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FRUKITY FRUK.So they're on a bench/bus stop/hovering plank, and Arthur's all, 'tea?' and Francis is all, 'I do not want your zmelly tea.'
Whatever is happening here, Francis is being a petulant toddler about it.
I would also like to say, my dear watching folk, that because I'm quite ill at the moment my drawing standard has plummetted, all because of energy level balls blah blah. For a few months now it's been getting more scribbly bollocksish, but hopefully things ALL THINGS will improve soon!
And to Silverinsletteebebeoeewrhwoeru, if'n you see this, know that my GUSH IS MOUNTING.
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YOUR GUSH
IS MOUNTING???
HOW CAN THIS BE?
I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOUR GUSH WAS AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY
WHAT WITH ALL OF THE KEY MASHINGS AND THE BROMANTIC MESSAGES AND ALL OF THAT
WAIT WAIT WHOA
YOU ARE
SICK?
F;LIKADJBVLIAJKDILBJFKANJHIBLHKVIABGDJK
I HAVE NOW PUT IT UPON MYSELF TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THROUGH GUSHY MESSAGE THERAPY!
GUSH GUSHY GUSHITY GUSH GUSH GUSH
I WILL PROCEED BY FINISHING MY DIGITAL SCRIBBLINGS OF NAMIR
AND MAYBE SOME FrUKS
JUST FOR YOUS
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IT IS EVER MOUNTING
AND IT IS NOT EVER RESTING
ALTHOUGH
IT IS MOUNTING LIKE MOUNT EVEREST.
OHOHO.
YEAHMAN, I'M TOTAL SICK, IT'S NOT THE MOST RAD. IT'S NOT EVEN RAVEN. I'M JUST RAVIN' ABOUT THE LACK OF RAVEN.
OHOHO.
Speaking of Raven, every 'that's so Raven' comment round these parts tends to be followed by BRIT RAVEN CONFUSION because of this man [link] Ohoho, when I was a young 'un I wanted him as my hubby I did, feather cape and all.
ANYWAY, RAMBLE ENDING, SICK IS SO LAME, I'M DEFERRING MY LAST YEAR OF SCHOOL SO I CAN SPEND MY TIME BEING SICK. IT IS NOT A NICE PASSTIME, NOSIREE. IT'S THIS WHOLE BUNCH OF M.E/FIBROMYALGIABLAHBLUAH/OTHER STUFF I HAD AN OPERATION FOR THAT IS KAY NOW NONSENSE, SO I'LL GET BETTER SOON. DON'T KNOW HOW SOON, BUT I HOPE IT'S SOUPER SOON.
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
YOU HAD EXAMAMAMAMS.
THAT IS WHY I THOUGHT I'D BE A GOOD SAMARITAN AND REPLY LATE SO I COULD LESSEN YOUR DISTRACTIONS.
CUNNING!
HOW DID THEY GOGOGOGOGO? I HOPE MACBETH WASN'T BEING TOO MUCH OF A TWAT FOR YOU. HE'S NOT VERY GOOD AT NON-TWAT ACTIVITIES.
BLAAAAAARGAAHHAHAAARRRRGHOIUR83RYR8
YOU AND YOUR MORENESS.
GUSHITY GUSHIN' GUSH I SAY.
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SO YOU COULD SAY
YOUR GUSH IS PERPETUALLY MOUNTING?
I AGREE VERILY, BEING SICK IS NO GOOD PAST TIME AT ALL
EAT VITAMINS AND DRINK WATERS AND STUFFS
YES, YES I DID HAVE EXAMAMAMAMAMS
BUT NOW THEY ARE OVERERERERERER
FINALYYYYYYYYY
I DON'T THINK I DID TOO TERRIBLY WITH MACBETH, BUT I DIDN'T DO VERY WELL EITHER. I WON'T KNOW MY GRADE UNTIL TOMOROWS THO
I DO HOWEVER HAVE MY FINAL GRADES FOR MY CLASSES
AND I GOT STRAIGHT B'S AND TWO A'S. NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF! THE CLASSES I GOT A'S IN ARE CLASSES THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING LESS THAN AN A IN BECAUSE THE TEACHERS OF THOSE CLASSES ARE ART TEACHERS AND ART TEACHERS LOVE ME FOR SOME REASON.
