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-No!!I left of my own free will.
-I do't believe.
-But it is so. And.. thanks for sending my clothes.
-It was Muriel's idea! I'd rather watch you walk this Road of Shame naked.
*the duck finally bites him*
An alternative version, you guessed it. Aziraphale was allowed to have as many earthly things as he needed. He immediately got a cactus named Crowley and a personal mug. And a personal spoon. And a personal tea jar. Perhaps he had become too individualistic for Heaven.