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I'm going to see the movie for the third time tomorrow for my birthday! I love it, but nothing is perfect. Knowing it so well now, though, I stopped to think about what the original versions of the caracters would think of their movie incarnations. As it is, Ironhide is the only one enjoying himself. I think Bumblebee would approve of his portrayal except for the fact that he's always getting the short stick (he did beat the crap out of Barricade though). Ratchet is indifferent to his or Jazz's outcome in the movie... but he has a point. there were some awful black stereotypes in the movie used for comedy... and Jazz is the only black tf and he's the only one who dies. Connecting dots here. And Poor Optimus... yes, he always gets his butt kicked. Just as sure as Starscream always makes it out alive.

Oh and I appreciate all the suggestions, but I'm not going to do a decepticon version because most the decepticons were either a, made up for the movie, or b, improperly named (I'm looking at YOU Devestator!) Maybe for the next movie.
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MDTartist83 [2021-09-15 01:43:27 +0000 UTC]

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bethbug84 [2021-06-10 20:34:56 +0000 UTC]

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hollyparry [2020-10-08 19:09:52 +0000 UTC]

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CLG-Artisa [2019-04-11 21:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Lel.

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HellPhoenix5 [2018-03-15 10:36:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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JanariusARPGs [2017-08-10 19:06:21 +0000 UTC]

lol Ratchet was like the only one that didn't get any crap from the movie, like not getting his butt handed to him other than walking into some power lines XD

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Tamuril2 [2017-07-09 20:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha! This is brilliant! I love all their faces (especially Optimus and Bee's).Β 

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Optimustfp [2017-04-09 22:51:30 +0000 UTC]

XDDD This is amazing!!!! XD Optimus's face is like, "Really Michael Bay, really?" He's not impressed XD

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bunkiecycles In reply to Optimustfp [2017-05-16 12:25:44 +0000 UTC]

no he isn't

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MyLilWolfie [2017-01-18 14:19:55 +0000 UTC]

aha

Ratchet ends up dieing, too

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MoonRaiserDragon [2016-11-10 20:42:45 +0000 UTC]

The only movie that i liked , because the other three suck and it made my eyes hurt, i feel bad for poor jazz!Β Β 

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AlZioneal In reply to MoonRaiserDragon [2017-04-10 02:06:17 +0000 UTC]

But I still enjoyed some clips

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AlZioneal In reply to MoonRaiserDragon [2017-04-10 02:06:07 +0000 UTC]

I'mΒ gonna be honest on my opinion, I enjoyed the first, The most but The second and third aren't that bad, I see the third better then the 2nd But the 4th Literally, I hated it, Where are the unexplained deaths, What happened to Sam, WHERE IS EVERYONE, HOW DID THIS SPREAD, You know? So the 4th one pissed me off big time.

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TastesLikChicken [2016-09-29 00:12:35 +0000 UTC]

PROWL OMG NO BAD PROWL

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AlZioneal In reply to TastesLikChicken [2017-04-06 06:58:12 +0000 UTC]

That's Ratchet XDDD

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TastesLikChicken In reply to AlZioneal [2017-05-12 10:50:47 +0000 UTC]

wow idk what happened in my brain here it must've been like 3 am
stupid moments that can never be erased :')

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AlZioneal In reply to TastesLikChicken [2017-05-13 23:14:04 +0000 UTC]

XD is this better? RATCHET OMG NO BAD RATCHET :3

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TastesLikChicken In reply to AlZioneal [2017-07-28 04:13:11 +0000 UTC]

yes thank ;v;

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WeirdPaperBag [2016-06-04 12:01:34 +0000 UTC]

SERIOUSLY WE NEED MASTERPIECE JAZZ NOW!!!!

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menslady125 [2016-03-19 07:12:48 +0000 UTC]

Hmph...just wait till Optimus sees Revenge of the Fallen, Ironhide sees Dark of the Moon, and Ratchet sees Age of Extinction! Fuck you, Michael Bay!

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nightscream879 In reply to menslady125 [2016-05-11 18:19:31 +0000 UTC]

I have to agree. The bay-formers were horrible.

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menslady125 In reply to nightscream879 [2016-05-13 05:48:47 +0000 UTC]

They are Barf City!

