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Published: 2013-02-07 16:14:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 89415; Favourites: 1198; Downloads: 0
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Inspired by the upcoming Valentine's Day. Now, before someone asks, I can't remember exactly what I found from miss Vici's safe - I just needed an excuse to use my lame Thieves Guild version of the poem...
Oh, and I hope all of you will get much nicer Valentine's Day surprises than this!Bron Martes Β© me
Vittoria Vici & Marcurio Β© Bethesda
from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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Thanks for giving me a good laugh - I always enjoy these cartoons of yoursΒ
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He's HORRIBLE at writing poems. And he's EVIL.
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I want to do something like this to Maven (because I can't brutally slaughter her since she's "important to the plot" or whatever): basically just break into her house and rearrange her belongings. If it were possible to take corpses through loading screens, Lady Blackbriar would wake up one morning to find her entire home filled with skeever corpses. Just, skeever corpses everywhere. Especially in her wardrobes. Would not actually steal anything, ever, because she's technically protected by the Thieve's Guild and theft is a crime. But I doubt even Maven will ever be able to steal back her dignity. Alternative possibilities include: replace all art with Talos-specific religious objects/art and carving "THALMOR SUCK PRAISE TALOS" in huge letters on the outside of her house; dump the contents of every container in her house on the floor; and my personal favorite, leave cryptic, anonymous messages claiming to have stolen something--not saying what was stolen--without ever actually stealing anything.
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oooh my character Reesi would love to do that.
that imperial HATES her.
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OHHHH! Can my thief join you in this endeavor?Β
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We should make a guild that revolves entirely around making Maven's life as awkward as possible.
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You know, considering after the quest line the guild's luck is back on track...they don't really need Maven anymore, do they??? I say they should just do a overthrow because no one likes her. I'm sure one of her kids would be willing to help. Not exactly the loyal sort.Β
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just ask her daughter to mix some poison up and pur it in her drink
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Black Bart also wrote poetry to taunt his victims and the lawmen chasing him.
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Can I just say how much I love your character Bron?
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Vittoria? oh,I remember her,poor girlΒ died at her own wedding *coughs*
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Solitude really needs to improve their arcitecture. That statue was gonna fall sooner or later.
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yup,if not on Vittoria,it could have hitΒ anyone
and while they're on it,can someone fer the love of god remove those creepy horse/dragon heads that are everywhere?
and remove the bard collage,I don't wanna live next to a bunch of valse singers
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Right after I saw this I went to Solitude to see what was in her safe.
Good Work!
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I just choked on my cup of tea because of this.........thank you lol
JFS
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Wasn't a member of the thieves guild, but that didn't stop me from looting the place of everything that could be picked up.
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i had to leave and come back the guards there were on MY ass in a instant
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This is great! The thieves guild is the best!
I once had a dream about Vittoria Vici X Brynjolf...
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O.O
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...I ship it.
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That's why I love Thieves Guild. Your art is great.
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This is exactly the sort of thing my DnD rogue, Pip, would do.
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The "Romantic Poem Thief" strikes again
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I think I destroyed my lungs with all the laughing I did, sweet jesus
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Ah, one of the funniest permutations of the "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue" poems.
But I still give this version the #1 title:
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...
I'm stuck on the Eastern Front, AND SO ARE F@$KING YOU!!!"
Wehrmacht Grenadier, Company of Heroes
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I wish you could do that in the game. Rub it in XD
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Pray that a modded sees this comment.
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