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It's come to my attention that a horrible group of satanic terrorists is plaguing our nation today. To some, they are lovable, laughable objects of amusement and affection. But I ask you, children of GOD, to listen to my words, for I have seen the truth.

Forget those so called "gays", "liberals", and "free women". The REAL danger to our marriages, children, and general wellbeing are the devil-borne infidels know as the "redheads".

"But," you may say, "what's wrong with someone who has red hair? Surely they couldn't be much different from you and I!" But the redheads are hiding something from us, a "Ginger Agenda" if you will. They wish to spread their satanic genes among us all, until nothing remains of the blond or the brown or the black.

But you still may be left to wonder what's so bad about these strange people. For one, they're unnatural. Do you see ginger zebras? Or ginger black labs? When was the last time you watched a flock of birds fly overhead and said "Hey, look,, that one's a ginger!". Never mind orangutans or orange tabbies or goldfish or red pandas or tigers or golden retreivers! They're obviously just more children of satan.

Have you ever stopped to consider if there are redheads in the bible? Of course not! but if you were to read it like any good Christian would, you would fail to find a single redhead. GOD created us with fair or earthy hair, and black hair for our slaves. But red and orange are the colors of fire, of Satan, the devil and our Lord's eternal nemesis. He created his army of demons to infiltrate us all, and destroy us from the inside!

Further proof redheads are the devil's work-
-They have a higher pain threshold, so that they can withstand holy stoning and torture
-They can also withstand 25 percent more electric shock, so that the wrath of GOD's might weapon, the LIGHTNING BOLT
-Their hair is thicker, synonymous with the evils of mixed-material clothing!
-But their weakness is that they are borne from the pits of HELL and cannot withstand GODS holy light, and thus BURN and die of SKIN CANCER
-Only four percent of people have red hair! 4 is the number of creation, and is a DIRECT INSULT to GOD!
-Redheads need a cerain mixture of so-called "genes" from both parents to continue to exist! But genes are not mentioned by god, nor the bible! This is a lie that the Ginger agenda uses to protect themselves from SALVATION

So I suggest that redheads not be allowed the sanctity of marriage under the rule of GOD the ALMIGHTY. It would only be allowing SATAN into our homes and families! If we allow these gingers to reproduce, they will outnumber us all and bring about the end of days! Please, pray to end Red Hair!

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It's come to my attention that a horrible group of satanic terrorists is plaguing our nation today. To some, they are lovable, laughable objects of amusement and affection. But I ask you, children of GOD, to listen to my words, for I have seen the truth.

Forget those so called "gays", "liberals", and "free women". The REAL danger to our marriages, children, and general wellbeing are the devil-borne infidels know as the "redheads".

"But," you may say, "what's wrong with someone who has red hair? Surely they couldn't be much different from you and I!" But the redheads are hiding something from us, a "Ginger Agenda" if you will. They wish to spread their satanic genes among us all, until nothing remains of the blond or the brown or the black.

But you still may be left to wonder what's so bad about these strange people. For one, they're unnatural. Do you see ginger zebras? Or ginger black labs? When was the last time you watched a flock of birds fly overhead and said "Hey, look,, that one's a ginger!". Never mind orangutans or orange tabbies or goldfish or red pandas or tigers or golden retreivers! They're obviously just more children of satan.

Have you ever stopped to consider if there are redheads in the bible? Of course not! but if you were to read it like any good Christian would, you would fail to find a single redhead. GOD created us with fair or earthy hair, and black hair for our slaves. But red and orange are the colors of fire, of Satan, the devil and our Lord's eternal nemesis. He created his army of demons to infiltrate us all, and destroy us from the inside!

Further proof redheads are the devil's work-
-They have a higher pain threshold, so that they can withstand holy stoning and torture
-They can also withstand 25 percent more electric shock, so that the wrath of GOD's might weapon, the LIGHTNING BOLT
-Their hair is thicker, synonymous with the evils of mixed-material clothing!
-But their weakness is that they are borne from the pits of HELL and cannot withstand GODS holy light, and thus BURN and die of SKIN CANCER
-Only four percent of people have red hair! 4 is the number of creation, and is a DIRECT INSULT to GOD!
-Redheads need a cerain mixture of so-called "genes" from both parents to continue to exist! But genes are not mentioned by god, nor the bible! This is a lie that the Ginger agenda uses to protect themselves from SALVATION

So I suggest that redheads not be allowed the sanctity of marriage under the rule of GOD the ALMIGHTY. It would only be allowing SATAN into our homes and families! If we allow these gingers to reproduce, they will outnumber us all and bring about the end of days! Please, pray to end Red Hair!