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LaylanatorXVII [2016-02-01 03:09:49 +0000 UTC]

"One shall stand, one shall fall..."
*Optimus gets tossed round like a rag doll*
*Optimus hits the dirt*
*Optimus hits the dirt again*
*Optimus falls five times in one fight*
Me: .....

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Cashagon In reply to LaylanatorXVII [2016-11-10 23:05:05 +0000 UTC]

He should have said, "Megatron shall stand, I shall fall...repeatedly"Β 

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pokemoncrazy2 [2015-08-07 20:05:53 +0000 UTC]

hahahhaha what hhahaaaahahahaahahaha

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Lyianda [2015-08-07 17:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Lol Ratchet!
And daaaaamn Ironhide. XD

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ShadowKitty71475 [2015-05-27 17:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Poor Jazz -Dove

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BLACKSALAMANDER5050 [2015-05-07 13:39:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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Autogirl2001 [2015-04-04 02:34:08 +0000 UTC]

i wanna hug bee and jazz right now. :/

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Dinobotswriter1 [2015-03-30 08:16:26 +0000 UTC]

Poor Jazz. I wonder how things would have gone different if he survived

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qunoweech [2014-12-26 15:43:02 +0000 UTC]

who the hell kills jazz?!?! oh ya micheal bay Β  . I loved this ! prime's expression made my day XDΒ 

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YannaBanana12 [2014-11-26 04:23:16 +0000 UTC]

hey all have experienced Micheal bay's movie XD

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Lillysillylol [2014-09-18 01:29:15 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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G-5000Gunshot [2014-09-12 06:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Now have Ironhide watch the Third movie
and Ratchet watch the fourth movie

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Lillysillylol In reply to G-5000Gunshot [2014-09-18 01:28:19 +0000 UTC]

😁😁😁 

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G-5000Gunshot In reply to Lillysillylol [2014-09-18 01:59:10 +0000 UTC]

Do it

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Lillysillylol In reply to G-5000Gunshot [2014-09-18 11:28:33 +0000 UTC]

I think prime would like the second half of the movie....except the fight scene 😁

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G-5000Gunshot In reply to Lillysillylol [2014-09-18 13:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much

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Lillysillylol In reply to G-5000Gunshot [2014-09-18 23:42:28 +0000 UTC]

XD

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G-5000Gunshot In reply to Lillysillylol [2014-09-19 03:08:00 +0000 UTC]

Heheh

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DecepticonKiller [2014-09-04 10:04:39 +0000 UTC]

i have to agree with Ratchet. Sorry Jazz, but you know its true.

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pokemongirl142 [2014-08-14 03:59:40 +0000 UTC]

love it :3

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KittyFunTime [2014-08-03 12:54:38 +0000 UTC]

Poor Jazz and i like Bumblebees reaction by saying "MY FREAKIN' LEGS" xD

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Fuyumi-Hitsugaya [2014-06-18 07:28:36 +0000 UTC]

This really matches their general reactions. I loved them all but Jazz's one made me laugh.

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DJ-R3M1X [2014-06-17 04:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Prime: So chill.
BB: WTF NUUUU!
'Hide: Yea, bitches, check me out!
Jazz:
Ratchet: -_-

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InterstellarBorb [2014-05-21 00:48:54 +0000 UTC]

RANDOM WORDS *eatin carrots like a bowsss*

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Firefly2976 [2014-04-06 21:08:54 +0000 UTC]

For a guy with a faceplate, Prime's expression says it all.Β  (btw, he eats popcorn?Β  cool.)

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grimmzimm [2013-11-19 01:34:25 +0000 UTC]

OMP Jazz and Ratchet's convo is awesome! Bee's response is priceless, poor thing.

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Dnightshade [2013-09-07 02:44:57 +0000 UTC]

what I find ubserd is that, in the second movie, they brought megatron back with one of the allspark shards. WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T THE AUTOBOT THINK TO DO THAT WITH JAZZ IN THE SECOND MOVIE?!?!! DX WHY KEEP THE SHARD UNDER SECURITY IF ITS USLESS??!! they had to have known it still had power. WHY DO ALL THE GOOD GUYS HAVE TO BE SO STUPID??!! Dx

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TheSonicGamester In reply to Dnightshade [2014-03-28 21:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Goood point... Oh shit.

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