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“This can’t be possible!” Double Dee screamed as he looked below to see the three Cyber Kankers look directly at the Ed’s with evil metallic grins.

“This can’t be happening!” Eddy yelled hoping this was just some twisted moment he was imagining. It was bad enough that there was a horde or Robots surrounding the school but to see their arch nemesis’s still functional and to more surprise in one piece.

“Bad for Ed! Bad for Ed!” Ed panicked squeezing both Double Dee and Eddy into him as they all threw their arms around each other scared out of their minds as it seemed they were stuck. The School was being surrounded. Their trapped on the roof. Worst of all the Kankers are back and this time the Ed’s have no idea how to deal with them and their last encounter was nearly a fatal one and they only escaped their fate by a chance of luck.

“What are we going to do?!” Eddy screamed looking around frantically breaking away from Ed’s grip running to the edges of the roof seeing the Robots take places around doors, windows and any other place they could escape from.

“Stay calm…stay calm…don’t panic.” Double Dee tried to remain calm and pulled his hat down to the sides gripping the edge of it tightly, trying getting him together and thinking.

“Go back into crushed cubes, Cyber Scum!” Ed yelled as he aimed his mini laser and took fire down at the Cyber Kankers. The Cyber Kankers were too fast, even for Ed’s widespread spraying of laser shots, The Cyber Kankers hastily dodged each shot narrowly avoiding getting hit. Ducking, Dodging, Rolling the Cyber Kankers worked their way up to the main entrance of the school getting out of Ed’s spraying shots and just out of sight. To the Ed’s horror they could hear pounding on the door below. It was only a matter of time before they bust in and maybe the other Robots would enter around the school as well.

“Double Dee, their breaking in!” Eddy yelled running back and forth scared out of his mind.

“I know, Eddy.” Double Dee acknowledged “I just need to think!”

“Well think faster!” Eddy screamed gong from scared to angry that Double Dee is taking too long and their doom is approaching if he or they don’t get an idea fast.

Double Dee walked around the roof frantically trying to block out all the ramming noises that came from every side of the school. He groaned in frustration trying to think of something as the noises kept getting louder and heaver. He looked upon the horizon to see the Cul-De-Sac just a little over a mile away and in clear view and it reminded him of something familiar.

“I wonder…” Double Dee thought and looked at the length of the roof they were standing on and suddenly he remembered a familiar escape attempt. “By George that’s the Answer!” He cried out.

“What…what?” Eddy ran up to Double Dee hoping to get a solution out of him or some type of idea dragging Ed along with him.

“Eddy! Remember that time we tried to skip the rest of the school day?” Double Dee asked.
Eddy took a moment to think and he remembered that attempt well. “Oh yeah! I remember that and it almost worked too.”

“Agreed, and this time let’s make it work.” Double Dee said running for the way to the ladder where they came up from. “Hurry! There’s no time to lose, we need to gather any and all materials while the Robots are still trying to break in.”

Eddy dragged Ed up to the ladder and hastily dropped him down and followed him by sliding down the ladder with Double Dee quickly heading down as they hit the floor below in the middle of hallway on the second story.

“Toss anything up to the roof and once we gathered enough we will seal the entrance and proceed with the construction of our escape craft.” Double Dee suggested while tossed up a few pieces of toppled debris and some school materials up to the roof.

Ed and Eddy quickly did the same as Ed threw a whole locker to the top as Eddy tossed some trash to roof next but as they were trying to get as much as possible junk and materials to the roof the sound of a door breaking echoed through the school sending chills down the Ed’s spines.

“Their inside!” Eddy screamed.

Double Dee ran to the nearby stairs to see some robots past by below, to his relief they didn’t see them and moved on. “I’m afraid your right, Eddy!” Double Dee confirmed.

“Hurry guys! I don’t to be cyber formed.” Ed yelled in panic as he toss arm full’s of materials through the roof but before he could grab another load a crashing sound of glass was heard gaining all the Ed’s attention down at the end of the hallway they were in.

A Small group of robot dogs just burst through the windows that lead outside. One by one the Ed’s saw another robot dog apparently being tossed through.

“Remarkably clever!” Double Dee admitted but he quickly went in fear as the robot dogs started to chomp their teeth and their one wheeled legs spun fast skidding on the floor then sped towards the Ed’s.

“Run, boys!” Eddy yelled aiming his pistols taking fire at the rapidly approaching enemies hitting a few but they were still large in number as Double Dee and Ed fell back to the stairs as Eddy reached them still firing at the robots.

“Down the Stairs!” Double Dee yelled. Ed nodded and grabbed Double Dee along with Eddy and jumped on the side of flat railing of the stairs sliding down it before the robot dogs reached them. Some of the dogs tried to chase the Ed’s but their wheels proved to be their downfall as they went too fast and toppled down the stairs some of them shattering into pieces as others broke in larger parts save for one robot dog that just toppled all the way down to the lower floor and only shut down.

The Ed’s may have escaped the robot dogs but their trouble was only beginning as another sound of a breaching door was heard and when the Ed’s reached the bottom of the stairs they looked down both sides of the hall to see the Cyber Kankers on one end and a squad of Robots on the other end and they were approaching quickly.

