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Insanity-24-7 — Galeforce: Mission 2 COW
Published: 2008-07-27 03:20:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2497; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 24
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Cybertronian Guards, Galeforce [link] and Dark-Archer [link] , get sent to Earth to cause chaos after Galeforce has a run in with Starscream [link] .Way back when I was in driving school [link] , there was a day when we discussed country driving. The teacher asked people to list dangers and, after several glaringly NOT COUNTRY comments, I raised my hand.
“Cows,” I said and the class laughed. The laughed right up until the point the teacher informed us that YES, in fact, cows were a serious issue. We had a lengthy conversation about them to prove it.
You, like my class, may be laughing right now. But all that proves is that you’ve never driven around the Hill Country. These cows know no fear. Cars mean nothing. Trucks mean someone is here to feed them. I’ve seen entire country roads blocked off because cows don’t feel like moving. I mean, they aren’t on the highway or anything. But getting to and from your ranch can be a real pain when folks, like my grandfather, train these cows that a honking truck means there is food on the way.
Dark-Archer [link] apparently feels no sympathy for dearest Galeforce.
There are three things I have no talent for drawing. Cars, animals, and planes. Y’all get all three if you count the next page. I hope you’re happy.
I have a glorious rant on page one of this story. Truly glorious.
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I would assume cows are on the same danger level of either deer or elk. Very rarely will they get out of the way when driving towards them (though admittedly, deer are better at it during the day it seems to me), and driving down the road at a fast speed and then realizing they are they will cause damage.
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XD I thought he was crying then I saw he was laughing lolz
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He was trying NOT to laugh, BUT IT WAS TOO BLOODY OVERWHELMING!
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it's okay I found it funny ^-^ heh heh... stupid cow
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Oh dear Ra, it's true! (that and stubborn horses. No one seems to know how they keep getting out either.)
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our neighbors have cows but since they are at the beach most of the time, we take care of them >.<
let me say, they are very stubborn. If one gets out of the fence, they won't get back in. they just stare at you and if you get a whole herd of them running, well you best look out. I've seen cattle stampede and its not a good thing cause they trample everything.
And I also learned that you dont mess with a mother cow and her calf even if the calf is sick and try to help it, the mother cow will try to hurt you.
have you ever seen a cow give birth before? its amazing. sorry to have babble so much.
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Our bull kept knocking the fence over between our ranch and the neighbor's ranch. He kept, ah, "visiting" their cattle *shakes head*
We used to have this one white brahma that was so sweet. She'd walk up and want us to pet her. It was sweet.
I have never witnessed a cow giving birth, but we had lot of adorable calves running around the place. They're funny X]
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yeah cows are funny to watch, espically the calfs! but its awesome how they give birth. the calfs come out of the cow's butt lol
and bulls can be a handfull.
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OMG, cows are a pain when they're on the road. Once in resent memory the whole heard was block the road home and my sister had to take an alternate route (the long way). Luckily, the cows weren't out on that side. My next door neighbor has cows too…everyone else just has horses or goats.
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Cows are such hilarious creatures, aren't they? I'm glad someone else has crazy bovine stories to share X]
Once, when I was little, the bridge we had to cross to get back home from our ranch got flooded. (Actually, one bridge got flooded then we went out another way the next day, got trapped because the water rose behind us and the bridge in front of us was flooded, got by that when the water went down some, then got trapped because the bridge after that one was flooded. Epic, really. But far too long to type out 
And then we saw it. The cow.
It was on one side of the swollen river and, apparently, the other side looked MUCH more attractive. It trotted into the water and started swim-floating across. Until it hit something (part of our bridge, I assume) and was promptly flipped upside-down. This cow’s legs were sticking straight up in the air. It was a whole new kind of ridiculous.
Somehow, this upside-down beast of burden made it to the other side … just to decide it was better off before! That darn cow swam – and I use that term VERY loosely - back to the side it started on. And then swam across AGAIN!
THREE TIMES that hamburger crossed the river before someone lured it away with a bucket of feed. At least, we stranded drivers got a good show while we were waiting.
Oh! And we had a brahma heifer on our ranch that liked to be pet like a dog. She was sweet. I feel kind of bad that we always just called her 368
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Wow, how long a wait was it?
good thing = snackage!
*dies from laughter* that is incredible! And talk about indecision! "This side looks great! but wait! that side looks better! Oh, but this side had to be swum to and that side is were I already was…" Perhaps it's best NOT to try to put reason behind a cows actions. 
Oi, she probably didn't mind the number. What do ya'll do with the cattle at yer ranch?
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I was little, so my brain editted out all but the cool parts
True that!
Cows can only be understood to an extent ...
Honestly? We let them make more cows and then sold the babies. Mum tells me cows are a tax-break.
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Cows are menace to drivers, human and Cybertronian alike! D:
Thanks!
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Welcome!
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Galeforce: Don't think I can't hear you laughin' at me! >.<
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Dark-Archer : xD can't stop. . .!ahahah *kick the cow away*better now?
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Galeforce: *pout* Yeah. Let's git outta here. *speeds off down the dirt road*
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Galeforce: *trying to look serious and failing* You laughin' at me? why don't you come down here 'n' try gettin' this thing ta move! >_> *half-pouting and trying not to laugh at herself*
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Skywave: oh! the cow is so cute! you should bring him back so i can dissect him! it would be far funner then cutting up and repairing these other idiotic bots!
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Galeforce: *glares at the cow for a moment longer before turning her attention to Skywave* I think I got ‘bout as much chance of fittin’ this feller in my trunk as gettin’ Screamer to lend me his pretty ho-boots.
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Skywave: i can get Screamer to 'lend' you his pretty boots,(just have to remove them next time he needs a repair!) i'm sure he wont mind going feet-less for a few days!
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Galeforce: *huffs then grins* You get me them boots, I'll getcha yer cow.
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