THE ONLY THINGS I EVER DID IN THE CLASSES I GOT A'S IN WERE SLEEP, AND GOOF OFF SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I GOT AN A.
OK WOW
ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, SORRY FOR RAMBLING.
BUT
DID YOU KNOW THAT
I'M ONE OF THOSE KIDS THAT'S NEVER GOTTEN A AN F
LIKE, EVER IN ANYTHING?
OHOHOHOHOHO I'M A SMART ASS
AND HOW NICE OF YOU
TO THINK OF MY EXAMS IN YOUR REPLY
HOW CONSIDERATE LFHAFLIJDKS
OH YES
ONE MORE THING BEFORE I HIT SEND
I NEED A NICK NAME FOR YOUS
BECAUSE WHEN I BRAG ABOUT YOU, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS "MY TOTALLY AWESOME BRITISH FRIEND" AND THAT'S A RATHER BIG MOUTHFUL
AND ALSO SOUNDS TOO CALIFORNIAN WHEN SAID ALOUD
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PERPETUALLY MOUNTING
MOUNTING LIKE A STRAY DOG ON HEAT.
I I I PRINTED OUT YOUR PICATURE OF MY BABIES AND STUCK THEM AROUND MY LAPTOP TO ENCOURAGE ME TO DO MORE WRITING, BUT THEY KEPT GETTING STUFF AND WHATNOT SPILT ON THEM AND MY WRIST ACTION WAS MAKING THEM TATTY.
SO I SAVED THEM.
AND THEY ARE ON MY BOARDED-UP BEDROOM FIREPLACE UNDER MY SPAGHETTI WESTERN SOUNDTRACK VINYL. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S THE BEST PLACE TO BE.
TOMROROOROROROROROROROW
WAS
A DAY IN THE PAST.
TELL UNTO ME ALL YOUR WONDERFUL ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS.
EVEN IF
YOURE A ALL As AND Bs PERSON.
HOW I LOATHE YOUR PEOPLE
I TOTES HAD THE ALWAYS-AN-A CLASSES IN WORDY SUBJECTS, BUT ANYTHING INVOLVING NUMBERS WAS JUST GABLAAAARRGRHHAAARRGH. I WAS IN THE BOTTOM CLASS FOR SCIENCE AND ONCE I GOT 3% IN A TRIGONOMETRY TEST.
GAAABLAAAAAAARRGHAAARRRGHHAARGH.
NICK NAME FOMEEEZ?
OH
OH
WOWOWOOWOWOOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
YOU MAY CHEWS.
BECAUSE
I CANT DO THIS.
ITS OUT OF MY GRASP.
I CANNOT GRASP IT
UNLIKE THE ITEMS OF MY BOARDED UP BEDROOM FIREPLACE.
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OHMIGASH
YOU HAVE IT
HANGING
IN YOUR ROOM
AOHGRIRLEUJKHFAOUBRZHIGNFJRUKJH
I FIND THIS ADORABLE
OH MAN WHAT EVEN IS TRIGONOMETRY
IT SOUNDS TRULY INVIGORATING
THE MOST INTELLECTUALLY FRUSTRATING SUBJECT I'VE HAD TO THIS DATE IS CONCEPTUAL PHYSICS
BUT IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE CLASSES SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S SO INTRIGUING
OH OH
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I HAD A D IN ENGLISH
FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES
AND THEN I TURNED SOMETHING IN AND IT BECAME A B
I AM NOT FOND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
QUITE ANNOYING WITH ALL OF IT'S GRAMMAR RULES AND SUCH
I'VE CURRENTLY GOT A B IN MY HONORS ENGLISH CLASS
SO ANNOYING
BUT
BUT THAT WOULD DEPLETE THE PURPOSE OF ASKING YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED BY YOUR GUSHY 'MERICAN GURLFRAN
OR I COULD
JUST CALL YOUS
BRITFRAN
BRITISH FRIEND
BRITFRAN
YAS PERFECT
UGH THIS MESSAGE DOES NOT SEEM NEARLY LONG OR GUSHY ENOUGH AS IT NEEDS TO BE
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I AM GLAD THAT YOU FIND IT ADORB
RATHER THAN
ABHORable.
