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The Ed’s all slept soundly as the morning in the dimension they were trapped in came. The Ice that covered the land outside faded away rather quickly as the sun rose making it safe to go outside but that would be redundant for the patrolling robots that were across the Cul-De-Sac rose from their hidaways to resume their patrols on finding and eliminating any and all organic life they can find.

Double Dee was the first to awake before opening his eyes his nose caught a whiff of something hideous. He opened his eyes and looked to his left to find a rotten, moldy sandwich. “Good Lord!” He yelled jumping up and backed up into the wall. “Oh who am I kidding! I just slept in my cloths! Right next to a Rotten, Icky, Smelly Sandwich! I even forgot to label the environment!” He continued yelling out loud causing Ed and Eddy to stir awake.

“Jeez Double Dee can you yell any louder!” Eddy said with anger rolling off the chair onto the floor stretching out. Ed followed in as he rose letting out a very large yawn.

“Morning friends!” Ed happily said but within an instant he remembered what he was about to say last night. “I have the ideas guys!” He yelled sitting down

“Oh gee, here we go again.” Eddy grumbled as he looked outside to see the sun out and Ed’s backyard with fence that surrounded the nearby lane with multiple holes in them as well as many of the wooden boards down.

“Oh Eddy, Ed despite everything has been a huge help since we came into this dimension. He already got us from those horrible robotic beings and now his knowledge of society’s entertainment books are really proving beneficial so lets so what he has to say.” Double Dee said as he sat down in front of Ed gathering a pad and pencil from the mess of Ed’s floor as Eddy grumbled sitting next to him.

Ed before he could start speaking gathered a few of his comic books that he held in his jacket. He quickly looked inside them nodding at each one he looked through as Eddy smacked his forehead not truly believing himself that Ed of anyone could have a plan on their situation and even thinking he could even get an idea from his Comics.

Once Ed looked them all over and stashing them back into his jacket he stood up taking a breath for what he was about to say was going to be very long. “ All right! Seeing how we are in Robot Rebel Ranch issue number 1. We must build weapons to defend ourselves! We must gather food for us. Fight off the Robots that come to grind our bones. Figure out a way to escape and that is all.” Ed said ending with a grin on his face.

“Oh Come On Ed!” Eddy yelled throwing his arms out. “Thats what you call a plan! Please!” Eddy grunted folding his arms in frustration. But Double Dee had something to say to Eddy’s outburst

“Despite Ed’s lack in I.Q Eddy, Its detailed enough for us to exploit. Yes we need to formulate appropriate defense against those mechanical menaces, Find or Develop a food source and Discover a way to escape back to our own Dimension.” Double Dee said putting Ed’s plan in a more sense able version.

Eddy stood up and walked to the bedroom door leaning on it. “Alright, Alright So since we have to do all that stuff, How are we going to do it?” Eddy asked in a mocking tone that made Double Dee shoot him a glare but then a quick thought went to his head realizing that these plans are not something that would be achieved easily.

“ A very good question Eddy.” Double Dee said standing up putting his finger to his chin “For the First Step to build a Defense of some sort, I cannot just use random materials and everyday junk. I would need something advanced, Something High Tech, Something that can harm the Robots.” Double Dee pondered on where could they possibly get the resources he needs until Ed grabbed him bringing Double Dee right next to him showing a page on his comic book that he had out.

“Look Double Dee! See in 'Robots from Outer Reaches issue two’ The Hero’s used the Robots own tech against them.” Ed explained. Double Dee went wide eyed on how brilliant Ed was being.

“Why Ed that is a brilliant idea!” Double Dee praised causing Ed to giggle giving Double Dee a big hug nearly squeezing the life out of them. But Eddy jumped in between them with a angry look on his face.

“Oh, nice plan you two! But how are we going to get tech from those Robots? Are we going to ask them nicely!?” Eddy mocked. Double Dee put his finger up and mouth wide open ready to give Eddy a lecture but then closed his mouth and put his finger back down for he had a good point.

