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AlexanderSKopala [2020-03-01 01:49:49 +0000 UTC]
If Thomas breaks one more thing, he is goin' out, O-W-T, out! This is the plot of the cartoon that started it all back in 1940 titled as “Puss Gets the Boot”, where Mammy Two Shoes warns Tom (starred as Jasper) that if he does that, she will kick him out as she spells it, and Jerry (still a nameless little rodent; otherwise starred as Jinx), deciding to help his archnemesis out the door before struts into a mousehole adorned with the sign that says “home sweet home” at the end, goes for broke, tossing cocktail glasses and dishes with glee, while hapless Tom does his best juggling.
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DaOneTrueJollyJoe [2020-02-13 21:50:12 +0000 UTC]
And no annoying Bulldogs or Clint Clobber!
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JasperTheToonCat In reply to DaOneTrueJollyJoe [2020-02-14 13:00:51 +0000 UTC]
Tom: **shakes your hand to thank you and drinks**
Jerry: **drinks some milk**
Charlie: **eats a slice of cake**
Cheesy: **eats some cheese**
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DaOneTrueJollyJoe In reply to JasperTheToonCat [2020-02-14 17:09:55 +0000 UTC]
(Snaps fingers and makes the song a tap number while making 4 gingerbread cats to dance with)
Me:
🎵
Feel like I'm made out of gingerbread
Cats: Uh huh, uh huh
Me: crumb picking lip lickin gingerbread
Cats: uh huh, uh huh
Me:
Can't think about rainy weather now
I finally got myself together now
Fresh out of the pan
Sweet gingerbread man...
Cats:
Fresh out of the pan
Sweet Gingerbread Man
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JasperTheToonCat In reply to DaOneTrueJollyJoe [2020-02-14 17:22:21 +0000 UTC]
Charlie: **dances to the music**
Tom and Jerry: **do the same**
Cheesy: **plays a miniature grand piano**
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DaOneTrueJollyJoe In reply to JasperTheToonCat [2020-02-14 17:34:55 +0000 UTC]
(Music interlude)
Me:
🎵
Twirling a cane made of peppermint
Cats: uh huh, uh huh
Me: Nice sticky Hands sticky Peppermint
Cats: Uh huh, uh huh
Me:
Spun sugary cloud I'm floating on
Sun spreading my suit of Sugar Coatin on
All Tasty and Tan, sweet gingerbread man
Cats;
All tasty and tan, sweet Gingerbread man....
Me: fresh out of the pan
Sweet Gingerbread Man
(Cats turn flat and fall backward as last notes play to disappear
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DaOneTrueJollyJoe In reply to JasperTheToonCat [2020-02-15 00:48:51 +0000 UTC]
A little something i call
"Getting Popcorned"
(Points to the conductor
I have tied this crook down to a stool
The stool has a car airbag on it and when the plunger is pushed
He'll be sent flying into that bundle of Flypaper... DOUSED IN LIGHTER FLUID!
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DaOneTrueJollyJoe In reply to JasperTheToonCat [2020-02-15 02:31:11 +0000 UTC]
(the next victim was the bulldog from Rock n Rodent, the dog gets burned by dry ice!)
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JasperTheToonCat In reply to DaOneTrueJollyJoe [2020-02-15 02:34:53 +0000 UTC]
Billy: **was walking and sees the dog getting burnt by the dry ice** O-O **was scared**
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DaOneTrueJollyJoe In reply to JasperTheToonCat [2020-02-15 14:17:45 +0000 UTC]
(the hornets next explodes and a piece lands in her mouth, Gettin her swarmed!
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