“What do we do?! Where do we go?!” Ed screamed looking both ways to seeing the Cyber Kankers and Robots getting closer each second. Eddy looked forward to see the double doors that lead into the Gymnasium.

“There!” Eddy pointed to the doors and scrammed in as Double Dee quickly jumped in as Ed stood in place still concerned over the many that were about to piled onto him.

“Ed!” Double Dee and Eddy cried quickly grabbing him and hauled him inside the gym and shut the doors and watched as the Cyber Kankers and the other Robots collided with each other, crashing hard as the Cyber Kankers toppled over one another crushing a few robots as they tried to stand only trip over one robot after another.

With Haste the Ed’s quickly barricaded the Doors with some net poles and a few pieces of metal.

“Now what?” Eddy asked knowing that their little barricade was not going to hold them for long and it was only a matter of seconds before the Cyber Kankers and any robot that survived the collision would regain and continue their pursuit of their targets.

“Double Dee looked around to find a place for them to take cover and hide. “Over there!” He pointed towards the men’s locker room. “Let’s take refuge in there for the moment.”

“I’m with you!” Eddy agreed running to the door with Double Dee and Ed following as they burst through the door and shut it. Ed quickly went to some of the lockers yanking them out their place and put it against the door to block it off.

Eddy moved into the shower area and slumped to the floor. “Great!” He growled. “We’re stuck in the showers, just wonderful!”

Double Dee wanted to talk to Eddy to help him calm down but he knew this was not the time to rest and tried to think of a way to get out but first he had to listen out for their pursuers as he just heard a door slamming open outside which must have been the Cyber Kankers along with any other robot with them charging into the Gym searching for them.

Ed meanwhile looked around for something, anything that might help them or just keep him occupied until a solution was found. Suddenly a familiar scent reached his nostrils and quickly followed it to the source as he ran up to one locker that smelled like a freshly wet gym bag as fly’s flew around it and a few other bugs were crawling over it.

“No way! It’s my locker!” He beamed quickly opening it up and as he did a huge pile of moldy junk, unwashed clothes and food that is covered in bugs all piled on top of him as Ed laughed as he was now surrounded by all sorts of his belongings as Double Dee and Eddy all noticed him and went over while Double Dee pinched his nose shut as the smell was horrid.

“Good heavens! Even in this dimension your locker is still as distugusting, rotten, smelly, icky and downright messy!” Double Dee blurted out gagging from all the hideous smells coming from Ed’s so called belongings in his gym locker.

Eddy even though they were trapped couldn’t help but laugh at the scene as Double Dee didn’t find the whole ordeal amusing at all as he watched Ed emerged from the pile of trash but as he came out he had something on him.

“Ed, what is that you have on you?” Double Dee asked.

“Huh?” Ed looked up to see a furry muzzle with two fangs on it leaning just over his head. He lifted it off of him and seen what it was. Apparently it was a wolf pelt! From the time where Ed received it from his pen pal and Rolf took it as a sign that Ed was in league with someone his family was having a feud with.

“Wait a sec! Is that the stupid fur rug that made Rolf almost mail us out to nor whatever?” Eddy asked remembering all too well of what happened with their tall farmer friend. “Why did you keep that thing, lumpy?”

Ed smiled. “Aww it was all so furry and soft and its fun to pet almost like it is fun to pet a chicken.” Ed replied petting the pelt to Eddy’s annoyance. However Double Dee was having a brainstorm looking the wolf pelt. It looks almost real and having flashbacks to when he saw a robot incinerate two birds as he watched from the Kankers Trailer and how they seem to attack anything Organic looking….

“Gentlemen, I got a plan in mind that may save us from this dilemma!” He yelled out gaining Ed and Eddy’s attention.

“What is it, Sockhead?” Eddy asked hoping at what Double Dee had in mind was good.
“In Theory, if we somehow are able get a decoy for the robots to chase we may have a chance to make it back to the roof and assemble our escape…” Double Dee explained.
“And what are going to do then?” Eddy interrupted “There’s the Robo Kankers and all the other robots out there no way I’m being the decoy!” Eddy refused before Double Dee could explain everything

“Eddy! I’m not suggesting one of us to be the decoy we will use Ed’s wolf pelt. If we can get the robots to target it somehow it will give us the chance to make it to the roof.” Double Dee finished his explanation.

Ed frowned hearing Double Dee’s plan as he didn’t want to give up something he really loved as he looked at the Wolf Pelts muzzle as if it was a face of a dear friend he wasn’t going to see again as tears were coming to his eyes but he knew the risks and Double Dee was right.

“You are right, Double Dee!” Ed agreed despite his obvious sadness. “Our friend will sacrifice himself for us. He will give the Space Ed’s the time we need escape this deadly school of doom and forge our way back to central command.”

Double Dee couldn’t help but be in awe again at Ed’s intelligent speech. “When one is really in his moment intelligence can emerge from the smallest of minds.”

“You said it, pal.” Eddy agreed.

Ed looked around the locker room and could see no way out but perhaps there was a way.

“Hey, guys!” He called. “Batter Ed!”

Eddy and Double Dee realized what he meant and if Ed’s hidden strength worked on occasions such as this perhaps it would be wise to at least try it out for what choice did they have.

