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Illith-Anthonar — Final Countdown - 02
Published: 2009-05-30 21:28:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1264; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 12
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Try not raping people half to death, Ratchet. Maybe you'll get some friends.And stop acting like you have a mancrush on Barricade, for fuck's sake ...
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Sure it is! I'm sure Barricade can provide all sorts of vitamins and minerals to your daily diet.
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Well, when you put it that way... :3
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Barricade actually turned his back...and Ratchet DIDN'T rape him! Reality has unraveled!
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But we love Raping Ratchet. Just like we love the Booze drinking steaing scamming and smoking Bender.
I think the man crush is cute.
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I couldn't have said it better myself Barricade.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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VERY one sided.
Though I have a feeling Barricade is going to wake up one day with a big white Hummer trying to snuggle him.
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Barricade: *wakes up* ....what are you doing?
Ratchet: uh...looking for my keys?
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LOL..I'm actually a little surprised Barricade IS ok with taking Ratchet in.
Barricade better watch himself...Ratchet might start asking him to join him for lunches then dinners then...well, we all know Ratchet!
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It is a sad fact indeed, but yes ... we all know Ratchet.
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Aw, you no like the bromance?
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the bromance is evil!!!
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i'm surprised that Barricade actually turns his back on Ratchet for one instant...
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He has tamed the beast!
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By the third panel I was thinkin 'Run while you still can, Barricade! RUN!'
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He should have let Ratchet join him under the condition that he removes all his rape programming.
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Or he could have just made him agree to only rape the enemy.
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Ratchet: *starts singing "I'm a Believer"*
Barricade:
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*sings with him*
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Mancrush O.o?!
Do I sense assrape 'round the corner?!
MY RATCHET SENSES (okay, so I don't really have "Ratchet senses" but everyone knows when he's coming because of the commotion he creates a mile away!) ARE TINGLING RUUUUNZ!
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Or waitz...do I mean assrape-is-coming-run senses?..Or wait...GAH! I'm even more confused than I was to begin with, with all this "senses" stuff, and that's over-rated, and I can't even remember what that really means!
BRAINSPLOSION! O.x--#
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I liekz pai!
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I too leikz pai! Haz sum cherreh pai wif me!
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Um, just wanted to mention they have a movieverse Chromia out at Wal-Mart. (She has no legs!!)
Thought Ironhide might be interested :3
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Oh I am sure he would be.
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What has poor Barricade gotten himself into...
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The same shit he always gets himself into, day after day, week after week ...
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Man Crush or Bromance...
Either way? Creepy. It's still Ratchet. <<;
TFA was cancelled and I am wallowing in crushed fangirl woe.
Thanks for making me smile!
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Aww, Ratchet found himself a new boy toy! How sweet! ...
I feel bad that so many people here are hurting over TFA ... yet at the same time I laugh inside and play golf with cube-Blurs.
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I didn't expect to like it at all, but it's just so...cracktastic.
And full of lulzy references.
I've never been one for golf. <<
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XD I think Barricade has sarcasm in the last panel *is bricked*
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Barricade!? Sarcasm!? Unheard of!
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Barricade hit the nail on the head with those words.
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He sure did. Not Ratchet's going to nail his head for it.
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You're just mad because his man crush gets in the way of your female equivalent of a man crush
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I would be if I found robots/little plastic toys attractive.
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We all know you just gaze at them wistfully when no one's looking
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If Ratchet plays it right, maybe it won't be rape after all.
So excited for ROTF!*spazz*
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