Hehe.
INVIGORATING SHMIGORATING.
TRIGONOMETRY IS ALL ABOUT
TRIANGLES.
YOU HAVE TO SPEND ABOUT 6 MONTHS OVER THREE SCHOOL YEARS
DOING TRIANGLES.
AND
ALL THEIR FUNKY ANGLE BITS.
I WOULD FIND A WIKIPEDIA LINK TO EXPLAIN BUT THE SIGHT OF TRIGONOMETRY WOULD MAKE ME CRY OUT MY INTESTINAL TRACT.
CONCEPTIONAL PHYSICS I COULD NOT CONCIEVE.
ALTHOUGH
THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLY DEGREE-LEVEL FANCY SHMANCY TO ME.
CARE TO DROP A LINE OF CONCEPTUAL PHYSICS MY WAY? IF YOU ARE INTRUIGUED THEN IT MUST BE INTRIGUE-WORTHY.
ALSO
GRAMMAR SHMAMMAR.
I LIKE GRAMMAR. TOO MUCH. I SPEND ABOUT 10 MINTUES ON THE TEXTS I SEND TO ACHIEVE FULL GRAMMAR CORRECTION AND UTILISE GRAMMATICAL EFFECIENCY TO PROMOTE SHARP HUMOUR.
I DO NOT THINK THE PEOPLE I TEXT DO THE SAME BACK.
PHOOO.
BRITFAN
BRITFAN
I LOVE BRITFRAN!
I LOVE IT,
YOU,
YOU,
YOU AMERIFRAN.
SO SO SO SO AMERIFRAN, THERE'S A MALE SPECIMEN AND I THINK HE MIGHT LIKE MY GRAMMAR BUT BUT BUT HE'S REALLY GOOD AT EXISTING, WAY BETTER AT EXISTING THAN ME. HOW DO I SUSTAIN A PRETENCE THAT I'M GOOD AT EXISTING?
PHOOOOOOO.
I HOPE THIS FULFILS THE STEREOTYPE THAT BRITS CAN'T HANDLE ROMANCE AND WOULD RATHER THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS JUST REVOLVE AROUND PORRIDGE OATS AND NAPS.
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OOOHHHH TRIANGLES THAT SOUNDS QUITE FUN, ACTUALLY
AND MY GRAMMAR ISN'T BAD OR ANYTHING, I JUST DON'T LIKE GETTING INTO ALL OF THE NEEDLESSLY DETAILED ASPECTS OF IT.
OH OH BOY
AMERIFRAN YES
YES THIS WORKS
OK OK OK
I ASSUME YOU'RE USING "GRAMMAR" AND "EXISTING" IN VERY LOOSE AND MYSTERIOUS WAYS IN ORDER TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR ROMANTIC INTEREST IN THIS FINE SPECIMEN OF MAN. SO, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN A PRETENSE OF ADVANCED EXISTING LEVEL, I VERY PLAINLY SAY YOU SHOULD PUT THE MOVES ON HIM. THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULD JUST WALK UP TO HIM AND GRAB HIS CROTCH OR ANYTHING TOO HASTY LIKE THAT, BUT DROP SUBTLE HINTS AT YOUR INTEREST OF HIS EXISTENCE.
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YOUR GRAMMAR, AMERIFRAN, I HAVE OBSERVED TO BE TIPTOP.
