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jazz316 — Ed Edd Eddy's Robot Rebel Adventure Chapter 12
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Description Ed dug his way thru the dirt as he was regular digging machine. “Dig a Hole ,Dig a Hole” He kept repeating as he kept plowing thru the dirt making a large tunnel while Eddy and Double Dee walked close by as Double Dee kept his eyes on the map he held and kept a calculated pace on how far they were going before they would be directly beneath the Junkyard.

“How much longer, Sockhead.” Eddy impatiently groaned with his hands in his pockets.

“Not much farther, Eddy.” Double Dee replied. “According to my calculations at Ed’s current rate we should reach the junkyard within a minute.”

“You heard him, Ed!” Eddy beamed “Go baby go!”

Ed quickened his pace as he dug thru like a plow.

“Alright Ed. Now start digging upward.” Double Dee called out hoping that his calculations were right.

“You got it, Double Dee!” Ed responded digging upward at an angle. The Big Ed kept his pace until he hit something hard. “Hey guy, I hit something!”

“Great Job, we must be there.” Eddy complimented as he got right next to Ed to see something large in the way of the surface. Double Dee caught up to see Ed and Eddy try to shove the object out but he quickly realized they were possibly under a junk pile.

“Wait! Don’t” Double Dee yelled but it was too late as Eddy and Ed shoved the object enough that a pile of random junk and materials poured down the tunnel and rammed through all the Ed’s.

They screamed as the junk crashed all over them sending them back down the tunnel till they hit the bottom with all the junk falling onto them.

Eddy stood up and groaned cracking his back a bit shaking off some of the junk that was on him. “Hey guys, where are you!” He called stepping through the pile to find Ed and Double Dee. Soon he heard some groaning coming beneath the pile. Eddy started to sweep aside the junk to find Double Dee stuck in the ground from all the junk falling on him.

“You ok, Double Dee?” Eddy asked.

Double Dee groaned from pain and frustration “Just for once, can you two listen to me before you do something foolish?” He grumbled as Eddy helped him up.

“Yeah, whatever.” Eddy mumbled. “Hey Lumpy!” He called out for Ed.

“Over here Eddy!” Ed answered rolling over with a few tires over his body trapping his body making him only able to roll.

Eddy chuckled “Come on, Ed. Quit fooling around.”

“You got it, Eddy.” Ed said sliding out of the tires then stood up.

“Well now that we have gotten through this little mishap, let’s head to the surface.” Double Dee advised starting to walk back up the tunnel seeing light coming from surface with the junk pile gone. Ed and Eddy quickly followed him up to the surface where they emerged from the ground and layed their eyes upon a familiar establishment.

“There she is, boys. Our old central command!” Eddy ran over hopping over the wall and headed towards the van as Ed followed hopping over the wall and embraced the chickens that awaited him. Double Dee went up to his work bench to look over some of his work.

“Eddy! Take a look through the periscope.” Double Dee called “See if any Robots are around.”

“Okay, Double Dee!” Eddy answered climbing in the van and activated the periscope and looked through it. Eddy seen the very laser cannon that shot their prototype from the sky still in the very same spot where he first saw it along with a platoon of Robots guarding it and a few patrols wondering around the junkyard.

“Hey, Double Dee! There’s a lot of Robots around the junkyard and that big laser that shot the rocket is still around too.” Eddy shouted from the van.

“Understood Eddy!” Doubled Dee replied. “Then we must make haste and get all of our Supplies and Materials to our new sanctuary quickly as possible.”

Eddy hopped out of the van and looked at Ed playing with the chickens. He then looked around the place seeing everything they would need to move but moving everything from the Shed with all of their food, to the van and all of Double Dee’s projects would take way more time than they had moving it one at a time before any Robot would come to vaporize them.

Eddy took some moments to think of something while he watched Double Dee begin to pack many of his projects in neatly and organized fashion. He shook his head seeing how with Double Dee’s ways of tidiness it was going to take long. He had to think of a way to make everything get through the tunnel at once. Then an Idea hit him like the junk pile that landed on him.

“Ed!” Eddy pulled Ed to his feet making him drop his chickens.

“Yes, Eddy?” Ed petted his chickens one more time before looking at Eddy.

“Make that Hole bigger.” Eddy ordered pointing at the hole they came out of.

“Roger walnut, Eddy.” Ed acknowledged giving a salute before proceeding to his task as he started to dig around the hole making it bigger gaining Double Dee’s attention.

“What is it do you think you’re doing, Eddy?” Double Dee asked confused on why Eddy was having done such a trivial task.

“I got an idea, Sockhead.” Eddy grinned.

“Dare I ask what it is?” Double Dee said not really wanting to know what Eddy had in mind.

“You’ll see what I mean.” Eddy chuckled rubbing his hands together as Double Dee scoffed at Eddy’s behavior of not sharing what he had in mind.

Soon Ed finished what he was tasked to do as the hole was big enough drop cars into. “All done, Eddy.” Ed said shaking the dirt off his hands.

“Good Work, Ed.” Eddy complimented. “Now get all of our stuff in there.”