“You know your right Eddy.” Double Dee said putting his finger on his chin again trying to think on another plan but Ed once again grabbed him and Eddy pulling them into him again showing another page of the same comic book.

“Here guys! The Heros in the Comic baited their enemies leading them to their doom then took the what they needed from their fallen foes.” Ed explained yet again causing Eddy to sigh for Ed for once in a very rarest of times was making good sense of everything.

“Well Lumpy, You found a brain.” Eddy commented, causing Ed to laugh. Double Dee started to pace around trying to think of plan.

“Well Gentlemen, It appears we have a plan, the only issues now is to figure out how are we going to lead some Robots to their demise? What can we use to exterminate them since we have no weapons, and what are we going to use for bait?” Double Dee pondered.

All the Ed’s started to think in their own prospective ways, Double Dee paced, Eddy layed on the bed looking at the ceiling, while Ed looked at the many comic books laying around for ideas. Eddy looked at the bathroom seeing water slowly drip from sink making an annoying sound as the water drops dripped into the drain below but thats when Eddy got an idea that made him chuckle.

“Double Dee, Ed!” Eddy yelled getting their attention. “ I got an idea. We can lure the robots into the river that we splashed into.”

Double Dee thought about the idea quickly and realized that it could work. “Why Eddy, Thats just might work!” Double Dee said giving praise to that.

“Not one to gloat but man am I good.” Eddy giving himself self praise resting his hands on his head causing Double Dee to shake his head.

“But now the last thing we need is bait to lure the robots.” Double Dee said. Eddy already had that one figured out as well.

“Thats so easy sock head. They want to get us so we are the bait.” Eddy said but Double Dee shook in fear from when Eddy said that.

“Aww come on Double Dee, Do you have any better ideas!?” Eddy yelled out causing Double Dee to cringe in fear realizing that Eddy was right and there was no other way.

“Ah....Al...Alright but..... We need to get to the river, then once there we can wait for some robots to past by then get their attention which should cause them to chase after us leading right into our trap.” Double Dee said with some fear in his voice.

“Then let the us forge on to achieve our destinies my friends.” Ed said as he opened the door to his bedroom and started to walk upstairs. Double Dee and Eddy followed as Double Dee’s teeth chattered as he was scared out of his wits but tried his best to display courage as he and Eddy reached Ed who finished taking the wood planks off the door opening it.

The Ed’s walked out of the basement going towards the front of the house while Ed started to take away all items he used to barricade the front door with the other day. But while Ed was tossing them aside Eddy and Double Dee heard some low growls coming from outside the door that sounded mechanical. They both went wide eyed realizing what it was. Ed just finished tossing the last of the items aside as he went to open the door.

“Ed, No!” Double Dee and Eddy screamed as Ed opened the door revealing on the other side of the door was the same robot dog pack from yesterday as the one right front of the door opened mouth and lunged at Ed who screamed slamming the door on the Robot Dog getting it stuck in the middle of the wooden door as the Ed’s turned around and started to run as fast as they can as the rest of the pack hurried inside after them while the one Ed slammed in the door got free and chased after them with the rest of the pack.

The Ed’s screamed frantically as the dogs chased them as Ed busted through the glass sliding door with Eddy and Double Dee right behind him running into the back yard with the robot dogs barking like mad continued after them. Ed busted through the fence to the lane turning right continuing to run with his two friends right with him. They ran down the lane with pack right on their tails as the Ed’s jumped over any junk that got in their way, the robots either ran over the junk with ease or chomped their way through them.

While the Ed’s ran out of the lane running across the street heading into the woods they past three robots who were the exactly the same robot type the Ed’s first encountered as they started to chase them with dog pack firing off their head lasers at the Ed’s.

The Ed’s did their best to dock and dodge the incoming laser fire as they jumped to the sides avoiding near hits as well as avoiding avoiding anything that robots hit around them that made quick obstacles, while trying to keep up their pace to stay ahead of the robots. The Ed’s reached the edge of the forest where the river was while the robots gained on them as they jumped as far as they possibly could to get to the other side. One by one the robots fell into the river as their main focus was on the Ed’s not noticing the river at all they each robot fell into their watery grave. The Robots circuits shattered from the water, they sparked and fizzled sending out electrical shock waves causing the Ed’s to shield their eyes. The Robots wailed their arms as the robot dogs chomped around like crazy in the water as they some shut down completely as the others had major malfunctions causing them to blow and fall apart.