“You got it, Lumpy!” Eddy gave Ed a thumbs up and he grabbed the back of Ed’s jacket and Double Dee grabbed Eddy’s shirt and leaned forward letting out the sound of a train blowing and charged forward wailing his arms taking off at a high speed as Double Dee and Eddy held on tight as their feet left the floor as Double Dee quickly grabbed the wolf pelt before they left it and Ed collided with wall and Ed busted through it.

Wall after Wall crumbled as Ed smashed through them with ease despite the walls being made of concrete and bricks the strength and speed as well as Ed’s high speed managed to charge through the locker rooms, the storage room in the gym, the gym office and the girls locker room till they came out of the gym smashing through one more wall and found themselves right back to where they were before they entered the gym, right by the stairs with piles of robot dog parts and one offline robot dog laying around.

Once Ed stopped to take breather as well massage his sore head. Double Dee and Eddy planted their feet on the floor and Eddy was glad that idea of Ed’s worked.
“Great work, Ed.” Eddy gave Ed a high five as Ed laughed. Double Dee saw the robot dog that was still in one piece just nonfunctional and realized something that would be perfect than just laying the wolf pelt somewhere.

Double Dee quickly went up to robot and flipped it on its front and found a hole in the back which was fortunate for Double Dee so he could work on the interior and possibly get the robot functioning.

Eddy came up to him looking back and forth at the robot and Double Dee having no idea what he was up to and why in the name of good was he working on it. “What are you doing?!”

“Eddy, if I can get this Robot Hound to function and get it set in motion for the school doors with Ed’s wolf pelt. Perhaps it can get the robots to chase it and give us some time.” Double Dee explained as he was putting some circuits back in place and quickly figured out some of the interior mechanics of the robot shut off its optical eyes to blind it so it won’t see them and put it in acceleration so it would go as fast as possible.

After quick minute the robot let out a menacing bark as Double Dee quickly stood back as he howled and tire revved showing the robot was online and perfectly functional and ready to be set on its way as soon as it’s stood back up. “Ed, a hand if you may?”

Ed nodded coming over picking up the robot and followed Double Dee and had the Robot set standing on the ground as the revving tire squealed loudly onto the floor making a loud enough noise for all the robots and Cyber Kankers to hear as they turned towards the sound.

“Hurry up!” Eddy yelled hearing the robots coming as Double Dee wrapped the wolf pelt on the robot and tied it on tightly so it wouldn’t fall off.

“Let it go, Ed.” Double Dee ordered as Ed released his grip and the robot dog sped off with the wolf pelt tied on it heading straight for the school doors as it zoomed past the gym doors as the robots and Cyber Kankers spotted it making threatening noises and menacing laughs.

The Ed’s took cover behind the stairs to hide themselves when they heard the laughter and hoped that this plan would work. The Cyber Kankers were the first to emerge from the Gym and looked to see the Ed’s were gone but noticed the wolf belt on the robot dog was nearly at the school doors. Without hesitation they took off after it along with the other robots that came from the gym and followed them running past the Ed’s not taking notice of them.

The Ed’s used the opportunity to jump from their hiding place and quickly ran back up the stairs grabbing some more parts from the destroyed robot dogs and with haste they reached the ladder tossing what they grabbed to the roof and climbed up. Once they reached the top and Ed was the last to emerge they slammed the hatch shut.

“Double Dee that was pure genius!” Eddy complimented loudly with a laugh as Double Dee gave a sheepish smile but realized time with still of the essence.

“No time to celebrate I need to get to work.” Double Dee said as he quickly ran towards the large pile of junk and parts they made from everything they found and started to build what he had in mind. “Ed, Eddy, Keep watch over the edges and tell me if anything is happening.”

Ed saluted getting the order loud and clear running towards the edge of the rook and eyed the Cyber Kankers along with more and more robots chasing after wolf pelt that was still tied to the blind robot dog. The Robot Dog with its eyes disabled had no idea that its brethren were chasing after it as shots started to rain down upon.

The Cyber Kankers and the other robots narrowed their aim and eventually shot the robot dog as it shattered into pieces and the wolf pelt was completely incinerated. Ed watched with a sad look as he watched from the rooftop of his precious pelt burn away. “Bye Bye, Wolfie” He sniffed wiping his tears.

Double Dee overhead Ed’s sad good bye realizing that the robots must have destroyed their decoy and worked faster as he placed part after part together. He made two landing gears with tires from robot dogs with steel poles. He made a makeshift engine from various parts of some of the pieces from the destroyed robots. He assembled the lockers tacking the doors off and used the opening of one locker to make a cockpit long enough for all the three Ed’s to sit in. The Other Lockers were used to make the wings and ailerons and for the back to make the fins, stabilizers, rudder, and elevator.

Double Dee greatly remembered what happened the last time they made a plane like this to escape the school but it was made out of mostly ordinary items and it was built with rugged and less time which is one of the reasons it resulted in failure but with the advanced tech courtesy of the robots there’s a great possibility that this time it could be different. Double Dee only wish they were not in a life or death situation otherwise this would be something to enjoy fully.

“Our Flying flee to freedom is almost complete, my friends.” Double Dee said as he was now just putting in some switches and making a control stick.

