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Quark at QG's Rangers arrive and says: "Good news everyone! There's a mission to do and you ha-ehm... WE have a new spaceship! An awesome spaceship! It has four sets!"

Cora:"...Wow...Amazing..." *sarcastic tone*

Ratchet:"Ehm... Really? Nothing else? Same weapons and same engines?"

Quark:"Well... Yeah, but it is much more confortable! Did you see?"

Brax:"Amazing! LET'S TRY IT!"

Clank:"What brand did this ship?"

Quark:"Well... A brand with a weird name: Sub...Sublarr.... Sublargu. Yeah, this is the Sublargu."

Ratchet:"Looks a Japanese name"

Brax:"Guys! It has just three sets and four doors!"

Cora:"Yeah, it's such stupid! I wanna talk with the engineer that did this ship!"

Ratchet:"What the fu- what kind of ships did Sublargu?!"

Quark:"WAIT! Instructions says that it needs of the Robotic Ignition system to get the fourth set"

Clank:"I got it"

Ratchet:"Question."

Quark:"What question my friend?"

Ratchet:"Why? I mean... Ships doesn't need anymore of it, are automated"

Cora:"They're stopped at the first Ratchet & Clank of 2002"

Brax:"Yeah but... Let's try the new sets!"

Cora:"I wanna stay in front!"

Ratchet:"I drive!"

Clank:"Oh dear..."

*In the space*

Ratchet:"Wohooo this ship is amazing!"

Brax:"Yeah, backhere there's a lot of space for my muscles!"

Clank:"Mhh yeah, it is a nice ship"

Cora:"Guys you know what? I'll put my feet on the dashboard"

Ratchet:"Cora dammit no, your boots are filthy!"

Cora:"Ok then, i'll take off my boots"

Brax:"Dear god..."

Clank:"It is fortunate i haven't got a nose! heheheheh"

Ratchet:"Dammit Cora, your feet smells terrible!"

Cora:"Go on, my feet smells better than Brax's socks"

Brax:"That's not true!"

Cora:"Yeah instead it's true, i saw you smell my used socks after a workout"

Ratchet:"Brax, god, really?!"

Brax:"She's lying! well... I was there for case"

Clank:"I admit it, this is weird, and i've seen weird things in this years"

Cora:"But, it is not a problem for me, I love when men likes women's feet. It's so satisfying!"

Ratchet:"...Jesus..." *looks shocked*

Brax:"Well...eh eh... I know it is weird, I found it so... horny"

Ratchet:"I think it is time to try the radio!"

Clank:"Ohh there's the radio? Set on DSJ radio!"

Cora:"Come on, put some good music"

Brax:"Yeah... eheh music"

Cora:"Anyway you could ask to smell my baresoles if you like them"

Brax:"Uhm... Good to know that eheh"

Ratchet:"Eheh ... Ohh there's Johnny Bolts! I love it"

Cora:"Awesome, anyway I'll put a photo on Instablarg.
"#friends #spaceship #work #beautiful ecc."

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Let's see, spot the quotes and tributes in the draw and in the story!

Copyright Insomniac Games

Description
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*********READ IT, IT'S AMAZING, AND THERE ARE A FEW FUNNY QUOTES!*********
*******************************************************************

Quark at QG's Rangers arrive and says: "Good news everyone! There's a mission to do and you ha-ehm... WE have a new spaceship! An awesome spaceship! It has four sets!"

Cora:"...Wow...Amazing..." *sarcastic tone*

Ratchet:"Ehm... Really? Nothing else? Same weapons and same engines?"

Quark:"Well... Yeah, but it is much more confortable! Did you see?"

Brax:"Amazing! LET'S TRY IT!"

Clank:"What brand did this ship?"

Quark:"Well... A brand with a weird name: Sub...Sublarr.... Sublargu. Yeah, this is the Sublargu."

Ratchet:"Looks a Japanese name"

Brax:"Guys! It has just three sets and four doors!"

Cora:"Yeah, it's such stupid! I wanna talk with the engineer that did this ship!"

Ratchet:"What the fu- what kind of ships did Sublargu?!"

Quark:"WAIT! Instructions says that it needs of the Robotic Ignition system to get the fourth set"

Clank:"I got it"

Ratchet:"Question."

Quark:"What question my friend?"

Ratchet:"Why? I mean... Ships doesn't need anymore of it, are automated"

Cora:"They're stopped at the first Ratchet & Clank of 2002"

Brax:"Yeah but... Let's try the new sets!"

Cora:"I wanna stay in front!"

Ratchet:"I drive!"

Clank:"Oh dear..."

*In the space*

Ratchet:"Wohooo this ship is amazing!"

Brax:"Yeah, backhere there's a lot of space for my muscles!"

Clank:"Mhh yeah, it is a nice ship"

Cora:"Guys you know what? I'll put my feet on the dashboard"

Ratchet:"Cora dammit no, your boots are filthy!"

Cora:"Ok then, i'll take off my boots"

Brax:"Dear god..."

Clank:"It is fortunate i haven't got a nose! heheheheh"

Ratchet:"Dammit Cora, your feet smells terrible!"

Cora:"Go on, my feet smells better than Brax's socks"

Brax:"That's not true!"

Cora:"Yeah instead it's true, i saw you smell my used socks after a workout"

Ratchet:"Brax, god, really?!"

Brax:"She's lying! well... I was there for case"

Clank:"I admit it, this is weird, and i've seen weird things in this years"

Cora:"But, it is not a problem for me, I love when men likes women's feet. It's so satisfying!"

Ratchet:"...Jesus..." *looks shocked*

Brax:"Well...eh eh... I know it is weird, I found it so... horny"

Ratchet:"I think it is time to try the radio!"

Clank:"Ohh there's the radio? Set on DSJ radio!"

Cora:"Come on, put some good music"

Brax:"Yeah... eheh music"

Cora:"Anyway you could ask to smell my baresoles if you like them"

Brax:"Uhm... Good to know that eheh"

Ratchet:"Eheh ... Ohh there's Johnny Bolts! I love it"

Cora:"Awesome, anyway I'll put a photo on Instablarg.
"#friends #spaceship #work #beautiful ecc."

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Let's see, spot the quotes and tributes in the draw and in the story!

Copyright Insomniac Games