Comments: 26
WaywardDistrict [2008-06-12 12:40:19 +0000 UTC]
... that smell...yes, I know it well.. could it be the basement flooding? the catbox needs to be changed? the nocturnal basement troll (aka roomate)? the plumbing backing up into the house? or something more sinister...
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Dieman [2008-05-29 21:24:42 +0000 UTC]
Your characters with the fluffy hair (as opposed to the main one with the spikey hair) remind me of Rodd and Todd Flanders. Just thought I should... throw that out there. So, now it's thrown out there.
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Inkmo In reply to Dieman [2008-05-29 21:29:53 +0000 UTC]
oh, they're nothing like them I assure you. One is a conniving bastard and the other is retarded (really it's a prion disease) and a cannibal. But thanks, though.
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Echiboo [2008-04-18 15:31:07 +0000 UTC]
I always think that when I smell a fart. Essentially your something that was in someones ass is now inside you, and also that means theres little pieces of shit from someone else inside you! Fav!
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hollow-welt In reply to Echiboo [2008-04-18 16:54:46 +0000 UTC]
yes, you go into the bathroom, some horrendous crime was commited there, yet we are taught to mouth breathe, mouth breathe this horrendous crime into our bodies?
i would rather die of suffocation
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Dieman In reply to hollow-welt [2008-05-28 04:05:33 +0000 UTC]
That's why you "shirt filter" with your front neckline, or inner elbow. ftw.
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hollow-welt In reply to Dieman [2008-05-28 19:21:36 +0000 UTC]
nice. a tip to hand down to progeny, this will make me head of my clan
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Dieman In reply to hollow-welt [2008-05-29 20:14:11 +0000 UTC]
They will know your authority, and fear to pass by in front of you as you utilize your secret techniques. Teach them the meaning of shirt filtering!
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Dieman In reply to hollow-welt [2008-05-28 04:05:28 +0000 UTC]
That's why you "shirt filter" with your front neckline, or inner elbow. ftw.
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royalboiler [2008-04-18 00:39:59 +0000 UTC]
vampireaids?
nice comic sir.
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shaunC [2008-04-15 10:06:47 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, there's this funny smell coming from my living quarters but it's drving me nuts that I can't find where it's coming from...
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Dieman In reply to toenolla [2008-05-29 20:16:14 +0000 UTC]
No, the miniboss would be guarding that. The boss would be guarding a kickass sword and the secret of life. Also, some cheetos, which are a prize themselves worth felling giant spiders. Well, maybe not spiders, but yeah.
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toenolla In reply to Dieman [2008-05-29 21:12:54 +0000 UTC]
You're right! This is the turning point of the game, where you learn to control your dark Immune Deficient Vampire powers. You'll have to bite the level boss and infect him three - no, four! - times to kill him, and then the rest of the game has completely different mechanics.
Holy shit, we could pitch this to EA!
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Dieman In reply to toenolla [2008-05-29 21:21:30 +0000 UTC]
AND THEN HAVE THEM MICROTRANSACTION THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF US!!! WHOOOO!!!!! No, it could go like Zelda or Metroid, where you're vampiric in the sense that you steal the boss's powers and use them against the other bosses, growing in power until you FIGHT THE FINAL AIDS VAMPIRE BOSS!! Then, you go upstairs and eat your cheese fries... until someone uses the toilet and the smell particles come floating out of there onto your fries. S-SEQUEL!?!
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toenolla In reply to Dieman [2008-06-01 03:41:42 +0000 UTC]
In true overwrought form, the name of this disease shall be Deficient Inporphyric Viral Attack, or DIVA.
Oooh, maybe we can get Silicon Knights in on this for an Eternal Darkness-style game. Inkmo can have an Episode Bar.
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AmberStoneArt [2008-04-14 16:04:29 +0000 UTC]
Hee hee hee. ^^ Things like that can just ruin dinner. ^^
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Motorfish [2008-04-14 15:57:28 +0000 UTC]
AH ah ha ha ha ha ha! Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
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LordFunkyFist [2008-04-14 14:22:52 +0000 UTC]
Or some form of Vampiric Aids?
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Inkmo In reply to MCGriffin [2008-04-14 15:13:24 +0000 UTC]
we had a situation like that at a couple of places we lived. replace 'tupperware' with 'oven'. never our fault, though.
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Sarevock [2008-04-14 07:51:17 +0000 UTC]
Nahh its aids... or mexicanities...
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Komikino [2008-04-14 07:12:18 +0000 UTC]
I think it IS vampirism!
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