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hypnomaker [2016-08-12 00:24:07 +0000 UTC]
I know she's Dawn but i think she looks more like Wendy from Fairy Tail
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HypnolordX In reply to hypnomaker [2016-08-12 00:32:14 +0000 UTC]
tiny bit, I guess now that you mention it.
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TheRandom500 [2016-06-24 09:57:55 +0000 UTC]
Actually this is good. Much better as a Maido.
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Goofykirby12 [2016-06-17 17:14:07 +0000 UTC]
Can somebody give me a map of where this place is so I can AVOID it?
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-17 22:15:49 +0000 UTC]
*hands you a map* Yeah, yeah. It's right here, at this mountain pass. Just go on the right side of the pass. That side is a just a regular rest stop, and the identical building on the left side is the reassignment spa.
*A Few Moments Later*
Wait... *checks map* We're Β on this side if the pass... Which means he needed to go left to avoid the spa.... Well.... Too late now.
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-17 23:11:49 +0000 UTC]
Well crap, wrong way. Well, plan B. *Grabs flamethrower*
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 00:11:12 +0000 UTC]
Yes..... Yes.... Yes, my little pink monster of death and destruction. BURN DOWN THE SPA! BURN IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 00:16:43 +0000 UTC]
This is for the TRAINERS, not for YOU.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 01:22:34 +0000 UTC]
Whatever you say, you genocidal maniac.
Wait... Genocide is of a single race or group. Kirby kills indiscriminately.
*clears throat* Whatever you say, you psychopathic murderer of all thing holy and unholy.
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 01:36:21 +0000 UTC]
I only attack things that hurt me or people I like.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 02:51:04 +0000 UTC]
*looks at Kirby games*Β Yeah, those Waddle-dees are really threatening. Same to all those enemies that just wander around the levels. So vicious. Not to mention Dedede is usally minding his own business or protecting Dreamland when Kirby fights him. And he eats everything in sight. Enemies. Blocks. Food. Stars. He devours all that he sees. Or he slices it to pieces. Or he burns it. Or freezes it. Or runs it over. Or blows it away as a tornado.
Kirby is a menace that destroy everything in sight. And Kirby usually is doing it over CAKE. CAKE! And he has released multiple monsters. I'm pretty sure he does it intentionally to watch the world burn, and also destroy that monster later on. He's not a hero. he's a monster killing everything in his way, unless they help him get further, allowing him to kill more things!
Anyways. Hows burning down that brainwashing spa going? Are you using Fire or Burning?
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 02:52:14 +0000 UTC]
I decided to take it in a different direction. *holds up bombs*
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 03:23:17 +0000 UTC]
*shakes head in disappointment*
If you were going to blow it up, I expect you use nothing less than than finest *hands you a Bomber*
It's Crash or bust.
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 03:44:36 +0000 UTC]
Well, I want to destroy it in an interesting way. This is simple.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 03:58:01 +0000 UTC]
Disappointing. *puts the Bomber away*
Oh, by the way, I have directions to that crazy Slasher that hypnotizes people by cutting them with some knife....
But I'm not sure if you go right or left at Albuquerque. Ah well. Follow these directions, and you can get there. If you go the wrong way at Albuquerque *hands you the Bomber* use this to clear out everything on the way back to Albuquerque.
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 04:05:30 +0000 UTC]
That comes after. Wait, where's Master. That'll get the job done.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 04:51:23 +0000 UTC]
Pfffttt.... Copying Link.
Here, have a Masterful Ability *pulls off a white glove* Here, have the Smash ability *tosses you Master Hand*
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 05:07:45 +0000 UTC]
I meant the sword from Amazing Mirror. But I will take my smash moveset.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 18:47:20 +0000 UTC]
Look, it's a sword, it's called the "Master" ability, and it is super powerful and cool and stuff and has a gem in the hilt/handle. It's basically a cartoonish Master Sword, on steroids so it's useful in a Kirby Game. You might as well have to absorb Link to get it for the Final Battle.
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 18:49:19 +0000 UTC]
Did this just downgrade into us arguing over kirby. You know what, *slash* there, it's destroied.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 18:54:37 +0000 UTC]
*Destroyed
This may be talking about the resemblance of one thing in a kids game to another thing in a kids game, but still use proper grammar.
Anyways.... Hows blowing up that spa coming along? By the way, the people who built them all across Kanto. And Johto. And Sinnoh. And Hoenn. And Kalos. And Ore. And Unova. And the Kawaii (Japan+Hawaii=Kawaii) Region in Sun and Moon. Basically, you'll need to tap into your inner mass murderer/Destroyer-of-All to get rid of the spas, Kirby
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 19:08:54 +0000 UTC]
Well, I just destroyed the one in Sinnoh, but I have a feeling i'm gonna need backup. *calls Dedede* Hey triple D, I need your help for something. I'll pay you in food. Okay then, meet you at Kanto. Seeya there. *hangs up*
Welp, one down, seven to go.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 20:36:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh, you misunderstand. They have these things set up like PokΓ©Centers. Just everywhere. Not in towns. But everywhere else. They got super lucky and brainwashed a billionaire in their original location.
*calls Meta Knight* Hey. Meta, buddy. Kirby needs your help. Destroying stuff. I know. Surprising he needs help doing that. Yeah, he needs the Halberd to destroy a few regions. Kanto, Johto, Ora, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, and Kawaii. Yes, I know Kawaii's not the name. Just start blowing stuff up. Yes, I know it'll kill tons of people. Do you think that mass murderer cares? *hangs up*
Don't worry. I got you covered.
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Goofykirby12 In reply to ptwolv022 [2016-06-18 20:37:03 +0000 UTC]
Welp, this is getting dumb.
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ptwolv022 In reply to Goofykirby12 [2016-06-18 21:48:25 +0000 UTC]
Indeed. This conversation of the imaginary world in which we each take up roles of characters in the aforementioned imaginary has become quite stale. Moreso, the conversation is drawing to a halt, as the majority of the sum of humorous jokes have already been spoken, and the amount of references to the fictional content on which this imaginary conversation is based is slowly becoming to numerous and frequent.
In conclusion: Kirby, I request and advise you devour this entire conversation and never speak of it to a living soul.
k thx bye
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