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It happens a lot on Sunday mornings, especially if you stayed up late the night before, and the words of the Pastor just gently lulls you to sleep, it is almost impossible to resist the temptation to take a nap, and when you wake up, you end up feeling very guilty, may the weary souls find peace and quiet in this holy place and be forgiven.
Billy: "Dear lord, please forgive my dad for falling asleep during the, he's been working overtime on Saturdays and needs to catch up with his sleep..."
Flirty ladies: (In Stan's dream): "Stan, since all our sins are forgiven, why don't we get some fruits from that certain tree? What do you say, big boy, wanna show us what you've got?"
Stan (In his dream): "Oh, sweet lord, am I in heaven already? So I'm finally 'dripping in bitches'. Being a Christian kicks ass! Praise Jesus! Heaven is awesome!"
Russian lady in green (In her mind): "Well, you don't see hot guys like that sleeping in a church every Sunday"
Jesus (In Stan's dream): "Cough! my son, I think you are getting the wrong idea about heaven..."
Stan Marsh from South Park (C) Comedy Central belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Jesus Christ belongs in heaven with God our Heavenly Father
This is neither to mock Christianity nor to promote it to non-Christians, I don't ridicule my own belief, nor do I like it to be ridiculed by others, and I'm not trying to impose my belief on anyone else, because everyone is entitled to their own belief, so I have nothing to say to you if you wanna find fault with Christianity, but I would welcome anyone who is interested in learning more about Christianity.

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It happens a lot on Sunday mornings, especially if you stayed up late the night before, and the words of the Pastor just gently lulls you to sleep, it is almost impossible to resist the temptation to take a nap, and when you wake up, you end up feeling very guilty, may the weary souls find peace and quiet in this holy place and be forgiven.
Billy: "Dear lord, please forgive my dad for falling asleep during the, he's been working overtime on Saturdays and needs to catch up with his sleep..."
Flirty ladies: (In Stan's dream): "Stan, since all our sins are forgiven, why don't we get some fruits from that certain tree? What do you say, big boy, wanna show us what you've got?"
Stan (In his dream): "Oh, sweet lord, am I in heaven already? So I'm finally 'dripping in bitches'. Being a Christian kicks ass! Praise Jesus! Heaven is awesome!"
Russian lady in green (In her mind): "Well, you don't see hot guys like that sleeping in a church every Sunday"
Jesus (In Stan's dream): "Cough! my son, I think you are getting the wrong idea about heaven..."
Stan Marsh from South Park (C) Comedy Central belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Jesus Christ belongs in heaven with God our Heavenly Father
This is neither to mock Christianity nor to promote it to non-Christians, I don't ridicule my own belief, nor do I like it to be ridiculed by others, and I'm not trying to impose my belief on anyone else, because everyone is entitled to their own belief, so I have nothing to say to you if you wanna find fault with Christianity, but I would welcome anyone who is interested in learning more about Christianity.