“Gotcha, Eddy.” Ed confirmed as he went over to the shed going behind it and pushed it over to the hole where he shoved it through it as the Shed slid out of sight going down the tunnel till the sound of it crashing through the junk pile could be heard.

“Ah! Not really a nice decent way to move but I guess it’s quicker.” Double Dee couldn’t help but give Eddy a high five.

“Yep! I knew it was good.” Eddy stood proudly. “Not one to gloat, but man am I good.” He bragged.

        Double Dee decided to not say anything and let Eddy have his moment as Ed got the van next as he pushed it to the hole sending it rolling down the tunnel hearing a similar crashing noise as all that was left was Double Dee’s assortment of projects.

Before Ed could grab them, Double Dee ran in front of Ed “No, please ill take care of them myself Ed.” He said pushing Ed back a bit not wanting his projects to be handled with the same harsh care.

“Okay, Double Dee.” Ed confirmed as he went back to his chickens as Eddy just walked around the walls to pass the time as Double Dee continued to pack up his projects in cases he found in the junkyard.

While Double Dee was packing he took a moment to look over his blueprint of the rocket looking over the specs he made for it and the supplies they will need to make it. He realized that for the rocket to actually work with no flaws or any type of faults he will need working materials that are not badly damaged or unused for some time.

“Eddy, can you come here a minute?” Double Dee called getting Eddy’s attention having him walk over to him.

“What’s up, Einstein?” Eddy asked

“I’m just about done gathering my projects and I was looking over the specs and I realized something.” Double Dee said showing Eddy the blueprint.

“Yeah? What about it?” Eddy said perplexed since he didn’t know what Double Dee was pointing out.

“I’m afraid to build the rocket; I cannot simply use junkyard assortments or even what we have of our destroyed foes.” Double Dee addressed with some concern. “I need actual high tech materials that can rebooted and used for the production of our rocket.”

“What are you saying?” Eddy grumbled with his arms crossed as Double Dee sighed for he had to use simpler terms for Eddy.

“What I’m saying is that I need parts from the Robots but they cannot be damaged in any way that would make them useless.” Double Dee responded that made Eddy scoffed throwing his arms in the air.

“So you’re telling me, we have to use Robot parts but we can’t destroy them to get it?!” Eddy shouted.

Double Dee nodded. “I’m afraid so Eddy, but no need to panic I actually came up with something that may help us.” Double Dee opened up one of his cases and looked inside for what he needed till he lifted out a very large black looking round object with four legs on the bottom of it.

“What the heck is that thing?” Eddy questioned as Ed came over seeing the large object in Double Dee’s hands.

“Ohhhhh” Ed awed “What is it?”

“This Gentlemen. “ Double Dee began. “Is my Electro, magnetic, Pulse maker.”

“Electrowhaga?” both Ed and Eddy said perplexed.

“Electro, magnetic, pulse maker.” Double Dee reiterated “This device can send out EMP signals within a short radius that will shut down anything electronic.”

“Sweet!” Eddy beamed.

“Yeah, we can destroy the solar scum.” Ed declared holding his fist high.

“Thank you, with this we can shut down any Robot without harming any of circuitry or devices inside their structure so I can dissemble them for the use of our rocket.” Double Dee exclaimed.

Soon they heard the sound of the Robot patrols echo around the junkyard. “We need to lure them here where I can use the device to disable them.” Double Dee stated as he set the device on the ground and got a remote from the bag he got the device out from and went over the controls to make sure it worked. He turned the device on where it hummed showing it was active and ready for use.

“So you want me and Ed to go have Robots chase us here so you can use your thingamabob? That’s Crazy!” Eddy shrieked.

“What choice do we have Eddy?” Double Dee retorted. “This is the only way we will have any chance to make the rocket to the specs otherwise we won’t escape this cursed place.”

Eddy sighed as he didn’t want to admit it but after everything they all been through so far. Double Dee could be right and he along with them wanted nothing more than to escape. “Okay, Okay Sockhead. You win.” Eddy sighed.

“Thanks Eddy.” Double Dee smiled “Now here’s the plan. Take Ed and head to the entrance of the junkyard and attract the attention of any Robot you can find. Have them chase you here and take cover in the hole where I’ll be waiting for you and when the Robots get close ill activate the device where it should do the trick.”

“Okay Double Dee.” Eddy confirmed grabbing Ed. “Come on, Frankenstein.”

“Once more the Space Ed’s are on a mission.” Ed narrated as Eddy ran dragging Ed along with him leaving their weapons with Double Dee since he said he cannot have the Robots damaged in any way as Double Dee began to make some last minute adjustments on the device and began to set up a concealed wall around the hole.


Eddy and Ed made their way towards the entrance of the junkyard. Even though they were going to follow the plan they both did not like it at all. Both Ed and Eddy were shaking in their shoes with fear since they cannot even defend themselves and it was going to be just like the time when they first arrived in the dimension.
Soon they reached the entrance and looked around to see a large Robot Patrol consisting of two legged Robots and Dogs walking a short distance in front of the entrance not noticing the Ed’s as they marched on.

“I’m scared, Eddy.” Ed whimpered.