When the aftermave was over the Ed’s looked at the robots while some were still in one piece but completely shut down as they laid lifeless in the water as the ones who blown apart as pieces slowly drifted away in the river current.

Ed was the first to say something “We the Ed’s have triumphed in our despair, We the Ed’s are victorious!” He cheered in third person perspective. Eddy and Double Dee joined in with Ed with toothy smiles on their faces.

“You got it that right lumpy! We did it! Take that you robo snots!” Eddy cheered

“I had my doubts my friends, but our plan was a success we now have all the materials I need to make our defense with!” Double Dee cheering on as well as they all jumped around reveling in their small but yet major victory.

Double Dee was the first to calm down after minutes of celebration, he looked over all the robots and what was left of some. He went to both his friends grabbing their shoulders to calm them both down.

“Okay we need to take these back to Ed’s house. So lets get them out of the river then we will require a some kind of wagon to transport them all in.” Double Dee explained. Ed and Eddy understood as they began to pull the shut down robots out of the river and placed them on the other side. The Robots were a bit heavy but with Ed’s deep down hidden strength it only took them a few minutes to do so.

Double Dee started to take apart some of the dog robots using Ed as a multi tool for to break apart one robot. Then he created his own set of tools from the robots pieces and materials. Double proceeded then to start building a large enough wagon. He used the wheels of the dozen robot dogs, He put together metal to make a flat bed for the wagon and he made a long handle that edged out from the wagon to act as the pull. While Ed helped, Eddy just layed back against a tree just watching Double Dee work.

After some time Double finally declared it finished. The Wagon was large enough to hold all the robots and all the remaining junk that was left around. Ed grabbed Eddy bringing him to the wagon.

“ Ha Ha Ha, Look Eddy, its a wagon see!” Ed yelled cringing in glee. Eddy just folded his arms.

“Yeah Yeah, I see Ed.” Eddy grunted “Good Work Double Dee.” giving him a large smack on his shoulder.

“Ouch!" Double Dee said rubbing his shoulder “Thank you Eddy now if you please ,help me load these well needed materials.” Eddy sighed as he and Ed helped Double Dee put all the robots on the wagon and all the junk around them as well.

Once they were ready Double Dee called for Ed to haul the wagon. Ed grunted as he pulled with all his might grunting as he did finally making the wagon move as they all headed back to the Cul-De-Sac with their well needed resources.

It took some time to make it through the forest, over the cracked up streets and down the lane with their more than heavy pay load as Ed needed to take a break now and again. But eventually they made it back to the back yard of Ed’s house as Ed collapsed the second they reached it.

Double Dee gave Ed a pet on his head for doing an excellent job. Eddy started to take the junk from wagon opening up Ed’s bedroom window tossing it all inside not being careful at all to Double Dee’s disgust as he always hated Eddy’s sloth-Ness but none the less they needed to get all the materials inside quickly for they heard in the distance some roaring. The Roars drew Ed out of is tired state and just about yelled “Its Robot Bounty Hunters!” causing Double Dee and Eddy to shut his mouth hushing him.

Hearing those roars again the Ed’s quickly tore down all the robots that were still intact and tossed them down the open window. Once they were finished they all slide down into the basement. Ed quickly used some metal to barricade the window as well as hurried with more to the basement door upstairs to seal themselves from the oncoming robots.

“Well Eddy I figure its time to start making our defensive fighting materials” Double Dee said.

“You mean Weapons Double Dee?” Eddy replied scratching his head in confusment. Double Dee smacked his own face in grunting at Eddys lack on knowledge

“Yes Eddy our Weapons!” Double Dee yelled.

“Okay Okay, Jeez!” Eddy throwing his arms showing Double Dee he’s got the message.

