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icanseeyourmonkey β€” 9 ways guys pee

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Description No I don't KNOW, okay? I don't KNOW why it struck me as a good idea to draw this.
But I did anyway. Click the image to view full size.

PRINT AVAILABLE! Thanks to the lovely folk at Topatoco, we now have a high-quality print of it available in my Fumboo webstore..
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**NEW update - wow, 60,000 people looked at this on my website in just the first 24 hours, thats pretty insane. Thank you SO much to everyone who shared it around. (edited)

I should clarify though, i notice a lot of people asking why certain peeing positions have been left out of the list, such as the hands-free, the one hand against the wall, etc. There are 2 reasons for this 1) the list was intended more as a list of trials men have to endure while peeing, things that make it difficult and the ways we try and counteract it. More that than just different positions we stand in. and 2) it's a list, it'll never include everything, and i was tired. THANKS AGAIN!

**update 4/9/11 THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE DD and nice comments, thats amazing ^_^ A few people mentioning they've seen this strip on other websites - NOTE many of these sites STEAL artists work, remove their name, and claim it as their own. This is normal practice for them. You can clearly see this is all my own, i've worked hard to make this my career and needless to say it's gutting when people doctor it and call dibs. If a site has their logo on a piece of art instead of an artists' name, they probably stole it**
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mekkler [2022-11-10 21:01:02 +0000 UTC]

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gdpr-73997706 [2021-11-24 17:22:01 +0000 UTC]

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DimmuBorgirmi [2019-01-07 13:30:31 +0000 UTC]

Wow....this is sooooooo true...

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Aztecatl13 [2018-12-23 20:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Lol this is funny xD

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YoGirlOlivia [2018-11-12 01:09:03 +0000 UTC]

lol, luckilyΒ I'm not a man, so I don't have to pee standing up.

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GregoryAmbrose [2018-10-08 15:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Completely true to life. I’ve done them all.

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DavasisOfSmeg [2018-09-13 03:14:19 +0000 UTC]

I pee on everything and everywhere like a pissing devil so 9 most of the time. Even pissed on my own face last year by accident or R Kellyed myself. Every janitor in every school I been to in the past hates me and wishes I'm dead. They'll get their wish eventually. Sometimes I'm forced to do seven or peeing lady style for many reasons. Ether I pee like a girl or a wolf marking territory. Wish my dick was a shotgun....well...that would just make 9 and sex more interesting. XD

And 3 just describes literally smeg. I know, I'm an idiot.

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Nidonemo [2018-08-18 21:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh lord the brutal honesty in all of this is absolutely hilarious!

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TheBlueAnimeGamer [2018-07-03 15:00:00 +0000 UTC]

i love it

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lucas5672 [2018-06-30 18:41:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm 6 but with diarheea instead of farts.

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Ardiana [2018-06-14 23:49:41 +0000 UTC]

I see a lot of the Backward curves and Final shots in public toilets. And just like in the picture, they don't use the paper to dry those up.Β  Β 

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demodoqqo [2018-03-06 23:45:04 +0000 UTC]

At least you don't get periods :")

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HollowParrot In reply to demodoqqo [2018-06-28 15:55:17 +0000 UTC]

Guys think they have it bad, but us girls have it worse









even though I haven't gotten my period yet, my sister says it sucks soooooΒ  Β 

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SmackMeWithAPie2 In reply to HollowParrot [2022-09-19 19:42:26 +0000 UTC]

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demodoqqo In reply to HollowParrot [2018-06-28 16:33:45 +0000 UTC]

ikr

perioads are awful and not something to be looked forward to. consider yourself lucky you haven't gotten there yet--

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xYuumeii In reply to demodoqqo [2018-07-04 01:05:18 +0000 UTC]

Tbh I actually just recently had my period. Oof...they start out pretty light but the cramps get worse and worse...live ur life while you still can ._.

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demodoqqo In reply to xYuumeii [2018-07-04 01:22:34 +0000 UTC]

oof yeah
they S U C K --

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WorldWalker128 [2018-03-02 18:31:54 +0000 UTC]

This, sadly, is very correct.

