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Published: 2018-05-06 21:32:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 320; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Description Name: Sam Smudy

Gender: Male

Species: Malk shake

Occupation: Works at a cafe in Inkwell Isle 3

Personality: Smiles goes for miles, they have to, it's literally the only way he can get his freaking paycheck, complains about his boss after hours, weary of getting chummy with the customers just in case they'll tip him off to his boss, nonexistent social life, can't handle having even one friend, internal screaming when someone makes an advance at him, his job would be much more enjoyable if it weren't for the big dude in charge, is forced to date boss' daughter to keep his already sad awful terrible job, stress levels are through the roof yet he's still trekking on down, no seriously he should be in the hospital, would just looooove to sell his soul just to be able to have another job of the same caliber elsewhere far far away from the incompetence he faces daily if it weren't for his itty bitty teeny tiny plethora of phobias that will leave deep scars on his emotional state, somebody save him, guard always up, relaxing?! breaks?! vacation?! HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS GOSH DIDDLY DANG DAGUM JOB RN AINT GOT NO TIME FO' DAT CRAP, dreams of one day he could escape his problems for good, can't handle any sort of horror even if it's just the smallest jumpscare, wait there's a union?!, relatable mood, kinda does wanna make a friend if it weren't for his painfully cringy awkwardness, prolly why he can't get any other job with better more preferable working conditions

Likes: His boss not breathing down his dang neck all the time, coworkers he hates getting crap, an actual good work day, looking for other jobs discretely, decorating his head when he's feeling less of a drained battery shell, someone finally understanding the woes he has to go through on a regular basis, correct change, petting the animals at the pet shop lowers his malk pressure, dating his "girlfriend" has its perks since he gets paid more to buy her gifts to which he smartly saves what's left over for a time when he can splurg on himself for once

Dislikes: Crappy customers, his boss who shall not get a pic cuz screw it, the latter's stupid clingy daughter, parents who can't handle their own darn kids, horror, being told he screams like a girl, doing the work of other people yet not getting paid freaking extra, here lies his expectations for how he's going to spend the rest of his life, pennies screw pennies GIVE HIM DIMES AT LEAST FOR EASIER TRANSACTION OF THE CHANGE, the thing where peeps buys a small cheap thing then pay with a heckin' handful of coins so he'll have to deal with load of bull, complaints, all that sweet everyday work drama, his tendency to rhyme, peeps making jokes about green eggs and ham when they learn his first name, his inferiority complex

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Comments: 236

IllusionsMaster64 In reply to ??? [2018-09-20 17:43:26 +0000 UTC]

Pure boi XD

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Tragi-Comedy In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-09-20 17:43:57 +0000 UTC]

hu!

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to Tragi-Comedy [2018-09-20 17:50:25 +0000 UTC]

Needs a break but he needs ta wooooork

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Tragi-Comedy In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-09-20 17:51:35 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to Tragi-Comedy [2018-09-20 17:53:09 +0000 UTC]

YES MUCH HUG

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 01:26:19 +0000 UTC]

MULK

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 01:40:07 +0000 UTC]

MOLK

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 01:42:07 +0000 UTC]

GIVE THE MAN A GLASS OF MULK!

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 01:44:29 +0000 UTC]

HE IS A GLASS OF MALK

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 01:45:12 +0000 UTC]

M U L K !

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 01:51:19 +0000 UTC]

MALF

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 01:55:16 +0000 UTC]

...no

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 02:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Molk

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 10:40:13 +0000 UTC]

Mulk

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 11:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Mitl

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 11:14:36 +0000 UTC]

WUT???

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 11:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Mirk

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 11:31:59 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 11:53:30 +0000 UTC]

yep

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 12:38:28 +0000 UTC]

ASDF

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 12:46:21 +0000 UTC]

:3

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 12:48:42 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 12:49:53 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 12:50:43 +0000 UTC]

.____.

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 12:51:06 +0000 UTC]

malk

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 12:51:47 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 12:53:54 +0000 UTC]

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 12:54:33 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 12:58:26 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 13:03:00 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 13:03:14 +0000 UTC]

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 13:06:44 +0000 UTC]

._.

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 13:07:02 +0000 UTC]

lol

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 13:09:49 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 13:11:13 +0000 UTC]

:3

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 13:12:36 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 13:19:01 +0000 UTC]

HShs

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 13:23:08 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 13:23:25 +0000 UTC]

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 15:51:50 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 15:53:48 +0000 UTC]

XD

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 16:14:03 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 16:14:51 +0000 UTC]

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 16:15:43 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 16:16:38 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 16:18:51 +0000 UTC]

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LOVE-LOST-LIVE In reply to IllusionsMaster64 [2018-05-07 16:19:14 +0000 UTC]

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IllusionsMaster64 In reply to LOVE-LOST-LIVE [2018-05-07 16:19:46 +0000 UTC]

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