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The Ed’s all slept soundly as the morning in the dimension they were trapped in came. The Ice that covered the land outside faded away rather quickly as the sun rose making it safe to go outside but that would be redundant for the patrolling robots that were across the Cul-De-Sac rose from their hidaways to resume their patrols on finding and eliminating any and all organic life they can find.

Double Dee was the first to awake before opening his eyes his nose caught a whiff of something hideous. He opened his eyes and looked to his left to find a rotten, moldy sandwich. “Good Lord!” He yelled jumping up and backed up into the wall. “Oh who am I kidding! I just slept in my cloths! Right next to a Rotten, Icky, Smelly Sandwich! I even forgot to label the environment!” He continued yelling out loud causing Ed and Eddy to stir awake.

“Jeez Double Dee can you yell any louder!” Eddy said with anger rolling off the chair onto the floor stretching out. Ed followed in as he rose letting out a very large yawn.

“Morning friends!” Ed happily said but within an instant he remembered what he was about to say last night. “I have the ideas guys!” He yelled sitting down

“Oh gee, here we go again.” Eddy grumbled as he looked outside to see the sun out and Ed’s backyard with fence that surrounded the nearby lane with multiple holes in them as well as many of the wooden boards down.

“Oh Eddy, Ed despite everything has been a huge help since we came into this dimension. He already got us from those horrible robotic beings and now his knowledge of society’s entertainment books are really proving beneficial so lets so what he has to say.” Double Dee said as he sat down in front of Ed gathering a pad and pencil from the mess of Ed’s floor as Eddy grumbled sitting next to him.

Ed before he could start speaking gathered a few of his comic books that he held in his jacket. He quickly looked inside them nodding at each one he looked through as Eddy smacked his forehead not truly believing himself that Ed of anyone could have a plan on their situation and even thinking he could even get an idea from his Comics.

Once Ed looked them all over and stashing them back into his jacket he stood up taking a breath for what he was about to say was going to be very long. “ All right! Seeing how we are in Robot Rebel Ranch issue number 1. We must build weapons to defend ourselves! We must gather food for us. Fight off the Robots that come to grind our bones. Figure out a way to escape and that is all.” Ed said ending with a grin on his face.

“Oh Come On Ed!” Eddy yelled throwing his arms out. “Thats what you call a plan! Please!” Eddy grunted folding his arms in frustration. But Double Dee had something to say to Eddy’s outburst

“Despite Ed’s lack in I.Q Eddy, Its detailed enough for us to exploit. Yes we need to formulate appropriate defense against those mechanical menaces, Find or Develop a food source and Discover a way to escape back to our own Dimension.” Double Dee said putting Ed’s plan in a more sense able version.

Eddy stood up and walked to the bedroom door leaning on it. “Alright, Alright So since we have to do all that stuff, How are we going to do it?” Eddy asked in a mocking tone that made Double Dee shoot him a glare but then a quick thought went to his head realizing that these plans are not something that would be achieved easily.

“ A very good question Eddy.” Double Dee said standing up putting his finger to his chin “For the First Step to build a Defense of some sort, I cannot just use random materials and everyday junk. I would need something advanced, Something High Tech, Something that can harm the Robots.” Double Dee pondered on where could they possibly get the resources he needs until Ed grabbed him bringing Double Dee right next to him showing a page on his comic book that he had out.

“Look Double Dee! See in 'Robots from Outer Reaches issue two’ The Hero’s used the Robots own tech against them.” Ed explained. Double Dee went wide eyed on how brilliant Ed was being.

“Why Ed that is a brilliant idea!” Double Dee praised causing Ed to giggle giving Double Dee a big hug nearly squeezing the life out of them. But Eddy jumped in between them with a angry look on his face.

“Oh, nice plan you two! But how are we going to get tech from those Robots? Are we going to ask them nicely!?” Eddy mocked. Double Dee put his finger up and mouth wide open ready to give Eddy a lecture but then closed his mouth and put his finger back down for he had a good point.