“Cool!” Ed and Eddy said gazing at the plane that looked way better than the last one they made. Eddy then looked at the debris from the satellite that Eddy destroyed and the console that the dish was attached too. “What about that thing?” Eddy pointed at the console

Double Dee looked at the console and put some thought into it. “Well we still need that device to help power our rocket. We have to put it in the plane.” Double Dee looked at Ed and Ed immediately knew what he had to do. He went over and grabbed the console and put it straight in the back of the Plane have it sit just about upright. Luckily the console was not huge and even Ed admitted it wasn’t heavy at all so Double Dee didn’t need to worry about any weight issues.

Once the Console was in place Double Dee went back to work as he finished the control stick and then all he had left was the propeller to place at the front of the plane. As he was adjusting it a lot mechanical sounds filled the air and Eddy and Ed went back to the edge of the roof to check out what going on.

They looked to see the Cyber Kankers looking straight at them and pointed. “Organics! Terminate them!” They ordered at the same time still having dozens of robots around as they entered the school.

“We’ve been made!” Eddy screamed in panic. “It’s now or never, boys!”

“Oh no!” Double Dee quickly finished the propeller and gave it a quick spin to make sure it stayed on and was ready. “Time to evacuate!”

Ed and Eddy got rid of the chalk blocks they had in front of the wheels as Double Dee hopped into the pilots and began the sequence of turning on the plane. He activated the propeller as it buzzed rapidly and slowly the plane started to move as Eddy hopped but before Ed could the hatch to the roof blast open and robot dogs hopped up and charged at Ed.

Ed quickly fired back at them but they just kept coming as he took down one another was replaced as two legged robots started to climb up to the roof. Meanwhile the plane started to pick up the speed across the roof as Ed continued to lay down fired walking backwards not noticing the plane was starting to gain some distance from him.

“Ed!” Eddy screamed. “Get moving, idiot!” Ed turned to see the plane was starting to leave without him.

“Wait for, Ed!” Ed yelled running for the plane as the Robots gave chase just as the Cyber Kankers jumped to the roof completely busting through the roof itself as they pursued the plane and Ed.

Double Dee wanted to stop for Ed but he knew if he slowed down the plane would not gain enough speed for the attitude before making it off the roof. “Hurry, Ed!”

Ed screamed in panic as the Cyber Kankers ran past their metal compatriots and started to gain up to Ed. They each tried to make a grab for him as he dodged them. One hand after another tried to get him but he just barely kept out of their reach as the plane was starting to gain attitude and the edge to the roof was near.

“Ed!” Double Dee and Eddy screamed just they flew over the edge of the roof and Ed ran and jumped off the roof and grabbed the fin of the plane. The Cyber Kankers and the two legged robots opened fire on the plane as Double Dee saw this.

“Hold on!” He turned the control stick in multiple directions conducting maneuvers narrowly dodging the many laser shots as Ed did what he could to hold on and Eddy held onto to the sides of the cockpit.

The Plane twisted and turned all over as Double Dee tried desperately to avoid all the oncoming fire while trying to maintain course back to the Cul-De-Sac. Ed desperately held on all the quick spinning and turns were making him very queasy and his grip was loosening.

Eventually the firing stopped and Double Dee looked to see Cyber Kankers and the rest of robots cease fire as they flew out of range and steadied the plane making it fly straight giving Eddy the chance to grab Ed just before he let go bringing him into the cockpit.

“How you feeling, Ed?” Eddy asked.

“Not good, Eddy.” Ed gagged putting his hand on his mouth and Double Dee wasn’t feeling too well either.

“Your illness is shared, Ed.” Double Dee gagged before he leaned over the side and let out a large barf not able to hold it in any longer from the extreme dizziness from the maneuvers.

Eddy looked away as Double Dee did his business and felt like he was going to puke too watching his friend let out his sickness but to get out of the mood he let out a cheer. “We’re home free, boys!” The Cul-De-Sac was just below them and Double Dee prepared for landing.

He lowered the plane till it was close to the ground then set out a destination where to land. The End of the Cul-De-Sac. He flew in close as he kept the plane steady flying towards the straight road and set it gently down, the tires squealing as it hit the pavement and Double Dee slowed the plane to a stop in the middle of the Cul-De-Sac.
“We did it!” Eddy jumped out of the plane cheering throwing his arms up so excited that once again they made it out of certain doom as Ed joined in celebration.

“The Mighty Space Outlaws have once again triumphed, secured enemy equipment and built a fighter worthy their stature to face our robot foes.” Ed narrated.

Double Dee was still a little woozy but managed to climb out of the plane and shut it off. “Well Gentlemen. Today was most promising. I do believe as Ed narrowly put it. We now have another electric power source and with more modifications we may be able to use this plane for more universal use.” Double Dee said.

“Well, Double Dee.” Eddy put his arm around him. “Then I say let’s get back and get to work.”

“I agree, Eddy.” Double Dee smiled. “But how will we get the plane to our subterranean lair?”

Eddy just smiled as if Double Dee asked a stupid question. “Ed?” Eddy looked at Ed and pointed at the plane

“You got it, Eddy.” Ed acknowledged walking over to the plane with the Console in it and picked it up with ease and carried it to back of Rolf’s house to Double Dee’s surprise.

“uh…right” Double Dee murmured as he walked to the back with Eddy and opened the entrance to the lair where they all walked down with the plane and console in tow to see what they can do to make use of their new vehicle and add their latest requirement to the rocket.