THE PARAGRAPH
WORD SPACING
THING
IS
JUST
BEAUTIFULLY INFECTIOUS.
OH,
YOU,
AMERIFRAN, YOU ARE THE MOST DARL OF DARLS! I DID NOT ANTICIPATE MY RAMBLINGS TO BE WEIGHED AND ANSWERED IN SUCH A DARL FASHION.
NOW I FEEL SILLY BECAUSE AS FAR AS SITUATIONS TO ADDRESS GO, THERE IS VERY LITTLE SITUATION. MY RAMBLE WAS A NIGGLE I HAD WHILE EATING LUNCHTIME YOGHURT, WHICH COINCIDED WITH DEVIANTART MESSAGE ANSWERING. THE NIGGLE TRANSFERRED FROM YOGHURT TO ANSWERING, WHAT A FIEND.
CROTCHES AND WHATNOT HAVE ALL BEEN GRABBED.
BUT THAT
WAS THE EASY BIT.
THE NIGGLE
WAS SO SILLY
THAT I FEEL FOOLISH
BECAUSE
HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY IN COMPARISON I'M A SUBHUMAN PILE OF AWFUL GOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAGRHRBNEEDHOEDHOHOEDOH34OUEOH.
I MUST HAVE SECRETED SOME TYPE OF TOXIN.
THAT I SHALL START BOTTLING
AND SELLING
FOR MUCHO MONEY.
AND I'LL SPLIT THE PROFITS WITH YOU, YOU HUNKY DARLING.
NOW I'VE TOLD YOU A COMPLETELY UNECESSARY YOGHURT-EATING NIGGLE THAT I'M JUST EMBARRESSED ABOUT NOW, YOU MAY OVERLOAD ME WITH WHATEVER CRAP YOU PLEASE.
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GOOD HEAVENS!
IS THIS
LOW SELF ESTEEM THAT YOU ARE TYPING???
NOPE NOPE NOT ON MY WATCH
NO FRAN OF MINE IS GONNA BE IN THE DUMPS
NOPE NOT TODAY
YOU ARE IN NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM SUBHUMAN PILE OF AWFUL GOOP.
GOOP DOES NOT HAVE THE OUTWARD CONSTANCY TO TYPE
AS SUCH I HAVE RULED OUT YOUR GOOPYNESS
AANNNNDDDD ANOTHER THING!
YOU ARE A MOST WONDERFUL PERSON IN EVERY WAY OBSERVABLE FROM THE INTERWEBS, AND IT IS QUITE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO BE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU ARE
AS SUCH I HAVE RULED OUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS SO-CALLED "HE"
FOR NO MAN COULD BE THIS WONDERFUL
AND FINALLY
MY LAST POINT BEING
I WOULD TOTES BUY THAT TOXIN
AND UM
BY THE WAY
WHAT IS A NIGGLE??
IS THIS ANOTHER INTRIGUING BRITISH WORD OF WHICH I HAVE YET TO HEAR?
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HEHEHHEHEHEHEE
HEHEHEHE
HEHEHEE
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS.
IN FACT
YOUR WORDS HAVE GIVEN ME CAVITIES
BUT
THEY ARE CAVITIES OF LOVE
IN WHICH I HAVE STORED MORE LOVE
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
MY SELF-ESTEEM IS OKAY AND CAVITY-Y.
BUT
THIS MAN
IS JUST A PERFECT MAN.
I MEAN
THINK OF ALL GOOD THINGS
AND THEN
PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER
AND THEN BE ALL LIKE
'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY'
NIGGLE NIGGLE NIGGLE
IS LIKE
AN ANNOYING THING
THAT
UM
'NIGGLES' AT YOU.
HMM
URRM
IT IS A LITTLE THING THAT BOTHERS YOU.
YUP.
HMM.