“Me too, Ed.” Eddy nodded quickly showing how frightened he was too. “But we gotta do it.” With some hesitation Eddy picked up a rock and handed it to Ed. “Give it to them monobrow.”

Ed put on a determined look and eyed the Robots. He brought his arm back then tossed the rock sending it flying straight into the of one of the Robots with clang on its side gaining all of the Robots attention.

Eddy jumped out from in front of them “Nenner Nenner Boo Boo, You can’t me cause I’m smarter than you!” Eddy mocked as he dodged an oncoming laser blast as he and Ed took off running as the Robots pursued the Ed’s firing upon them as the Robot Dogs gnashed their teeth ready to tear them apart if they catch them.

Ed and Eddy ran through the junkyard ducking and dodging blast over blast as the Robots continued their pursuit of them. The Ed’s narrowly avoided being hit as the shots were starting to become more accurate as they could hear the chomping of the Robot Dogs as they did what they could to quicken their pace to get back to Double Dee unphased.

Double Dee meanwhile just finished the final preparations of the device and finished the wall to take cover behind as he could hear the laser blasts sounding throughout the junkyard and were getting closer. He knew Eddy and Ed were following the plan to precise and hoped they were going to make it as he waited for them behind the wall near the hole.

Ed and Eddy screamed in terror as they ran for their lives as the Robots were starting to gain on them as Ed could part of his jacket be ripped by one of the Robot dogs. Ed grabbed Eddy and jumped to the side when one of the Robot Dogs lunged for them. Ed threw Eddy on his back and quickly dug through one of mountains of junk to escape their pursuers for the moment as the Robots had to make their way around it to catch up with them.

Once Ed made it through the junk they made a right turn to see they made it back to where their Central command used to be and seen the very device standing in the middle of it and seen a quickly made wall where the hole was and jumped over it landing next to Double Dee who sighed in relief that they were safe.

“Are you alright?” Double Dee asked seeing both Ed and Eddy sweating madly from all the running.

Eddy looked at Double Dee panting madly. “Just…peach…Sockhead.”

Ed slumped on the ground “Ed…pooped.”

Soon the sounds of stomping and teeth chomping were heard making all the Ed’s shake for a moment as they huddled together as they peeped over the wall just enough to see the Robots coming towards their position.

“They approach.” Ed said taking cover behind the wall as Double Dee and Eddy did the same. Ed peaked back over to see the Robots walked past them and didn’t not notice they were there as they came up to empty area.

Ed could see the Robots were coming closer to the device as Double Dee got his remote ready. He looked to see Ed holding three fingers out showing him to be ready to activate it. Ed counted down as the Robots got closer and closer to the device and when Ed reached zero Double Dee pressed the button.

Double Dee activated the Device where it sent out a pulse that struck all the two legged Robots and the Robot Dogs. The Robots twisted and turned madly as the pulse was shutting down all of their systems. One by one the Robots all shut down and collapsed onto the ground where the lights from their eyes and other visible parts faded showing they were offline.

The Ed’s cautiously looked over the wall to see the Robots lay motionless on the ground. They gathered their weapons for defense as they slowly climbed over the wall and approached the offline mechanical menaces.

They looked over each one to make sure it was offline completely as going as far as poking and shaking them giving no responses at all. Soon they stopped their cautionary checking and cheered.

“Ha! We did it!” Eddy Cheered throwing both Ed and Double Dee in the air.

“We are victorious once again!” Ed cheered and laughed.

“I knew it would work! Nothing is better than a well laid out plan and fully operational device.” Double Dee cheered along with his fellow friends.

Ed looked around to see his chickens were not around. “Double Dee, where are the chickens?”

“Oh, they are down in the tunnel. I put them down there for safekeeping.” Double Dee answered.

Ed smiled knowing his chickens were safe and they are victorious as well.

“Well Double Dee, do you think this is enough?” Eddy asked wondering if the Robots they shut down were all they needed.

“Well by my count we have nearly a dozen robots. This will be good for a start on our rocket Eddy.” Double Dee replied. “Now let’s get these and all of our other materials and supplies to our new underground lair gentlemen.”

“You heard him, lumpy.” Eddy smiled. “Time to get to work and get home soon.”

“You betcha, Eddy!” Ed affirmed as he started to drag each offline robot and threw it down the hole into the tunnel. After a few minutes Ed threw in the last one and all the Ed’s went to the hole where they covered it up in junk when they entered it for safety’s sake then proceeded to the lower tunnel to begin their work of getting everything to their new Central Command.

To Be Continued……..
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Comments: 5

Firel-Wolf-88 [2019-12-11 23:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Great work buddy

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jazz316 In reply to Firel-Wolf-88 [2019-12-11 23:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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SammyD-Productions [2017-01-31 15:33:33 +0000 UTC]

Another great chapter! This one gave me the chills a little, seeing those robots almost gaining on the Eds. Pretty intense if you ask me.

Great story so far buddy, I love it! 

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jazz316 In reply to SammyD-Productions [2017-01-31 16:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much my friend so glad your enjoying it

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SammyD-Productions In reply to jazz316 [2017-01-31 18:04:08 +0000 UTC]

No problem, it's always a pleasure! 

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