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Let’s triple our eyesAnd half our social skills
Be twice as clever
And four times as dumb
Blush constantly
And bow to everybody
With my perfect skin
They call me anime
I can’t be understood
Because my past is always tragic
My hair a rainbow explosion
Kill everyone that looks the same
But ill tell you my story first
Hold my honor
And die trying
They call me anime
I always have my theme music
Catch phrase with signature move
I’ll walk tall without even looking
Join my party
We’ve got a mission
My skills are better then yours
And I know you want to fight about it
They call me anime
Future or old school
We always have badass swords
Here to protect
Even when I bring war
Run so fast we disappear
Weigh 80 pounds but clear the table
Energy well spent on my plasma blast
They call me anime
Everyone’s polite
Easily go insane
The skirts get shorter
As the legs get longer
Everyone’s in school
And everyone’s honor role
Everyone’s a virgin, but everyone's easy
They call me anime
Things always explode
But I am really only singed
I seek first aid instantly
But I heal the next day
My hair hides my eyes
When I have something important to say
Pressure points, sweat beads, twitchy eye
They call me anime
I have a cute pet
Did I mention he talks?
Transforms into a robot
Shoots fire and flies
Surprised I saved him
Because he’s the savior of us
So tiny and shy
They call me anime
Let’s bleed from our noses
When we see white cotton
We don’t go to the bathroom
But we know a great spring
Slaughter non humans
That killed my parents
Come die in my arms friends
They call me anime
She wails on perverts
She hides her feelings
She’s the perfect lover
but never knows what to say
So she cooks for you instead
She sucks at fighting
But she dies to save you
They call her anime
He’s reckless and stupid
He’s boasting and jealous
Caring and affectionate
But his job always comes first
He would treat you right
If he wasn’t so stubborn
And kissing the staff
They call him anime
Mincing and evil
I summon dark purple
Minions do my bidding
Dollar a dozen useless pawns
My younger brother is the good guy
We’ve got scars to prove it
Kill everyone, spare him
They call me anime
Can’t hold my liquor
But Ill sing anyway
The maid, an android
Butler, a marksman
My dojo is empty, but spotless
Until it burns down
Don’t return, avenge death
They call me anime
Always gasping surprised
A plot couldn’t twist any more
My speech is often converted
But Ill keep my name thank you
The main character never dies
Period.
They call me anime
So if I am successful
My face will be on everything
Often imitated, never duplicated
Real life, a conventional mirror
Beat me to death or cut me short
Make a movie and a game
They call me anime
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Comments: 61
I love this. This is everything I hate about anime. <3
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what the-
ok so anime isn't like this
anime is just Japanese shet
and that's it.
but anime is actually good ok?
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Yeah that's anime for you and that's why i don't like it...you know what? Let's bring back some old school traditional japanese to show artists what REAL japanese art is instead of this ridiculously overused stlye.
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Often imitated, never duplicated. That hit home for me
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LMAO THIS IS SO TRUE AND HILARIOUS. Anime makes zero sense. Period. Its insanely zany and can be somewhat cliche. BUT THATS WHY I LOVE IT XDD except for the cliche part. XD
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.. jesus m8 you think this is anime?
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Well yeah kinda thats litterally the title m8
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:3
This is wonderful, thank you~
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Hen I was reading this I read it like a TØP song
😂😂😂
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or imSORRY
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Very accurate portrayal of 99% of all anime.
I like how you did this ^-^
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I totally agree!!! I LOVE ANIME RAWR!!! While I was reading I was trying to figure out which anime shows connected with the paragraphs fun to do. Just check everything like a check list of how many anime's have the features it explained and there wasn't anything I haven't watched that doesn't have what they said. So spot on. :-p
But you have to admit that if you could be multiple anime characters (not saying one because that would be terrible to decide like that) that you have the best life ever! of course depending of what kind of anime you chose to be "awesome" in the first place.
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I don't watch Anime, but this is what I've heard most plots are. Exactly why I don't watch it. I'll stick to FOX network, thank you.
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Yeah you aren't wrong there. And trust me you are not missing a thing.
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oh wow i made that comment like a year ago, i was so formal and uptight ahahahah
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Yeah...hehehe...still anime still isn't that good.
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Oh my god. This was absolutely incredible. You captured the meaning perfectly. Super amazing job!
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This poem is amazing!! You have basically summed up most of the anime's I've watched so far
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lol love it i tryed to post a comment on a other anime writing and it said it was spam and would not let me
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OMG! This poem is amazing! But it is so long! I cannot take a good screenshot!☹️
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woa. that was deep and amazing. keep writing! id like to see more of your work! ^.^
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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This is so true. I wish there were some animes that would ditch these cliches.
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There is alot of different Anime out there. Monster is very relaistic.
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