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One day, my friend John said to me "I know everybody".
I replied, "of course you know everybody. We live in a small town!"
"No, I mean I know everybody on the whole planet."
"Yeah, right."
"I'll prove it."
"Go ahead."
A few hours later, we were in The White House. "I don't think you really know the President" I said. A woman came out of a room.
"The President will see you now" she said.
Later I said "ok, so you know the President. But nobody's even allowed in the same room as the Pope!"
"Hey, I haven't seen him in a while. Lets go!" I grudgingly went with him to Italy. There was a massive crowd in front of a big old building. "I'll be right back" said John. "Keep your eye on that balcony." He then left. About a half an hour later, he and the Pope came out on the balcony. I then fainted. I woke up later, with a some medic was standing over me. "Why'd you faint?" he asked.
"A girl next to me said 'who's that next to John'".

Description
One day, my friend John said to me "I know everybody".
I replied, "of course you know everybody. We live in a small town!"
"No, I mean I know everybody on the whole planet."
"Yeah, right."
"I'll prove it."
"Go ahead."
A few hours later, we were in The White House. "I don't think you really know the President" I said. A woman came out of a room.
"The President will see you now" she said.
Later I said "ok, so you know the President. But nobody's even allowed in the same room as the Pope!"
"Hey, I haven't seen him in a while. Lets go!" I grudgingly went with him to Italy. There was a massive crowd in front of a big old building. "I'll be right back" said John. "Keep your eye on that balcony." He then left. About a half an hour later, he and the Pope came out on the balcony. I then fainted. I woke up later, with a some medic was standing over me. "Why'd you faint?" he asked.
"A girl next to me said 'who's that next to John'".