ENGLISH MAY BE THE LANGUAGE WITH THE BIGGEST VOCABULARY,
BUT OVER MY INTERWEBZ YEARS
IT TRANSPIRES THAT AMERICAN ENGLISH DOES NOT POSSESS AS MANY WORDS.
HOWEVER
IT ALSO TRANSPIRES THAT THE WORDS THEY DO NOT POSSESS
ARE
REALLY STUPID WORDS.
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AMERICAN MADE UP WORDS ARE USELESS AND ANNOYING.
QUITE NIGGLESOME, IF YOU WILL.
SUCH WORDS LIKE "BADONKADONK" WHICH REFERS TO A BOOTYLICIOUS ASS.
OH
IN MY TIRADE OF EXPLAINING "BADONKADONK" I USED ANOTHER 'MERICAN MADE UP WORD THAT IS MORE PREDICTABLE IN IT'S MEANING THAN "BADONKADONK"
BUT ANYWAYS
MORE WORDS INCLUDE "SHAWTY" AND
ACTUALLY
I DON'T THINK I CAN COME UP WITH MANY MORE OFF OF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
THAT'S HOW FEW OF THEM THERE ARE.
OR I DON'T KNOW VERY MANY OF THEM BECAUSE THE TWO LISTED ABOVE ARE VERY DEGRADING TOWARDS WOMEN WHEN USED IN CURRENT POP MUSIC AND I NEVER USE THEM FOR THIS REASON.
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AH YIS.
OHCRIPES,
IT'S LIKE
USHER
ALL OVER AGAIN.
BRIT TYPE PEOPLE SAY THOSE WORDS
AND OTHER PEOPLE IN THEIR VICINTY WILL BE ALL
'OH, I SEE, YOU'RE DOING AN IMPRESSION OF AN AMERICAN RAPPER. WELL DONE.'
THEY MAY ALSO SAY
'YOU TWAT.'
ALTHOUGH A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DECIDED TO SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH INSTEAD OF REGULAR ENGLISH, PROBABLY SINCE HALF OUR TELLY AND MUSIC IS ALL 'MERICAN.
THIS IS NOT NECCESARILY A BAD THING
BUT
IT'S MOSTLY OF THE BADONKADONKING SHAWTY TYPE. ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC. THE MUSIC IS VERY RARELY NOT ABOUT BADONKADONKING SHAWTIES.
SOME MULTI-CHANNEL TV CHANNEL TYPE THING COMPANY THINGS HAVE ONE STATION DEVOTED TO AMERICAN PROGRAMMES ONLY, EG '5USA', AND SKY TRY AND JAZZ UP THEIR AMERICAN CHANNEL BY CALLING IT 'SKY ATLANTIC'. THIS DOES LITTLE TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT MOST TV CHANNELS RARELY VARY THEIR PROGRAMMING FROM CRAPPY AMERICAN SITCOM/TEEN DRAMA/CRIME SHOW REPEATS. OCCASIONALLY,
JUST OCCASIONALLY,
THEY HAVE PROGRAMMES ABOUT FAT BRITISH PEOPLE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT.
OCCASIONALLY.
IN FACT,
I ASSUME HERE THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE AUGUST RIOTS IN LONDON SINCE YOU ARE A WONDERFULLY CURIOUS AND WELL-RESEARCHED DEAR,
(IF NOT, THERE WERE LOADS OF YOUTHS BREAKING INTO SHOPS, SETTING FIRE TO BUILDINGS, SMASHING UP CARS ETC FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS TO THE EXTENT THAT THE NEWLY-CUT POLICE FORCE WAS HELPLESS, INCLUDING WITH ARMY REINFORCEMENTS. IT'S LARGELY ATTRIBUTED TO THE TWAT POSH GOVERNMENT THAT'S BEEN MAKING SOCIAL MOBILITY EVEN MORE DIFFICULT ETC RAMBLE RAMBLE MOAN)
AND LIKE
WHEN THE POLICE READ THROUGH THE TEXTS ON THE PHONES TAKEN OFF THE THEIVES, THEY HAD BEEN USING AMERICAN WORDS INSTEAD OF ENGLISH ONES, LIKEEE 'FEDS'. SOME OF THEM WERE EVEN REFERRING TO MONEY IN CENTS AND DOLLARS.
