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Published: 2009-07-01 03:07:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2546; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 45
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Description Okey doke, it's the Butcher's turn to have a bio written up.

Notes:

Some driders are nice. Some driders are not. Mr. B doesn't really fit into either of those groups perfectly.

Depending on who you are, he can be perfectly charming and friendly, or perfectly charming and a horrible monster. He values manners and honour very much, and is very civil and protective to people he considers good. On the other hand, if he considers someone bad, or even just rude, he's probably already planning which of their internal organs to remove first.

Mr. B always tries to think two steps ahead, never rushing into anything without thinking it over, and not attempting things that have horrible odds stacked against him.

His greatest strength would probably be his cunning mind and skill at manipulating and controlling others. He's very good at predicting people's reactions and uses this to his advantage, on both his enemies and allies to get his way.

Unlike some, Mr. B can't just rely on his speed and strength. He's fairly quick on his feet, but is physically frail and has a bad back, so he prefers to hide in the shadows and strike when his opponent least expects it. If that's not possible, he'll try to find some other way to hold his enemies at bay, such as taking a hostage. Still, he isn't a pushover, with a venonmous bite and probably a large number of knives hidden in his pockets.

He's just as playful as most other Felaryan predators, but he's more than happy to physically as well as mentally torment his victims as soon as they're helpless. He's pretty imaginative about it too, so it's best not to get on his bad side.

Quick facts I can't be stuffed to write much about

- Has blue ichor, (spider blood stuff) guts, ect. The only colours on him are black, white and shades of blue.

- Has a cat called Lizzy and a servant called Damsel who he's very fond of

- Hates teenagers and most modern stuff because he finds it so damn annoying

- Constantly smiles because of the way his jaw is built, it's not a sign of his emotions. Physically impossible for him to frown. :C

- Privately thinks that nagas are a creepy looking species, with their COMPLETE LACK OF LEGS, but doesn't let it influence how he treats them. AKA, not racist

- The last time he swore was in 1967. He said 'drat' because he'd just caught his hand in a mincing machine

- His fashion sense is a few hundred years late. He does not appear to have noticed that people don't wear brightly coloured ballgowns anymore

- Constantly smokes poisonous herbs and stuff to build up an immunity to them. It probably doesn't help his already somewhat delicate mental state.

- Has to eat at least 1/4 of his body weight in meat a day to stay healthy because of a uber fast metabolism

The moar you know:

He's my fave of my characters, even though he's a bitch to draw.

He's loosely based on a slightly scary maths teacher I had.

I luuurve that he looks like a 30 something year old. I need to draw more older doods.
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Comments: 22

ValikSparks [2012-02-06 16:20:29 +0000 UTC]

This is AWESOME. I like this guy. A lot. You're a fantastic artist, and this is a brilliant character.

Reeeeeally really really really like him.... I'd actually love to try and design a 3D version of him.... Ah that would be so cool. He is made of awesome. Shame you don't seem to be active anymore. But this stands as a relic in your archives! And it deserves RESPECT.

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AmethystMuse [2010-05-12 20:39:06 +0000 UTC]

* Four year old human child looks up at him from the arms of her quiet, 15 year old aunt.*

Lily: Aunty, why does he have spider legs?

Maki: He has spider legs because he's a dridder, Lily. And don't stare, it's rude.

Jackal: That makes him a frea- *Gets kicked into a tree*

Maki: You know, you REALLY shouldn't talk, Jackal. *glares at him*

Jackal: *Curseing and calling Maki every bad name he can imagine. Doesn't care that Lily can hear him.*

Maki: ..... *Covers Lily's ears*

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Ohthehumanityplz [2009-11-25 23:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Your facial designs get better as I progress into your gallery, but as a biases "affably-evil" villain votary, he's becoming one of my favorite characters out of your work.

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Ironkitty In reply to Ohthehumanityplz [2009-11-26 00:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! But urk, I get so embarrassed when I look at the faces I used to draw.

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Ohthehumanityplz In reply to Ironkitty [2009-11-29 04:54:46 +0000 UTC]

Wait, you mean this is a older piece?

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Ironkitty In reply to Ohthehumanityplz [2009-11-30 08:25:15 +0000 UTC]

Nah, this isn't that old, I was talking about the +1 year old stuff.

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Kaiman123 [2009-07-11 03:44:45 +0000 UTC]

A very unique character! I like him! Especially like the comment about the last time he swore....XD

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Ironkitty In reply to Kaiman123 [2009-07-11 04:11:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks very much! Glad you like him. C:

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vaderaz [2009-07-04 10:57:08 +0000 UTC]

Nice Bio XD
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Based on a maths teacher ? Oo

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Ironkitty In reply to vaderaz [2009-07-04 15:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Well, my maths teacher didn't have as many legs and wasn't -quite- as creepy. XD

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Karbo [2009-07-01 23:40:51 +0000 UTC]

A great bio !
Simple but you really nailled an interesting character here ^_^

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Ironkitty In reply to Karbo [2009-07-02 01:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Glad you think so.

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rikufangirl9 [2009-07-01 15:39:07 +0000 UTC]

awesome he's so good looking! |3

lamenix: ^w^

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ericnthered123 [2009-07-01 08:06:51 +0000 UTC]

An excellen bio for an excellent character.

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Ironkitty In reply to ericnthered123 [2009-07-01 08:23:12 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Very glad you like it.

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Nagaguy1337 [2009-07-01 05:20:41 +0000 UTC]

He an looks a bit scary, I like Him More if Was Naga and Girl

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Ironkitty In reply to Nagaguy1337 [2009-07-01 06:39:57 +0000 UTC]

Cool story bro

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vedika [2009-07-01 03:54:57 +0000 UTC]

ooo, i like him. he looks so dignafied.

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Blazbaros [2009-07-01 03:20:19 +0000 UTC]

XD Ooooooooooooooh yeah, BUTCH! His collar reminds me of Jareth's somewhat. . .

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Ironkitty In reply to Blazbaros [2009-07-01 03:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Yah, it would, I've always been inspired my Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, ECT. Thanks! C:

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Blazbaros In reply to Ironkitty [2009-07-01 03:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Just watched that movie 2 nights ago actually. . .

Welcome!

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Crystellia [2009-07-01 03:09:39 +0000 UTC]

awwww

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