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Description See what I did with the title there? Eh? Eh? ... Oh screw you too.

ANYWAY, script provided during a conversation with *CatbeeCache . I started doodling this the night Metal was announced in Winter Olympics... only just now finished it after getting to play the game and cackling at him figure skating. I seriously love the way his head spins around man XD

Srsly WTF. I mean, not that I'm complaining by any stretch of the imagination about Metal getting more love, because he definitely needs it, but... Winter Olympics? Really? Yer putting a robot in the Olympics? I'm pretty sure that violates some kind of rule somewhere. I think. I could be wrong.

Could.

But probably not.

I like ~Ishntknew 's explanation of Eggman trying to justify Metal by saying he's a normal hedgehog but just really shiny. IT'S THE CONDITIONER HE USES, HONEST TO CHAOS!

laaaawl.

Oh Sonic Team, you're so silly.

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Comments: 186

Thomassoniccarsfan13 [2022-12-19 01:14:49 +0000 UTC]

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Ttte-villaisn-rule [2022-05-18 20:21:19 +0000 UTC]

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MayandKirby [2020-12-24 22:23:43 +0000 UTC]

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Caro-AngelOfDeath [2020-04-01 07:58:57 +0000 UTC]

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Metalsonicgamer06 [2018-01-16 02:00:29 +0000 UTC]

GET BACK HERE YOU FAT BASTARD

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Abigail8127 [2017-11-09 14:36:51 +0000 UTC]

oh jeez wHY METAL-

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Thelawisme [2016-05-01 04:18:05 +0000 UTC]

nice pic. though trust me i've heard puns INFINTLY worse than that

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99thaboochoft99 [2016-03-28 06:52:12 +0000 UTC]

ROFL
and
I DO SEE WHAT YA DID WITH THA TITLE!
(I couldn't come up with such an AMAZING pun myself...  )
nobody's commented for over a year...................

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TayzeJacksonBell [2015-05-08 03:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Metal Sonic brand conditioner...

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Part-TimeArtist [2015-02-14 02:55:46 +0000 UTC]

Sandy (my fan character): So that's where he got it.

Me: Sandy, be polite!

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SonaleeTheHedgehog23 [2014-08-03 01:22:37 +0000 UTC]

Hot Asian porn wtf Metal! You people and your weirdness.

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Metalsonicgamer06 In reply to SonaleeTheHedgehog23 [2018-01-16 02:00:57 +0000 UTC]

WHHHHYYY

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TimParaxade [2014-07-28 20:30:37 +0000 UTC]

I think it's fair to say that Robotnik is .

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SonicDoofus [2014-07-11 04:35:17 +0000 UTC]

At least in some version of Sonic's reality Eggman does get (at least) a girlfriend, as Eggman Nega is supposed to be his descendant (in some version of Sonic's reality).
I do feel sorry for Metal though.

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Shadow-dragon-Nox [2014-05-25 20:46:07 +0000 UTC]

That lonely man leads a very sad existence :3

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Pokemariosonic2014 [2014-05-12 21:43:43 +0000 UTC]

Eggman you sick f*ck

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scottusa1 [2014-03-14 18:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Dang, feel kinda sorry for Metal now.  Now there's something I thought I'd Never say.

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StoneTowerMenace [2014-02-04 23:11:03 +0000 UTC]

putting the fastest thing alive in the Olympics should be illegal too, but did they argue? nope, Eggman's still there for some reason.

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AlicornianQueen In reply to StoneTowerMenace [2019-11-18 06:02:39 +0000 UTC]

oh? people thought that the fastest thing alive was Sonic? then explain WHY THE FLYING F*CK can't Sonic catch Eggman, the second most fattest character in the game, Big the Cat taking first place.

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Part-TimeArtist [2013-07-12 15:36:27 +0000 UTC]

He's not going after Eggman, is he?

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AlicornianQueen In reply to Part-TimeArtist [2019-11-18 06:03:41 +0000 UTC]

he's afraid of Eggman, after he put HOT ASIAN PORN in his head.

