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Published: 2018-03-15 17:05:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 525; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 1
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Description This guy is supposed be some joke character conceived in discord:
the unkempt teen wearin a fedora and a trenchcoat carryin a katana
based on ramblings (with ) about the cringiest things in the internet, lolcows, 
neckbeards, the stereotypical internet celeb's life and more dope stuff 

That's gonna be the bulk of Mr. Preston Branners' life...

Let's get it on with this fella

Tim Preston Branner
AKA:
 Fedora-jerk, Scarfy
Screen Name: GalacticTurmoil6119
Gender: Male
Element: Promethium
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Age: ---
Birthdate: March 28th
Allegiance:  "Cathode Company"
Occupation:  "Mystic-Ninja", "Cartoonist"
    Deep down in Ursula's house, among her really old, rusty contraptions and doodads from her  
lonely childhood, lies a an old, abandoned gateway to a forgotten artificial dimension (in the
form of an old-fashioned toybox). That dimension is populated by artificial people made partly
from plastics, genetic material, electricity, a bit of eldritch enchantments, and partly from
fragments of Ursula's own mind and soul. Resulting in sentient, human-like lifeforms that are
not quite right. She eventually abandoned this dimension when she got bored with living in a fantasy
world that she created and moved on to real life.
    Preston is one of Ursula's first creations, and he is supposed to be a manifestation of her desire
for an awesome, protective older brother, well except she had no idea how older awesome brothers
work and she ended up creating Preston, who is far from ideal.
    Preston is short-tempered and rather oversensitive, often prone to flipping the hell out for a wide
variety of reasons despite of being a bit more sane and stable than most of his other "siblings". Almost 
anything can be a trigger for this guy, from lukewarm cappuccino to finding out that his creator forgot
who he was. He is also quite vain, acting all dramatic and pompous most of the time. Being endowed
with mystic powers and considerable skill in swordsmanship further increased his arrogance, which is
his biggest weakness. He didn't really know how to connect to his supposed little sister, Ursula and to
his other "siblings", making him distant towards them (and no-one really liked him).

Some Stuff:
* He's occasionally working on some webcomic involving multicolored, animesque bears called
"Yeah, I Draw Stuff, now Beat It " 
* His scars are fake
* Owns multiple fedoras and scarves. Has a fedora stash somewhere...

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Comments: 2

Muggyy [2018-03-16 04:08:36 +0000 UTC]

He is so badass, at least in his mind lol
Nice one

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the-pyro-gamer [2018-03-15 17:08:43 +0000 UTC]

"A blade with radiation of the holder, I'll wear the fedora for the hell of it."
-Preston Branner

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