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“This can’t be possible!” Double Dee screamed as he looked below to see the three Cyber Kankers look directly at the Ed’s with evil metallic grins.

“This can’t be happening!” Eddy yelled hoping this was just some twisted moment he was imagining. It was bad enough that there was a horde or Robots surrounding the school but to see their arch nemesis’s still functional and to more surprise in one piece.

“Bad for Ed! Bad for Ed!” Ed panicked squeezing both Double Dee and Eddy into him as they all threw their arms around each other scared out of their minds as it seemed they were stuck. The School was being surrounded. Their trapped on the roof. Worst of all the Kankers are back and this time the Ed’s have no idea how to deal with them and their last encounter was nearly a fatal one and they only escaped their fate by a chance of luck.

“What are we going to do?!” Eddy screamed looking around frantically breaking away from Ed’s grip running to the edges of the roof seeing the Robots take places around doors, windows and any other place they could escape from.

“Stay calm…stay calm…don’t panic.” Double Dee tried to remain calm and pulled his hat down to the sides gripping the edge of it tightly, trying getting him together and thinking.

“Go back into crushed cubes, Cyber Scum!” Ed yelled as he aimed his mini laser and took fire down at the Cyber Kankers. The Cyber Kankers were too fast, even for Ed’s widespread spraying of laser shots, The Cyber Kankers hastily dodged each shot narrowly avoiding getting hit. Ducking, Dodging, Rolling the Cyber Kankers worked their way up to the main entrance of the school getting out of Ed’s spraying shots and just out of sight. To the Ed’s horror they could hear pounding on the door below. It was only a matter of time before they bust in and maybe the other Robots would enter around the school as well.

“Double Dee, their breaking in!” Eddy yelled running back and forth scared out of his mind.

“I know, Eddy.” Double Dee acknowledged “I just need to think!”

“Well think faster!” Eddy screamed gong from scared to angry that Double Dee is taking too long and their doom is approaching if he or they don’t get an idea fast.

Double Dee walked around the roof frantically trying to block out all the ramming noises that came from every side of the school. He groaned in frustration trying to think of something as the noises kept getting louder and heaver. He looked upon the horizon to see the Cul-De-Sac just a little over a mile away and in clear view and it reminded him of something familiar.

“I wonder…” Double Dee thought and looked at the length of the roof they were standing on and suddenly he remembered a familiar escape attempt. “By George that’s the Answer!” He cried out.

“What…what?” Eddy ran up to Double Dee hoping to get a solution out of him or some type of idea dragging Ed along with him.

“Eddy! Remember that time we tried to skip the rest of the school day?” Double Dee asked.
Eddy took a moment to think and he remembered that attempt well. “Oh yeah! I remember that and it almost worked too.”

“Agreed, and this time let’s make it work.” Double Dee said running for the way to the ladder where they came up from. “Hurry! There’s no time to lose, we need to gather any and all materials while the Robots are still trying to break in.”

Eddy dragged Ed up to the ladder and hastily dropped him down and followed him by sliding down the ladder with Double Dee quickly heading down as they hit the floor below in the middle of hallway on the second story.

“Toss anything up to the roof and once we gathered enough we will seal the entrance and proceed with the construction of our escape craft.” Double Dee suggested while tossed up a few pieces of toppled debris and some school materials up to the roof.

Ed and Eddy quickly did the same as Ed threw a whole locker to the top as Eddy tossed some trash to roof next but as they were trying to get as much as possible junk and materials to the roof the sound of a door breaking echoed through the school sending chills down the Ed’s spines.

“Their inside!” Eddy screamed.

Double Dee ran to the nearby stairs to see some robots past by below, to his relief they didn’t see them and moved on. “I’m afraid your right, Eddy!” Double Dee confirmed.

“Hurry guys! I don’t to be cyber formed.” Ed yelled in panic as he toss arm full’s of materials through the roof but before he could grab another load a crashing sound of glass was heard gaining all the Ed’s attention down at the end of the hallway they were in.

A Small group of robot dogs just burst through the windows that lead outside. One by one the Ed’s saw another robot dog apparently being tossed through.

“Remarkably clever!” Double Dee admitted but he quickly went in fear as the robot dogs started to chomp their teeth and their one wheeled legs spun fast skidding on the floor then sped towards the Ed’s.

“Run, boys!” Eddy yelled aiming his pistols taking fire at the rapidly approaching enemies hitting a few but they were still large in number as Double Dee and Ed fell back to the stairs as Eddy reached them still firing at the robots.

“Down the Stairs!” Double Dee yelled. Ed nodded and grabbed Double Dee along with Eddy and jumped on the side of flat railing of the stairs sliding down it before the robot dogs reached them. Some of the dogs tried to chase the Ed’s but their wheels proved to be their downfall as they went too fast and toppled down the stairs some of them shattering into pieces as others broke in larger parts save for one robot dog that just toppled all the way down to the lower floor and only shut down.

The Ed’s may have escaped the robot dogs but their trouble was only beginning as another sound of a breaching door was heard and when the Ed’s reached the bottom of the stairs they looked down both sides of the hall to see the Cyber Kankers on one end and a squad of Robots on the other end and they were approaching quickly.

