Description
Shub-Alcremie Island is a nice place to visit. Word of warning, though. Once you visit, you might not be able to leave. Because you'll be huge and helpless. And they'll use you as an air freshener while pumping you full of delicious desserts and massaging every nook, cranny, crevice, and billowing bulge of your squishy soft bloated blubbery body and there's NO ESCAPE! };3
Update #1: Changed the wording from "Your butt even has its own time zone!" to "Your butt could have its own time zone!"