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"Alright!Lets do this!"you say,rolling up your sleeve."Who wants to help me with the pancake batter?!"

"I do!"Deidara said,raising his hand.

"I want to too!!"Hidan said.

"No,I said it first!"Deidara yelled.Hidan pushed Deidara and glared at him.

"Tell somebody who cares,blondie!"he says.

"Don't push me!"Deidara yelled,shoving Hidan.

"Don't shove me!"Hidan pushed Deidara back and the two tackled each other.

"Hey hey!!Guys!Stop!"you say,separating the two boys."No fighting or neither of you will help!"

"But he started it!"Deidara says,pointing at Hidan.Hidan glared at Deidara and you set the two down.

"I don't care who started it..Just stop fighting."you say.

"Fine..we won't.."Hidan says.You smile at the two and ruffle their hair.

"Good boys..Now..lets make the batter."The two nod and smile at you as you get out the batter and pour it into a measuring cup.You hand the cup to Deidara first.

"Here,add the water."you say.Deidara nods and walks over to the sink.He stares up at it then over at you.

"Uh.._______.I can't reach the sink!"he says.You look down at him and smile.

"Aww..that's so cute.."you coo.Deidara rolled his eyes and blushed a little.

"Will you just help me,please?!"he says.You giggle a little and pick him up,holding him over the sink so he could get the water before setting him on the counter.

"There..now mix it."you instruct.Deidara nods and starts to mix the batter.

"Hey!I wanna mix too!"Hidan says.Deidara glared down at him and stuck out his tongue.

"Tell somebody who cares freak!"he says,flicking some pancake batter at Hidan's forehead.Hidan growled and wiped away the batter.

"Why you..get down here right now!"he demands.

"Boys.."you say sternly,looking over at the two."What did I tell you?"

"But he threw batter at my face!"Hidan says.You look at Deidara.

"Deidara..no throwing batter or you won't mix anymore.."you say.Deidara pouted and gripped the cup tightly.

"No!I want to mix!"he says."I wont throw it anymore!"Deidara starts mixing the batter again and you look down at Hidan who was pouting.You kneel down and put your hand on his head.

"Don't worry Hidan..you can pour the batter into the pan and make them as big as you want."you say.Hidan smiled at you and clapped his hands.

"Yay!I'll make huge pancakes!"he says.You ruffle his hair and stand up.

"Great!"

"Uh ______..Tobi fell in the toilet!"Kisame says,rushing into the kitchen.

"What?Oh my god!Tobi!"You run out the kitchen and into the bathroom where Tobi was trying to clinging to the side of the toilet and Kakuzu was at the handle.

"I'll flush it!I don't care,now give it back Tobi!"Kakuzu said.

"I didn't take it!!Please let me out!"Tobi pleads.

"Kakuzu!What are you doing?!"you yell.Kakuzu turned to you,hand still on the handle.

"Tobi took my ring and won't give it back!"Kakuzu says but Tobi shakes his head.

"No I didn't!"You run over and pull Tobi out of the toilet.

"That's no reason to put Tobi in the toilet!Bad Kakuzu!"you say,putting a towel around Tobi.Kakuzu glared at you.

"But he took my ring!"he says.You flick Kakuzu's cheek.

"But you don't put him in the toilet!"you say,picking Tobi up.Kakuzu rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"Fine but tell Tobi to give me my ring back!"he says.You set Tobi down and look at him.

"Tobi..did you take Kakuzu's ring?"you ask.Tobi looks down at the floor ashamed.

"Not exactly..Tobi found it and tried it on but when Kakuzu came in,Tobi accidentally dropped it down the toilet.."he says.Kakuzu's eyes widen and he grabs Tobi by the collar.

"You what?!!That was my ring!!!Get it back!Get it back!"he says,shaking him.

"I'm sorry!But it's gone!"Tobi says.

"Tobi!!I'm gonna flush you down the toilet!!"

"Noo!!!!"

"Hey!Hey!"You pull Kakuzu away from Tobi and pick him up."Come on..Kakuzu it was just a ring.."

"It was my Akatsuki ring!"Kakuzu says,squirming.You sigh and pick him up.

"Come on..calm down.I'll give you a dollar.."you say.

"FIve dollars!"Kakuzu says.

"Three dollars.."

"Four dollars!"

"Three dollars and two quarters,take it or leave it.."you say.Kakuzu was silent for a minute.

"Fine.."he sighs.You put him down.

"Good."you say with a smile.Sasori peeked in the doorway and you look at him.His usually red hair was pure white as well as his clothes.

"Sasori,what happened?"you ask,walking over to him.Sasori coughed out a cloud of white powder and pointed towards the kitchen.

"D-Deidara and Hidan went crazy.."he coughs.Your eyes widen and you pick him up.

"Crap..Deidara!Hidan!!"you shout.You run down the hall and into the kitchen.You set Sasori down and scream."My kitchen!!What happened?!!!"Your whole kitchen was pure white with flour and pancake batter was everywhere.To the side,you see Itachi struggling with his hair that looked like an egg was broken onto.

