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Published: 2018-07-17 23:13:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 462; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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"Son, you are writing cheques your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!" -Soldier (TF2)
A stupid, mildly dirty joke I've been meaning to illustrate.
Kyrophon might be tall, dark and handsome, but he also weighs as much as a car and will probably crush you without meaning to. Not that he really minds, just that he thinks someone he might not want to crush should probably know this.
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once that door opens it's never closingΒ π
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Haha oh yes, if the body is a temple then a cnossan is the proverbial bull in a china shop.
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It might be worth it.
Eh, it my experience, the big guys are the most gentle.
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okay this took me W A Y too long to understand for fucks sake (no pun intended)
I need a morning coffee x)
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Writing jokes is hard, I never know if people are going to get them or if they'll be funny or just awkward haha
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