I MEAN,
WHAT?
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"THEY MAY ALSO SAY YOU TWAT"
BEST LINE OF THAT ENTIRE MESSAGE.
I AM MINUTELY AWARE OF OUR CULTURAL INFLUENCE ON OUTSIDE COUNTRIES THROUGH THE MEDIA. WHEN AMERICANS SEE SOMETHING FOREIGN WE'RE ALL "OH SOMETHING NEW AND INTERESTING HOW QUAINT" SEEING A FOREIGN TV-SHOW IS VERY RARE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE BBC AMERICA CHANNEL. BUT OTHER THAN THAT THE MOST FOREIGN ACTION WE SEE IS THROUGH BRITISH SINGERS AND THE LIKE. BUT THEN THERE'RE OTHER THINGS THAT'RE FOREIGN BUT HAVE BEEN AROUND IN AMERICA FOR SO LONG THAT NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THAT THEY'RE FOREIGN, LIKE THE SMURFS. YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT WAS AN AMERICAN CARTOON.
YES I AM IN FACT FAMILIAR WITH THE RIOTS BUT THEY WERE RARELY ON THE NEWS, I'M AFRAID. I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE! WHAT STARTED THE RIOTS? SOCIAL MOBILITY? LIKE, PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICES?
LOL WOW THE MOST AMERICANS KNOW ABOUT BRITISH CURRENCY IS THAT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH POUNDS.
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OH MY, I HAD ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE BEING SURROUNDED BY MOSTLY AMERICAN THINGS.
SMURFS
NO
WHAT
WHERE ARE THE SMURFS FROM?
I'VE NEVER WATCHED THE SMURFS AND HAVE NEVER REALLY CAST THEM A THOUGHT. NOW, THOUGH, I'D GUESS THAT THEY'RE SORT OF DUTCH/GERMANICKY?
YOU ARE CERTAINLY WELCOME!
WELL NOW, IT FIRST STARTED WHEN THE POLICE ANGERED A BLACK COMMUNITY (I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER CARRIBEAN OR AFRICAN) SOMEWHERE IN LONDON THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER, BECAUSE AFTER THE DEATH OF A BLACK TEENAGE GUY THEY DIDN'T BOTHER INFORMING HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. THIS RAISED OTHER ISSUES OF POLICE RACISM TO QUESTION, JUST AS THEY SHOULD BE, AND THERE WAS SOME DEMONSTRATION.
NOW, TO BACKTRACK! SINCE THE CONSERVATIVES WERE ELECTED IN 2010, THEY'VE BEEN PRIVATISING THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, INTRODUCING RIDICULOUS CUTBACKS THAT HAVE LEFT MILLIONS SUDDENLY UNEMPLOYED, RAISING THE FEES OF UNIVERSITIES TO 9 THOUSAND FUCKINGY POUNDS A FUCKINGY YEAR, CUTTING BACK HUGELY ON DOLE MONEY ETC. FOR EXAMPLE, IN THE WEEK OF THE RIOTS, THE MAYOR OF LONDON (BORIS FUCKINGY JOHNSON) HAD BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR TAX CUTS FOR THE RICHEST PERCENTAGE OF LONDONERS.