“What do we do?! Where do we go?!” Ed screamed looking both ways to seeing the Cyber Kankers and Robots getting closer each second. Eddy looked forward to see the double doors that lead into the Gymnasium.

“There!” Eddy pointed to the doors and scrammed in as Double Dee quickly jumped in as Ed stood in place still concerned over the many that were about to piled onto him.

“Ed!” Double Dee and Eddy cried quickly grabbing him and hauled him inside the gym and shut the doors and watched as the Cyber Kankers and the other Robots collided with each other, crashing hard as the Cyber Kankers toppled over one another crushing a few robots as they tried to stand only trip over one robot after another.

With Haste the Ed’s quickly barricaded the Doors with some net poles and a few pieces of metal.

“Now what?” Eddy asked knowing that their little barricade was not going to hold them for long and it was only a matter of seconds before the Cyber Kankers and any robot that survived the collision would regain and continue their pursuit of their targets.

“Double Dee looked around to find a place for them to take cover and hide. “Over there!” He pointed towards the men’s locker room. “Let’s take refuge in there for the moment.”

“I’m with you!” Eddy agreed running to the door with Double Dee and Ed following as they burst through the door and shut it. Ed quickly went to some of the lockers yanking them out their place and put it against the door to block it off.

Eddy moved into the shower area and slumped to the floor. “Great!” He growled. “We’re stuck in the showers, just wonderful!”

Double Dee wanted to talk to Eddy to help him calm down but he knew this was not the time to rest and tried to think of a way to get out but first he had to listen out for their pursuers as he just heard a door slamming open outside which must have been the Cyber Kankers along with any other robot with them charging into the Gym searching for them.

Ed meanwhile looked around for something, anything that might help them or just keep him occupied until a solution was found. Suddenly a familiar scent reached his nostrils and quickly followed it to the source as he ran up to one locker that smelled like a freshly wet gym bag as fly’s flew around it and a few other bugs were crawling over it.

“No way! It’s my locker!” He beamed quickly opening it up and as he did a huge pile of moldy junk, unwashed clothes and food that is covered in bugs all piled on top of him as Ed laughed as he was now surrounded by all sorts of his belongings as Double Dee and Eddy all noticed him and went over while Double Dee pinched his nose shut as the smell was horrid.

“Good heavens! Even in this dimension your locker is still as distugusting, rotten, smelly, icky and downright messy!” Double Dee blurted out gagging from all the hideous smells coming from Ed’s so called belongings in his gym locker.

Eddy even though they were trapped couldn’t help but laugh at the scene as Double Dee didn’t find the whole ordeal amusing at all as he watched Ed emerged from the pile of trash but as he came out he had something on him.

“Ed, what is that you have on you?” Double Dee asked.

“Huh?” Ed looked up to see a furry muzzle with two fangs on it leaning just over his head. He lifted it off of him and seen what it was. Apparently it was a wolf pelt! From the time where Ed received it from his pen pal and Rolf took it as a sign that Ed was in league with someone his family was having a feud with.

“Wait a sec! Is that the stupid fur rug that made Rolf almost mail us out to nor whatever?” Eddy asked remembering all too well of what happened with their tall farmer friend. “Why did you keep that thing, lumpy?”

Ed smiled. “Aww it was all so furry and soft and its fun to pet almost like it is fun to pet a chicken.” Ed replied petting the pelt to Eddy’s annoyance. However Double Dee was having a brainstorm looking the wolf pelt. It looks almost real and having flashbacks to when he saw a robot incinerate two birds as he watched from the Kankers Trailer and how they seem to attack anything Organic looking….

“Gentlemen, I got a plan in mind that may save us from this dilemma!” He yelled out gaining Ed and Eddy’s attention.

“What is it, Sockhead?” Eddy asked hoping at what Double Dee had in mind was good.
“In Theory, if we somehow are able get a decoy for the robots to chase we may have a chance to make it back to the roof and assemble our escape…” Double Dee explained.
“And what are going to do then?” Eddy interrupted “There’s the Robo Kankers and all the other robots out there no way I’m being the decoy!” Eddy refused before Double Dee could explain everything

“Eddy! I’m not suggesting one of us to be the decoy we will use Ed’s wolf pelt. If we can get the robots to target it somehow it will give us the chance to make it to the roof.” Double Dee finished his explanation.

Ed frowned hearing Double Dee’s plan as he didn’t want to give up something he really loved as he looked at the Wolf Pelts muzzle as if it was a face of a dear friend he wasn’t going to see again as tears were coming to his eyes but he knew the risks and Double Dee was right.

“You are right, Double Dee!” Ed agreed despite his obvious sadness. “Our friend will sacrifice himself for us. He will give the Space Ed’s the time we need escape this deadly school of doom and forge our way back to central command.”

Double Dee couldn’t help but be in awe again at Ed’s intelligent speech. “When one is really in his moment intelligence can emerge from the smallest of minds.”

“You said it, pal.” Eddy agreed.

Ed looked around the locker room and could see no way out but perhaps there was a way.

“Hey, guys!” He called. “Batter Ed!”

Eddy and Double Dee realized what he meant and if Ed’s hidden strength worked on occasions such as this perhaps it would be wise to at least try it out for what choice did they have.