“You know your right Eddy.” Double Dee said putting his finger on his chin again trying to think on another plan but Ed once again grabbed him and Eddy pulling them into him again showing another page of the same comic book.

“Here guys! The Heros in the Comic baited their enemies leading them to their doom then took the what they needed from their fallen foes.” Ed explained yet again causing Eddy to sigh for Ed for once in a very rarest of times was making good sense of everything.

“Well Lumpy, You found a brain.” Eddy commented, causing Ed to laugh. Double Dee started to pace around trying to think of plan.

“Well Gentlemen, It appears we have a plan, the only issues now is to figure out how are we going to lead some Robots to their demise? What can we use to exterminate them since we have no weapons, and what are we going to use for bait?” Double Dee pondered.

All the Ed’s started to think in their own prospective ways, Double Dee paced, Eddy layed on the bed looking at the ceiling, while Ed looked at the many comic books laying around for ideas. Eddy looked at the bathroom seeing water slowly drip from sink making an annoying sound as the water drops dripped into the drain below but thats when Eddy got an idea that made him chuckle.

“Double Dee, Ed!” Eddy yelled getting their attention. “ I got an idea. We can lure the robots into the river that we splashed into.”

Double Dee thought about the idea quickly and realized that it could work. “Why Eddy, Thats just might work!” Double Dee said giving praise to that.

“Not one to gloat but man am I good.” Eddy giving himself self praise resting his hands on his head causing Double Dee to shake his head.

“But now the last thing we need is bait to lure the robots.” Double Dee said. Eddy already had that one figured out as well.

“Thats so easy sock head. They want to get us so we are the bait.” Eddy said but Double Dee shook in fear from when Eddy said that.

“Aww come on Double Dee, Do you have any better ideas!?” Eddy yelled out causing Double Dee to cringe in fear realizing that Eddy was right and there was no other way.

“Ah....Al...Alright but..... We need to get to the river, then once there we can wait for some robots to past by then get their attention which should cause them to chase after us leading right into our trap.” Double Dee said with some fear in his voice.

“Then let the us forge on to achieve our destinies my friends.” Ed said as he opened the door to his bedroom and started to walk upstairs. Double Dee and Eddy followed as Double Dee’s teeth chattered as he was scared out of his wits but tried his best to display courage as he and Eddy reached Ed who finished taking the wood planks off the door opening it.

The Ed’s walked out of the basement going towards the front of the house while Ed started to take away all items he used to barricade the front door with the other day. But while Ed was tossing them aside Eddy and Double Dee heard some low growls coming from outside the door that sounded mechanical. They both went wide eyed realizing what it was. Ed just finished tossing the last of the items aside as he went to open the door.

“Ed, No!” Double Dee and Eddy screamed as Ed opened the door revealing on the other side of the door was the same robot dog pack from yesterday as the one right front of the door opened mouth and lunged at Ed who screamed slamming the door on the Robot Dog getting it stuck in the middle of the wooden door as the Ed’s turned around and started to run as fast as they can as the rest of the pack hurried inside after them while the one Ed slammed in the door got free and chased after them with the rest of the pack.

The Ed’s screamed frantically as the dogs chased them as Ed busted through the glass sliding door with Eddy and Double Dee right behind him running into the back yard with the robot dogs barking like mad continued after them. Ed busted through the fence to the lane turning right continuing to run with his two friends right with him. They ran down the lane with pack right on their tails as the Ed’s jumped over any junk that got in their way, the robots either ran over the junk with ease or chomped their way through them.

While the Ed’s ran out of the lane running across the street heading into the woods they past three robots who were the exactly the same robot type the Ed’s first encountered as they started to chase them with dog pack firing off their head lasers at the Ed’s.

The Ed’s did their best to dock and dodge the incoming laser fire as they jumped to the sides avoiding near hits as well as avoiding avoiding anything that robots hit around them that made quick obstacles, while trying to keep up their pace to stay ahead of the robots. The Ed’s reached the edge of the forest where the river was while the robots gained on them as they jumped as far as they possibly could to get to the other side. One by one the robots fell into the river as their main focus was on the Ed’s not noticing the river at all they each robot fell into their watery grave. The Robots circuits shattered from the water, they sparked and fizzled sending out electrical shock waves causing the Ed’s to shield their eyes. The Robots wailed their arms as the robot dogs chomped around like crazy in the water as they some shut down completely as the others had major malfunctions causing them to blow and fall apart.