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LiveWireGoth [2013-06-18 22:27:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm not a fan of sexual content but I have to admit this made me crack up.XD

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wheechoc135 [2013-06-13 18:18:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Yushicus [2013-06-08 20:26:17 +0000 UTC]

I don't really understand, but anyway, I lol'd when Eggman yelled "IM A LONELY MAN!" XD
...Metal Sonic's being a bit innapropriate, I THINK, not entirely sure.

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Part-TimeArtist [2013-05-22 23:21:52 +0000 UTC]

?

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Luke-the-F0x [2013-05-10 19:19:17 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I see Eggman got his Hard Drives mixed up. At least Metal Sonic now has the skills to be Asia's greatest lover.
Great job.

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EggSonic14 [2013-05-05 14:03:28 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOL XDDDDD

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IronMaverick226 [2013-04-22 13:17:05 +0000 UTC]

In the last panel, Sonic looked like he was going to burst into laughing.
lol[link]

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DewottMaster [2013-04-19 04:10:02 +0000 UTC]

...o-o

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ZaraRainbows [2013-04-06 00:17:13 +0000 UTC]

lol

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pengie9290 [2013-03-19 05:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Um... Same reaction as Sonic and Tails.

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shadowthehedgehogsta [2013-02-28 01:08:52 +0000 UTC]

wut is a asian porn???

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Optinal [2013-02-11 20:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes it does violate olympic rules because a robot can be rebuilt and reprogrammed to win.

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MewJewel13 [2012-12-16 02:14:11 +0000 UTC]

I BELIEVE IT! XDDDD perfect

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GJTProductions In reply to MewJewel13 [2013-02-06 03:53:08 +0000 UTC]

"IF ONLY I HAD THE POWER TO TRANSFORM..." (ref. Sonic Heroes)

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MewJewel13 In reply to GJTProductions [2013-12-02 05:05:42 +0000 UTC]

It could be worse.

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Steelsonic1127 In reply to GJTProductions [2013-06-13 01:20:24 +0000 UTC]

No, just no

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TheKameIotBard [2012-10-27 22:39:14 +0000 UTC]

lol, yes Eggman is a lonely man, who better to say than

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chaosfreak11 [2012-09-30 23:03:43 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU EGGMAN FOR THE EPIC DATA!!

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HolyDragoon3 [2012-09-24 08:04:24 +0000 UTC]

Great now we have two ice kings

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SakuraDreamerz2 [2012-09-02 17:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol, nice comment Metal!

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ComicaPaloozaStudios [2012-08-25 22:12:32 +0000 UTC]

Aren't there rules about dinosaurs not being able to be in the olympics? Also, they must have really had to have nerfed Sonic, or else he would win EVERY time. Just saying.

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HyperSonicXdA [2012-07-30 08:27:37 +0000 UTC]

Sure, putting a robot in the olympics might be illegal, but how did Eggman (fat as he is) get there in the first place? Also, I don't think any normal athlete could stand up to Sonic and Co. To Mario, maybe, but not to Sonic.

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el-f1otakugamer [2012-07-12 18:07:43 +0000 UTC]

I always use Metal in this game

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SuperSonicCD [2012-06-16 03:42:06 +0000 UTC]

well sonic wouldn't catch up to eggman even if he tried,
anyway, tails.

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Romajinarius [2012-06-08 03:07:13 +0000 UTC]

....And that's how Sonic Heroes was brought ladies and gentlemen.

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phylos7 In reply to Romajinarius [2012-06-17 20:27:48 +0000 UTC]

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Shadamyfanatic61 [2012-04-21 02:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe Get a life, Eggman!!

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AbleEdge [2012-04-10 06:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Metal Sonic: He put HOT ASIAN PORN in my HEAD. I should be THANKING him.

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Rauruderweisex3 In reply to AbleEdge [2012-07-01 08:22:43 +0000 UTC]

You might not believe it, but there are people that don't like Asian porn... XD

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