“You got it, Lumpy!” Eddy gave Ed a thumbs up and he grabbed the back of Ed’s jacket and Double Dee grabbed Eddy’s shirt and leaned forward letting out the sound of a train blowing and charged forward wailing his arms taking off at a high speed as Double Dee and Eddy held on tight as their feet left the floor as Double Dee quickly grabbed the wolf pelt before they left it and Ed collided with wall and Ed busted through it.

Wall after Wall crumbled as Ed smashed through them with ease despite the walls being made of concrete and bricks the strength and speed as well as Ed’s high speed managed to charge through the locker rooms, the storage room in the gym, the gym office and the girls locker room till they came out of the gym smashing through one more wall and found themselves right back to where they were before they entered the gym, right by the stairs with piles of robot dog parts and one offline robot dog laying around.

Once Ed stopped to take breather as well massage his sore head. Double Dee and Eddy planted their feet on the floor and Eddy was glad that idea of Ed’s worked.
“Great work, Ed.” Eddy gave Ed a high five as Ed laughed. Double Dee saw the robot dog that was still in one piece just nonfunctional and realized something that would be perfect than just laying the wolf pelt somewhere.

Double Dee quickly went up to robot and flipped it on its front and found a hole in the back which was fortunate for Double Dee so he could work on the interior and possibly get the robot functioning.

Eddy came up to him looking back and forth at the robot and Double Dee having no idea what he was up to and why in the name of good was he working on it. “What are you doing?!”

“Eddy, if I can get this Robot Hound to function and get it set in motion for the school doors with Ed’s wolf pelt. Perhaps it can get the robots to chase it and give us some time.” Double Dee explained as he was putting some circuits back in place and quickly figured out some of the interior mechanics of the robot shut off its optical eyes to blind it so it won’t see them and put it in acceleration so it would go as fast as possible.

After quick minute the robot let out a menacing bark as Double Dee quickly stood back as he howled and tire revved showing the robot was online and perfectly functional and ready to be set on its way as soon as it’s stood back up. “Ed, a hand if you may?”

Ed nodded coming over picking up the robot and followed Double Dee and had the Robot set standing on the ground as the revving tire squealed loudly onto the floor making a loud enough noise for all the robots and Cyber Kankers to hear as they turned towards the sound.

“Hurry up!” Eddy yelled hearing the robots coming as Double Dee wrapped the wolf pelt on the robot and tied it on tightly so it wouldn’t fall off.

“Let it go, Ed.” Double Dee ordered as Ed released his grip and the robot dog sped off with the wolf pelt tied on it heading straight for the school doors as it zoomed past the gym doors as the robots and Cyber Kankers spotted it making threatening noises and menacing laughs.

The Ed’s took cover behind the stairs to hide themselves when they heard the laughter and hoped that this plan would work. The Cyber Kankers were the first to emerge from the Gym and looked to see the Ed’s were gone but noticed the wolf belt on the robot dog was nearly at the school doors. Without hesitation they took off after it along with the other robots that came from the gym and followed them running past the Ed’s not taking notice of them.

The Ed’s used the opportunity to jump from their hiding place and quickly ran back up the stairs grabbing some more parts from the destroyed robot dogs and with haste they reached the ladder tossing what they grabbed to the roof and climbed up. Once they reached the top and Ed was the last to emerge they slammed the hatch shut.

“Double Dee that was pure genius!” Eddy complimented loudly with a laugh as Double Dee gave a sheepish smile but realized time with still of the essence.

“No time to celebrate I need to get to work.” Double Dee said as he quickly ran towards the large pile of junk and parts they made from everything they found and started to build what he had in mind. “Ed, Eddy, Keep watch over the edges and tell me if anything is happening.”

Ed saluted getting the order loud and clear running towards the edge of the rook and eyed the Cyber Kankers along with more and more robots chasing after wolf pelt that was still tied to the blind robot dog. The Robot Dog with its eyes disabled had no idea that its brethren were chasing after it as shots started to rain down upon.

The Cyber Kankers and the other robots narrowed their aim and eventually shot the robot dog as it shattered into pieces and the wolf pelt was completely incinerated. Ed watched with a sad look as he watched from the rooftop of his precious pelt burn away. “Bye Bye, Wolfie” He sniffed wiping his tears.

Double Dee overhead Ed’s sad good bye realizing that the robots must have destroyed their decoy and worked faster as he placed part after part together. He made two landing gears with tires from robot dogs with steel poles. He made a makeshift engine from various parts of some of the pieces from the destroyed robots. He assembled the lockers tacking the doors off and used the opening of one locker to make a cockpit long enough for all the three Ed’s to sit in. The Other Lockers were used to make the wings and ailerons and for the back to make the fins, stabilizers, rudder, and elevator.

Double Dee greatly remembered what happened the last time they made a plane like this to escape the school but it was made out of mostly ordinary items and it was built with rugged and less time which is one of the reasons it resulted in failure but with the advanced tech courtesy of the robots there’s a great possibility that this time it could be different. Double Dee only wish they were not in a life or death situation otherwise this would be something to enjoy fully.

“Our Flying flee to freedom is almost complete, my friends.” Double Dee said as he was now just putting in some switches and making a control stick.

