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Question; Why?
You humans confound me at every turn.
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And since u are an alien u probably do not understand why males are atracted to females....
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Sexual attraction is not limited to humans, fleshbag.
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Oh i am sorry Sir, i had mistaken You with an alien, when, obviously, u are an allmighty dragon... Please forgive me for questioning Your superior knowledge of the universe, and please do not fly here and set my house on fire...
I will permit myself the luxury to tell You a joke about dragons (or how they are more popular in my country as "zmei" or "lamya" ):
"Why do dragons have such big eyes?"
"Well try to lay an egg that big through your ass and we will see how big ur eyes will be"
I hope my joke will be taken as a epitome of minor sence of humor and will not disturb Sir during his/her dinner with (or including) virgin-princesses.
I hope that You have mercy and will spare my life and the lives of all those pesants near Your lair...
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