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Todays the day when I finally catch my first ball
Didn’t you ever dream about catching a ball at Fenway Park?
No, ballet was my life back then.
Big surprise, eh?
But I shattered my big toe.
Sounds painful,
Doesn’t it.
Try listening to that story about it.
Studies show that stealing a base, though dramatic,
Is actually an undesirable move.
Your hair looks funny!
Your hair looks funny!
Your blind date will think you look gorgeous.
Gaw-geous.
Not your ballet class.
I was the only boy amidst twenty pretty girls.
Mama didn’t raise no fool.
Your shoelaces are untied!
They aren’t really,
I was just using it as a ploy.
Ow! Why’d you do that?
It stimulates the circulation in your forehead.
Prevents wrinkles.
Let’s work some magic.
And for my first trick,
Wash, condition, blow-dry, straight iron,
And possibly shave your head.
Ah!
I don’t know why some people think I’m stupid.
It’s a mystery, all right.
Hey!
How ‘bout some pita?
YEAH!
And some cotton candy?
Ah…
Good thing I brought my canned ham.
It’s not over yet.
Don’t catch that!
No!
Boo!
I caught it!
I caught it for you!
No!
It was still in-bounds!
WHITE SOX WIN!
WE’RE THE KIDS OF AMERICA!
WHOA!
I’m the most hated man in Boston.
Cheetah-print top.
KIDS ROCK TO THEIR OWN BEAT!
Hang with Rufus!
He’s rough!
He’s tough!
He’s in the buff!
Weekdays at 3:30, 2:30 Central.
I wanna dance!
I wanna meet boys!
Xenon and Dasha.
ROOM SERVICE!
Does my hair look OK?
Great.
No one will know it’s actually a tumbleweed.
We’re so smart we communicate through telepathy.
He’s saying he wishes you would leave.
Huh!
That’s the rudest thing I never heard!
Here are your menus.
Would you like some crayons?
Could you excuse me for a second?
RING RING
This is a disaster.
90% Humidity,
And I can hear my hair frizzing.
Yo mama don’t luv ya now.
We didn’t tie one on.
Oh!
Oh hi! How’s the game?
Great, if you like being pelted by peanuts.
But please do not punish this magnificent hotel.
Wanna go get some ice cream?
Sure!

Description
Todays the day when I finally catch my first ball
Didn’t you ever dream about catching a ball at Fenway Park?
No, ballet was my life back then.
Big surprise, eh?
But I shattered my big toe.
Sounds painful,
Doesn’t it.
Try listening to that story about it.
Studies show that stealing a base, though dramatic,
Is actually an undesirable move.
Your hair looks funny!
Your hair looks funny!
Your blind date will think you look gorgeous.
Gaw-geous.
Not your ballet class.
I was the only boy amidst twenty pretty girls.
Mama didn’t raise no fool.
Your shoelaces are untied!
They aren’t really,
I was just using it as a ploy.
Ow! Why’d you do that?
It stimulates the circulation in your forehead.
Prevents wrinkles.
Let’s work some magic.
And for my first trick,
Wash, condition, blow-dry, straight iron,
And possibly shave your head.
Ah!
I don’t know why some people think I’m stupid.
It’s a mystery, all right.
Hey!
How ‘bout some pita?
YEAH!
And some cotton candy?
Ah…
Good thing I brought my canned ham.
It’s not over yet.
Don’t catch that!
No!
Boo!
I caught it!
I caught it for you!
No!
It was still in-bounds!
WHITE SOX WIN!
WE’RE THE KIDS OF AMERICA!
WHOA!
I’m the most hated man in Boston.
Cheetah-print top.
KIDS ROCK TO THEIR OWN BEAT!
Hang with Rufus!
He’s rough!
He’s tough!
He’s in the buff!
Weekdays at 3:30, 2:30 Central.
I wanna dance!
I wanna meet boys!
Xenon and Dasha.
ROOM SERVICE!
Does my hair look OK?
Great.
No one will know it’s actually a tumbleweed.
We’re so smart we communicate through telepathy.
He’s saying he wishes you would leave.
Huh!
That’s the rudest thing I never heard!
Here are your menus.
Would you like some crayons?
Could you excuse me for a second?
RING RING
This is a disaster.
90% Humidity,
And I can hear my hair frizzing.
Yo mama don’t luv ya now.
We didn’t tie one on.
Oh!
Oh hi! How’s the game?
Great, if you like being pelted by peanuts.
But please do not punish this magnificent hotel.
Wanna go get some ice cream?
Sure!