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Dyscalculie [2018-02-18 20:00:38 +0000 UTC]

It's funny, it's well drawn and very recognizable. That's all a good cartoon needs to be. So no, I'm not surpirized a lot of people like it :-D
I recognize myself in 1, 2 and 7... in fact, that one to me is the way I do it at night, when I wake up and go without switching on the light, lest I wake up too far and it takes me hours to fall asleep again. You don't do it like nr 1 in the pitch dark, that would change immediately into nr 9!Β 
Sometimes I don't evenΒ open my eyes, so when Nature calls at two or three in the night, I look a LOT like the little man on nr 7!Β  XDΒ  XD

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GalCantHelpIt [2018-02-18 18:55:49 +0000 UTC]

I can't relate, but I can laugh. Love the look of fear of being caught in the last panel.

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Insiris [2018-02-08 21:21:36 +0000 UTC]

Why is this so funny to me???? X3

Good comic btw!

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salyssong [2018-02-08 20:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Where's ''A bear attacks you while taking the piss so you have to defend yourself with metal pipe''-way?
Having summer home in Bosnia has some dissadvantages.

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usernamenotfound45 [2017-12-27 00:14:12 +0000 UTC]

The Pushed-Too-Hard is my way.

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DJMutt [2017-10-28 21:13:19 +0000 UTC]

what the fuck

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TranquilityBass [2017-08-28 12:10:19 +0000 UTC]

10.Β  The "you wanted to come in here... what's the problem?" when it doesn't want to leave.

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UmiEbon In reply to TranquilityBass [2017-09-01 15:25:44 +0000 UTC]

Ugggghhhhhhhh......
I HATE #10. Especially at a public urinal

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sunshinebabywife [2017-08-22 22:33:54 +0000 UTC]

lol yes

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LR6047 [2017-08-22 01:52:59 +0000 UTC]

OMG! XD

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Herowebcomics [2017-08-13 02:45:10 +0000 UTC]

This is so much fun!Β 
And true!Β 

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Tasorius2 [2017-07-14 14:55:11 +0000 UTC]

Number 7 is the only way anyone should ever go to the bathroom.

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Creepypastagirl1406 [2017-04-10 12:52:09 +0000 UTC]

T-This is so cute 0////0 any boy wanna hug a Baka Girl named AnnChan?0/////////0

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usernamenotfound45 In reply to Creepypastagirl1406 [2017-12-27 00:15:48 +0000 UTC]

AnnChan? who is that?

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SoapLake In reply to Creepypastagirl1406 [2017-08-21 18:49:15 +0000 UTC]

I'm not a boy but...c..can I hug AnnChan

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Creepypastagirl1406 In reply to SoapLake [2017-08-21 19:03:41 +0000 UTC]

Sure~ I'm in to girls too~

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SoapLake In reply to Creepypastagirl1406 [2017-08-21 20:32:57 +0000 UTC]

*hugs* lmao thanks AnnChan <3

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Creepypastagirl1406 In reply to SoapLake [2017-08-22 16:12:58 +0000 UTC]

*nosebleed* >\\\\\\<

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Marge62 [2016-12-26 04:39:48 +0000 UTC]

it's all true.

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MislamicPearl [2016-11-30 19:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Not sure if this was something I really needed to know...
Wouldn't it be easier to just sit on the bowl every time?

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Camille996 [2016-11-15 21:35:30 +0000 UTC]

It must be fun to pee like that standing up!

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Sreklats In reply to Camille996 [2017-02-23 06:10:29 +0000 UTC]

There are actually tutorials for girls who want to learn how to do it lol

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Insiris In reply to Sreklats [2018-02-08 21:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Why???? On what planet....

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Sreklats In reply to Insiris [2018-02-13 05:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol there really is.

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Insiris In reply to Sreklats [2018-02-13 13:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Well I know what I'm not looking up.

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Rzavio [2015-08-19 20:09:29 +0000 UTC]

A Man.Β 

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PupEluver [2015-07-04 02:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Where's the boner?

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scootakick101 [2015-04-17 19:15:38 +0000 UTC]

you forgot






the pants

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gdpr-34526152 [2015-02-09 02:43:10 +0000 UTC]

Didn't know this...good thing I'm female XD

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Concrete8 In reply to gdpr-34526152 [2015-03-28 15:54:40 +0000 UTC]

fy

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BabyMaxine7 [2015-02-06 03:03:05 +0000 UTC]

Lel

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EbolaSparkleBear [2014-12-04 06:30:16 +0000 UTC]

You left out the easiest one. The stand over.
Stand over the bolw and shoot down. Less mess.

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