SO
WHILE MANY HAVE ATTRIBUTED THE RIOTS TO THE BLACK GUY POLICE ISSUE, THE MAJORITY OF RIOTERS HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD ABOUT THE BLACK GUY POLICE ISSUE. MOST RIOTERS WERE JUST OUT TO STEAL SHIT, BURN SHIT ETC, BUT SOME DID SO OUT OF FURY AT THE GOVERNMENT, RATHER THAN SIMPLY FOR THE DESIRE OF RUINING SHIT. EVEN SO, THE MAJORITY OF LONDONERS (ALL EXCEPT ABOUT HALF OF WORKING CLASS YOUTHS, SHALL WE SAY) MAY BE EQUALLY ANGRY AT THE GOVERNMENT, BUT DO NOT ACCEPT THAT RIOTING WAS ANY WAY TO GO ABOUT THINGS. THE TAGLINE FROM THE GENERAL PUBLIC WAS THAT RIOTERS ARE SCUM.
OF COURSE, THE GOVERNMENT ARE IGNORING ANY OF THE INCITING PROBLEMS AND HAVE ATTRIBUTED IT ENTIRELY TO NAUGHTY TEENAGERS BEING NAUGHTY WHAT WITH THEIR SINGLE PARENTS AND NOT BEING WHITE, AND GIVEN THAT THERE ARE MORE NON-WHITE IMMIGRANTS THAN BRITS AND WHITE IMMIGRANTS COMBINED IN LONDON PRIMARY SCHOOLS, THIS ATTITUDE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY NOT GOOD, MEANING MORE YOUTHS ARE MORE RIOT-Y ETC.
ONE FAMOUS CONSERVATIVE FUCKINGY TWATHEAD HISTORIAN ACTUALLY SAID ABOUT THE RIOTS, 'THE WHITES ARE NOW BLACK'.
AS IN
WHITE PEOPLE ARE RIOTING AND STEALING SHIT AND BURNING SHIT AS WELL
AS THOUGH
BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS DID THAT?
SO
YEAH.
SHIT IS FUCKED UP.
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WHOA MAN
THAT SOUNDS
SHOCKINGLY FAMILIAR
AS IN, THOSE SITUATIONS HAVE HAPPENED HERE ONLY WITHOUT THE FAMOUS RIOTING.
THE WHOLE "CUTS FOR RICH PEOPLE" HAS AMERICA WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
THE REPUBLICANS ARE ALL FOR THE RICH PEOPLE AND BIG BUSINESSES
SO MUCH SO THAT CORPORATIONS AND UNDEVELOPED FETUSES HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN THE AVERAGE WOMAN.
WELL ACTUALLY THE FETUS THING IS MORE OF A RELIGIOUS THING.
WHICH REMINDS ME
I HAVE A THEORY
THAT AMERICAN CULTURE IS SLOWLY GOING BACKWARDS IN TIME AND REVERTING INTO A THEOCRACY.
ALL OF THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ARE SUPER RICH, SUPER RELIGIOUS, AND SUPER STUPID. THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY MAKES ME WANT TO WEEP.
RICK SANTORUM SEE'S WOMEN AS A MENTAL DISORDER AND WANTS TO SHOWER AMERICA IN CATHOLICISM! RELIGIOUS EQUALITY "MAKES HIM WANT TO THROW UP". ALL THE WHILE, MITT ROMNEY IS JUST AS BAD WITH HIS NEED TO MAKE LIFE AN EVEN BIGGER HELL FOR THE LOWER CLASS AND TREATS WOMEN LIKE CATTLE ON THE RANCH HE BOUGHT CALLED "NIGGERHEAD".
I SWEAR, IF RICK SANTORUM OR MITT ROMNEY EVER GET TO BE PRESIDENT I'M PACKING UP MY FAMILY AND MOVING TO CANADA.
I MEAN REALLY, BRITISH COLOMBIA IS JUST LIKE OREGON, ONLY COLDER AND LESS DESERT. OR NO DESERT. CAN SUCH A THING AS A DESERT EVEN EXIST UP THERE??
I'M SORRY IF I'M JUST SPEWING ANGRY AMERICAN POLITICAL SHIT AT YOU
BUT THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
IN A TERRIBLY BIASED WAY, I'M AFRAID, BECAUSE I TYPED THIS UP IN LIKE, 5 MINUTES, BUT STILL.
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