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Part of a rant created by ~InvaderNeek and recorded by me a few days later. XD As soon as the "LET'S KILL HITLER" promo came up after that last new episode, we freaked out. Then she started coming up with this whole scene where the Doctor lets out a giant rant at Hitler. XDDD

Yes, he is wearing a fez. Need I say why?

Here's the whole thing:

“You... are Adolf Hitler!

You have absolutely no restraint! This is too far - too far.

Well, everything you’ve ever done has been too far.

But!

This is absurd!

You - you think you’re so perfect, the ‘Aryan race,’ well, you’re not! Blond hair, blue eyes, blah, blah, well, I have a friend - a - a friend who was like that recently, all shiny... yellow and sparkly blue, and she went and changed, but does that make a difference to me? Of course not!

And the Jews - the Jews have done nothing wrong, they’re just... being... Jews! You marched in with all your ‘we’re better’ BS and your... guns... did I mention how much I hate guns? And look at you! Not even an ‘Aryan,’ according to your own standards. Am I missing something here?

Oh! Have I mentioned the mustache? You - you and your stupid toothbrush mustache - you should have a bowtie! Wait! You’re not cool enough to have a bowtie!

Well, Mr. Hitler, I have one word for you, and that word, it’s a word that you’re going to hate, but I’m the Doctor, and I don’t care.

One word!

L’chaim!”

Description
Part of a rant created by ~InvaderNeek and recorded by me a few days later. XD As soon as the "LET'S KILL HITLER" promo came up after that last new episode, we freaked out. Then she started coming up with this whole scene where the Doctor lets out a giant rant at Hitler. XDDD

Yes, he is wearing a fez. Need I say why?

Here's the whole thing:

“You... are Adolf Hitler!

You have absolutely no restraint! This is too far - too far.

Well, everything you’ve ever done has been too far.

But!

This is absurd!

You - you think you’re so perfect, the ‘Aryan race,’ well, you’re not! Blond hair, blue eyes, blah, blah, well, I have a friend - a - a friend who was like that recently, all shiny... yellow and sparkly blue, and she went and changed, but does that make a difference to me? Of course not!

And the Jews - the Jews have done nothing wrong, they’re just... being... Jews! You marched in with all your ‘we’re better’ BS and your... guns... did I mention how much I hate guns? And look at you! Not even an ‘Aryan,’ according to your own standards. Am I missing something here?

Oh! Have I mentioned the mustache? You - you and your stupid toothbrush mustache - you should have a bowtie! Wait! You’re not cool enough to have a bowtie!

Well, Mr. Hitler, I have one word for you, and that word, it’s a word that you’re going to hate, but I’m the Doctor, and I don’t care.

One word!

L’chaim!”