When the aftermave was over the Ed’s looked at the robots while some were still in one piece but completely shut down as they laid lifeless in the water as the ones who blown apart as pieces slowly drifted away in the river current.

Ed was the first to say something “We the Ed’s have triumphed in our despair, We the Ed’s are victorious!” He cheered in third person perspective. Eddy and Double Dee joined in with Ed with toothy smiles on their faces.

“You got it that right lumpy! We did it! Take that you robo snots!” Eddy cheered

“I had my doubts my friends, but our plan was a success we now have all the materials I need to make our defense with!” Double Dee cheering on as well as they all jumped around reveling in their small but yet major victory.

Double Dee was the first to calm down after minutes of celebration, he looked over all the robots and what was left of some. He went to both his friends grabbing their shoulders to calm them both down.

“Okay we need to take these back to Ed’s house. So lets get them out of the river then we will require a some kind of wagon to transport them all in.” Double Dee explained. Ed and Eddy understood as they began to pull the shut down robots out of the river and placed them on the other side. The Robots were a bit heavy but with Ed’s deep down hidden strength it only took them a few minutes to do so.

Double Dee started to take apart some of the dog robots using Ed as a multi tool for to break apart one robot. Then he created his own set of tools from the robots pieces and materials. Double proceeded then to start building a large enough wagon. He used the wheels of the dozen robot dogs, He put together metal to make a flat bed for the wagon and he made a long handle that edged out from the wagon to act as the pull. While Ed helped, Eddy just layed back against a tree just watching Double Dee work.

After some time Double finally declared it finished. The Wagon was large enough to hold all the robots and all the remaining junk that was left around. Ed grabbed Eddy bringing him to the wagon.

“ Ha Ha Ha, Look Eddy, its a wagon see!” Ed yelled cringing in glee. Eddy just folded his arms.

“Yeah Yeah, I see Ed.” Eddy grunted “Good Work Double Dee.” giving him a large smack on his shoulder.

“Ouch!" Double Dee said rubbing his shoulder “Thank you Eddy now if you please ,help me load these well needed materials.” Eddy sighed as he and Ed helped Double Dee put all the robots on the wagon and all the junk around them as well.

Once they were ready Double Dee called for Ed to haul the wagon. Ed grunted as he pulled with all his might grunting as he did finally making the wagon move as they all headed back to the Cul-De-Sac with their well needed resources.

It took some time to make it through the forest, over the cracked up streets and down the lane with their more than heavy pay load as Ed needed to take a break now and again. But eventually they made it back to the back yard of Ed’s house as Ed collapsed the second they reached it.

Double Dee gave Ed a pet on his head for doing an excellent job. Eddy started to take the junk from wagon opening up Ed’s bedroom window tossing it all inside not being careful at all to Double Dee’s disgust as he always hated Eddy’s sloth-Ness but none the less they needed to get all the materials inside quickly for they heard in the distance some roaring. The Roars drew Ed out of is tired state and just about yelled “Its Robot Bounty Hunters!” causing Double Dee and Eddy to shut his mouth hushing him.

Hearing those roars again the Ed’s quickly tore down all the robots that were still intact and tossed them down the open window. Once they were finished they all slide down into the basement. Ed quickly used some metal to barricade the window as well as hurried with more to the basement door upstairs to seal themselves from the oncoming robots.

“Well Eddy I figure its time to start making our defensive fighting materials” Double Dee said.

“You mean Weapons Double Dee?” Eddy replied scratching his head in confusment. Double Dee smacked his own face in grunting at Eddys lack on knowledge

“Yes Eddy our Weapons!” Double Dee yelled.

“Okay Okay, Jeez!” Eddy throwing his arms showing Double Dee he’s got the message.