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MorganaLustitia [2011-07-20 18:08:29 +0000 UTC]
Must... Fight.... Temptation......
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MorganaLustitia In reply to imric1251 [2011-07-21 00:27:46 +0000 UTC]
I'm not sure at the moment the forces of temptation are strong... *stands in defiance*
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MorganaLustitia In reply to imric1251 [2011-07-22 11:16:38 +0000 UTC]
*gives up and pulls out wallet* alright how much for pole dancing?
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MorganaLustitia In reply to imric1251 [2011-07-23 00:16:26 +0000 UTC]
Alright then 20 for 10 minute dance and an extra 5 for stripping if he's man enough >:3
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imric1251 In reply to MorganaLustitia [2011-07-24 22:28:46 +0000 UTC]
i thing thats a tad cheap for a man of his caliber
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Jesseearlswift [2011-05-04 06:20:48 +0000 UTC]
that chapter must sell a hella lot of calendars...
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imric1251 In reply to Jesseearlswift [2011-05-04 07:37:10 +0000 UTC]
not as many as youd think oddly enough
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Moshi-Tehkitty [2011-04-29 07:53:22 +0000 UTC]
Is this how their chapter acquires funding?
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DurusMagnus [2010-04-05 06:46:13 +0000 UTC]
WHO GAVE YOU THIS PICT!? HOW DID YOU OBTAIN SUCH A VULGAR PIECE OF DEBOTCHERY AND STAIN ON A PROUD ASTARTES CHAPTER!?
god am i glad i wasnt wearing my normal armor...
*Looks around cautiously
i was young... i just got my armor and it was after a battle with the Plague Lords of Seperoth II, we had a party and i had a few too dozen Garexian Ales... The Sisters liked it...
I call this Heracy!!!
*takes and hides in belt pouch
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Tulsatrash [2009-12-06 00:51:59 +0000 UTC]
oops multiples, sorry.
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imric1251 In reply to Tulsatrash [2009-12-06 05:12:58 +0000 UTC]
no worries, happens all the time
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Tulsatrash [2009-12-06 00:49:43 +0000 UTC]
*eye twitch* Gahahahahaha!
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imric1251 In reply to Tulsatrash [2009-12-06 05:13:15 +0000 UTC]
is that approval or disapporval?
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Tulsatrash In reply to imric1251 [2009-12-07 03:59:46 +0000 UTC]
I don't know. I'm gonna go with amused but also sleep deprived and not thinking strait.
So approval.
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Tulsatrash [2009-12-06 00:49:38 +0000 UTC]
*eye twitch* Gahahahahaha!
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Q-Gi-niichan [2009-10-06 15:08:11 +0000 UTC]
I headdesked and rofled xD
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imric1251 In reply to Q-Gi-niichan [2009-10-06 16:29:20 +0000 UTC]
well its what the ladies wanted
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yuikami-da [2009-09-14 04:02:51 +0000 UTC]
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~ Dance Marine Dance!!!!!
/slip a 100 into his armor
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imric1251 In reply to yuikami-da [2009-09-14 04:07:20 +0000 UTC]
*marine offers you a private lapdance*
do you accept?
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yuikami-da In reply to imric1251 [2009-09-14 04:11:47 +0000 UTC]
heck yes xD!!!
though he might break moi legs...
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imric1251 In reply to yuikami-da [2009-09-14 17:54:49 +0000 UTC]
but it will be totally worth it
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yuikami-da In reply to imric1251 [2009-09-14 21:01:42 +0000 UTC]
Alright!!! Bring it on lolz
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imric1251 In reply to yuikami-da [2009-09-15 04:25:41 +0000 UTC]
*lapdancemarine begins pelvic thrusting infront of you*
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Taytonclait [2009-05-22 07:38:11 +0000 UTC]
men want to be him, women want to change him
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imric1251 In reply to Taytonclait [2009-05-22 17:13:42 +0000 UTC]
and the eldar are just confused
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zaku0909 [2009-05-21 06:46:08 +0000 UTC]
... i dont if i sound laugh or...cry silently inside....
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imric1251 In reply to zaku0909 [2009-05-22 17:17:26 +0000 UTC]
i die alittle inside everytime i look at it myself
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zaku0909 In reply to imric1251 [2009-05-23 04:53:44 +0000 UTC]
that cant be good
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imric1251 In reply to zaku0909 [2009-05-23 06:19:15 +0000 UTC]
meh, pretty soon ill completely dead inside
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Hastein [2009-05-20 15:30:40 +0000 UTC]
My eyes it buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns ! XD
Now I must say thank for this WMD, with this, we can destroy the Imperium of man mwuahahahahahahahaha !!!
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imric1251 In reply to Hastein [2009-05-21 04:29:09 +0000 UTC]
im not sure this is a great WMD.. afterall ladies love the spacesharks, and they might join the IG just for the chance to meet them
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Hastein In reply to imric1251 [2009-05-22 10:16:58 +0000 UTC]
Yes it's true, but I think a certain ultramarine's chapter master will have all his hearts a heart attack. This is so not codex astartes, so I think that all the Gulliman followers will die of hearts attack when they see this. So it can be a good WMD to purge those useless basterds (do I hate codex followers ? Yeeeeeeees I do >:3)
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imric1251 In reply to Hastein [2009-05-22 17:19:37 +0000 UTC]
well thankfully this chapter isnt an adherent to the rule book. (i hear this tactic works great on eldar scum)
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thevampiredio [2009-05-20 01:38:32 +0000 UTC]
oh man oh god oh man oh god!!!
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thevampiredio In reply to imric1251 [2009-05-20 04:24:10 +0000 UTC]
beam me up scotty! ...scotty? nooooooo!!!!
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MaKo85 [2009-05-20 00:48:22 +0000 UTC]
....ah......the whip cream and cherries are not in my taste :/
Generally I approve tho :3
We need moar catering to the female warhammer community X3
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MaKo85 In reply to tyrantwache [2009-05-20 14:00:21 +0000 UTC]
I completly 100% agree :3
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imric1251 In reply to MaKo85 [2009-05-20 03:47:22 +0000 UTC]
lex suggested i do something with a howling manshee... i was thinking a spanking of somekind
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MaKo85 In reply to imric1251 [2009-05-20 13:58:54 +0000 UTC]
Oh Lordy XD
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