Kisame laid on the floor,coughing up a flour storm and on the counter you spotted Hidan,sitting on Deidara while pouring syrup in his hair.

"Hahahah!!How do you like that blondie!!Now you're a brunette!"Hidan laughed.

"No!!Get off me!!Thats gross!!Stop!!!"Deidara shouted.

"Stop it!!!"you shout.Hidan and Deidara stop and look at you.

"Um..See what had happened was..You know what..this is exactly what it looks like.."Hidan says.You walk over to them but slip on the flour and fall to the floor on your back.Hidan and Deidara cover their mouths and stare at you as you sit up.

"You two...are so dead!!"you shout,getting back up.

"We're sorry!!It was his fault!"Deidara and Hidan say in unison,both pointing to each other.You reach the counter and glare at the two.

"We're super sorry!!!"Deidara says.You sigh and grab them.

"Come on.."you say,walking out the kitchen.

"Oh crap!!Please don't kill us _______!!Hidan pleads.You walk into the bathroom and set the two down.

"Stay."you say sternly before walking out.The two boys gulp and nod while you walk back into the kitchen and pick Itachi up,then Kisame with Sasori following behind you.You bring all of them into the bathroom and set them in front of the bathtub.

You sit on the side of the tub and start to run the water.Being sure to test the temperature of the water before looking back at all the boys.

"Come on..who's first?"you ask.The boys stare at you.

"First for what?"Hidan asks.

"A bath..you all need one,unless you want to stay dirty."you say.

"Aww..but I don't want to take a bath!"Hidan growls and you grab him.

"You're first in then."you say,undressing him them placing him in the water.Hidan pouted and crossed his arms while you put the others in next to him.Once they were all in,you sit beside the tub and sigh.

"What am I going to do with all of you?"you ask.

"Get in with us?"Hidan smirks.Sasori glares at Hidan and splashes him.

"Keep your pervy thoughts to yourself!"he growls.Hidan smirks and shrugs.

"Sorry..I can't help that you have a hot girlfriend!"he says.You blush slightly and chuckle.

"Thanks I guess..."you say.

"And besides _______.."Hidan looks at Sasori and smirks."I'm way bigger than him in some categories if you catch my drift."he says.Sasori blushes like crazy and punches Hidan in the face.

"Don't compare those without permission!!"he shouts.Deidara laughs and Sasori aims his glare at him."What are you laughing at??!"Deidara looks at Sasori and smirks.

"Nothing..it's just that Hidan acts like he's so great when clearly..I'm greater!"he says."And finally I'm greater than you too!"

"I told you not to compare those!!!That doesn't count!"Sasori yells.

"Why not?Are you just to embarrassed to admit that I do have something greater than you?"Deidara smirks.

"Do you want to die brat??"Sasori snaps.Tobi laughs and pops up between the too.

"But Tobi is the greatest!!"he cheers.Deidara's mouth drops open and he turns away,blushing.

"Damn you Tobi....You always..ruin everything.."he says.Sasori looks away and pouts.

"I can't believe it..y-you were..as a kid..that..It's ridiculous!!"he growls.

"Um..guys..you're kids..it doesn't really matter..."you say.Deidara looks at you then looks away.

"You don't understand ________...You just..don't understand..."he says.

"Yeah..Sasori and Hidan mumble in unison.You shrug your shoulders and pick up the shampoo bottle.

"Guess not..Anyway..who's first?"you ask.

"Me!"Deidara says.You nod and pour some shampoo in his hair before working it in with your hands.

"Wow..that was a lot of syrup.."you say.Hidan smirks.

"I know!Hahah!"he laughs.Deidara shoots him a nasty glare.

"I'm going to kill you when we return to normal!"he snaps.Hidan rolls his eyes.

"Sure blondie..sure.."You stop working the shampoo into Deidara's hair and move to Itachi's.

"Thank you _____."Itachi says.You smile at him.

"No problem Itachi."you say.After washing each one of the boy's hair you stand up and dry your hands.

"I'm going to go try to clean up the kitchen.'ll be back in a few to check on you."you say.

"Wait _____!Don't leave me here with these imbissiles!"Sasori said,reaching for you.

"Hey!Who are you calling an imbissle?!"Hidan growled.You look down at the two and shake your head.

"No..you have to stay here.."you say.Sasori pouts and glares at you.

"You know I don't have to stay in here!"he says.You smirk and kneel down to him.

"Oh yes you do,now be a good little boy and stay in the tub."you say,poking his forehead.Hidan stood up and drapped his arm over Sasori's shoulder with a smirk.

"Don't worry _______.We'll keep him here."he says.You smile and stand up.

"Thanks Hidan!"you say before running out the bathroom.Sasori glared at Hidan and pushed him off.

"I hate you so much you imbissle!"

"Tell somebody who cares flame head!"