy to people who actually like him for once

-doesn’t shave almost ever so he has slight facial hair on his chin

-buff tail w/slightly chubby build

-often seen drunk/drinking or smoking

-sweatshirt/hoodie can be almost any colour

-super clumsy and has lots of bruises

-smirky lil perv

Spouse Requirements/Interests:

(kinda looking for more simple designs ?? nothing super super complex so it matches good)

((absolute requirements will be marked by a * the rest is completely indifferent))

-*Age: 19-31

-*Gender: male or agender

-Orientation: any tbh

-Personality: veRY interchangeable, he’s compatible w a lot of personalities, snarks and demons are mMMM yeS for him tho

-Stereotypes: people a lot like him are p lit, rude dudes, shy/innocent boys, punks, emos, goths, girly boys, etc etc

-Unacceptable Traits: goody-two-shoes, snobby, underaged kiddos

-Turn Offs: whiners, complainers, use of hyperbolic phrases/statements/anythings

-He’s super accepting of all types of people so I mean, most of this doesn’t matter it’s just slight preference

Mental Status (Out of 10):

Intelligence - 5/10 (average)

Mental Reaction Time - 3/10

Sanity - 8/10

Understanding - 6/10

Focus - 2/10

Stability - 7/10

Mental Pain Tolerance - 4/10

Physical Status (Out of 10):

Stamina - 5/10 (he kinda chubby)

Physical Reaction Time - 5/10

Fitness - 4/10

Endurance - 3/10

Strength - 9/10 (abnormal)

Speed - 7/10

Steadiness - 8/10

Physical Pain Tolerance - 9/10 (abnormal)

((Ask for any of these))

Other Relationships:

Notable Friend(s) - n/a

Notable Enemies - n/a

Notable Rival(s) - n/a

Love Interest - oFFFFFERRRR PLZ

Relationship Status - single ; ))