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In the '80s, he could have played either Leto or Paul. The father or the son. It would depend on who was playing the other and whether or not aging makeup was used. Don't get me wrong. I love David Lynch's 1984 iteration of 'Dune' as it is. Jurgen Prochnow was great as Duke Leto, and Kyle MacLachlan was great as Paul. But I'm a Michael Biehn fantard first and always. Also, I've been a Michael Biehn fantard longer than I've been a Bruce Campbell fantard. And I'm allowed to use the term "fantard" because I am one, so it's a "badge of solidarity" or whatnot to refer to ourselves (or each other) that way. See also "weeb." I'm one of those too (like that's any surprise).

Note: Also, this kinda looks like a hybrid of Michael Biehn and Peter Weller. That works just fine since they're two of the greatest action heroes of all time. Mike's just as good at playing villains.

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In the '80s, he could have played either Leto or Paul. The father or the son. It would depend on who was playing the other and whether or not aging makeup was used. Don't get me wrong. I love David Lynch's 1984 iteration of 'Dune' as it is. Jurgen Prochnow was great as Duke Leto, and Kyle MacLachlan was great as Paul. But I'm a Michael Biehn fantard first and always. Also, I've been a Michael Biehn fantard longer than I've been a Bruce Campbell fantard. And I'm allowed to use the term "fantard" because I am one, so it's a "badge of solidarity" or whatnot to refer to ourselves (or each other) that way. See also "weeb." I'm one of those too (like that's any surprise).

Note: Also, this kinda looks like a hybrid of Michael Biehn and Peter Weller. That works just fine since they're two of the greatest action heroes of all time. Mike's just as good at playing villains.