“Cool!” Ed and Eddy said gazing at the plane that looked way better than the last one they made. Eddy then looked at the debris from the satellite that Eddy destroyed and the console that the dish was attached too. “What about that thing?” Eddy pointed at the console

Double Dee looked at the console and put some thought into it. “Well we still need that device to help power our rocket. We have to put it in the plane.” Double Dee looked at Ed and Ed immediately knew what he had to do. He went over and grabbed the console and put it straight in the back of the Plane have it sit just about upright. Luckily the console was not huge and even Ed admitted it wasn’t heavy at all so Double Dee didn’t need to worry about any weight issues.

Once the Console was in place Double Dee went back to work as he finished the control stick and then all he had left was the propeller to place at the front of the plane. As he was adjusting it a lot mechanical sounds filled the air and Eddy and Ed went back to the edge of the roof to check out what going on.

They looked to see the Cyber Kankers looking straight at them and pointed. “Organics! Terminate them!” They ordered at the same time still having dozens of robots around as they entered the school.

“We’ve been made!” Eddy screamed in panic. “It’s now or never, boys!”

“Oh no!” Double Dee quickly finished the propeller and gave it a quick spin to make sure it stayed on and was ready. “Time to evacuate!”

Ed and Eddy got rid of the chalk blocks they had in front of the wheels as Double Dee hopped into the pilots and began the sequence of turning on the plane. He activated the propeller as it buzzed rapidly and slowly the plane started to move as Eddy hopped but before Ed could the hatch to the roof blast open and robot dogs hopped up and charged at Ed.

Ed quickly fired back at them but they just kept coming as he took down one another was replaced as two legged robots started to climb up to the roof. Meanwhile the plane started to pick up the speed across the roof as Ed continued to lay down fired walking backwards not noticing the plane was starting to gain some distance from him.

“Ed!” Eddy screamed. “Get moving, idiot!” Ed turned to see the plane was starting to leave without him.

“Wait for, Ed!” Ed yelled running for the plane as the Robots gave chase just as the Cyber Kankers jumped to the roof completely busting through the roof itself as they pursued the plane and Ed.

Double Dee wanted to stop for Ed but he knew if he slowed down the plane would not gain enough speed for the attitude before making it off the roof. “Hurry, Ed!”

Ed screamed in panic as the Cyber Kankers ran past their metal compatriots and started to gain up to Ed. They each tried to make a grab for him as he dodged them. One hand after another tried to get him but he just barely kept out of their reach as the plane was starting to gain attitude and the edge to the roof was near.

“Ed!” Double Dee and Eddy screamed just they flew over the edge of the roof and Ed ran and jumped off the roof and grabbed the fin of the plane. The Cyber Kankers and the two legged robots opened fire on the plane as Double Dee saw this.

“Hold on!” He turned the control stick in multiple directions conducting maneuvers narrowly dodging the many laser shots as Ed did what he could to hold on and Eddy held onto to the sides of the cockpit.

The Plane twisted and turned all over as Double Dee tried desperately to avoid all the oncoming fire while trying to maintain course back to the Cul-De-Sac. Ed desperately held on all the quick spinning and turns were making him very queasy and his grip was loosening.

Eventually the firing stopped and Double Dee looked to see Cyber Kankers and the rest of robots cease fire as they flew out of range and steadied the plane making it fly straight giving Eddy the chance to grab Ed just before he let go bringing him into the cockpit.

“How you feeling, Ed?” Eddy asked.

“Not good, Eddy.” Ed gagged putting his hand on his mouth and Double Dee wasn’t feeling too well either.

“Your illness is shared, Ed.” Double Dee gagged before he leaned over the side and let out a large barf not able to hold it in any longer from the extreme dizziness from the maneuvers.

Eddy looked away as Double Dee did his business and felt like he was going to puke too watching his friend let out his sickness but to get out of the mood he let out a cheer. “We’re home free, boys!” The Cul-De-Sac was just below them and Double Dee prepared for landing.

He lowered the plane till it was close to the ground then set out a destination where to land. The End of the Cul-De-Sac. He flew in close as he kept the plane steady flying towards the straight road and set it gently down, the tires squealing as it hit the pavement and Double Dee slowed the plane to a stop in the middle of the Cul-De-Sac.
“We did it!” Eddy jumped out of the plane cheering throwing his arms up so excited that once again they made it out of certain doom as Ed joined in celebration.

“The Mighty Space Outlaws have once again triumphed, secured enemy equipment and built a fighter worthy their stature to face our robot foes.” Ed narrated.

Double Dee was still a little woozy but managed to climb out of the plane and shut it off. “Well Gentlemen. Today was most promising. I do believe as Ed narrowly put it. We now have another electric power source and with more modifications we may be able to use this plane for more universal use.” Double Dee said.

“Well, Double Dee.” Eddy put his arm around him. “Then I say let’s get back and get to work.”

“I agree, Eddy.” Double Dee smiled. “But how will we get the plane to our subterranean lair?”

Eddy just smiled as if Double Dee asked a stupid question. “Ed?” Eddy looked at Ed and pointed at the plane

“You got it, Eddy.” Ed acknowledged walking over to the plane with the Console in it and picked it up with ease and carried it to back of Rolf’s house to Double Dee’s surprise.

“uh…right” Double Dee murmured as he walked to the back with Eddy and opened the entrance to the lair where they all walked down with the plane and console in tow to see what they can do to make use of their new vehicle and add their latest requirement to the rocket.