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Published: 2010-07-30 03:04:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 780; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 7
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The youngest one in the Pomeranian family yet the one with the longest hair in the family
don't trust this 5 year old with your secrets though
Drew(c) me
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her's is the second longest if she were to let her hair down
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Crypty: Ima tell you one of my secrets!... ..... I stole the food from your house!
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Drew: my pepperoni dog treats?!
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Crypty: BUT ITS IN MY STOMACH! I CAN'T!
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Crypty: But they are in my stomach! 
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Drew: I can get them out =3 *shoves his hand in Crypty's mouth*
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Drew: *reach down his throat* hmm
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Crypty: *gags a lot, trying to get Drew's hand out*
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Drew: stop struggling, I almost got the treats I think
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Crypty: *gags more and STILL tries to talk and to get Drew's hand out*
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Drew: awww, I got nothing
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Crypty: *takes deep breaths and exhales* Good, For a second there I thought you grabbed my intestines... and one of my lungs..
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Drew: nahh, it was too squishy
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Crypty: Then what did you grab? Cuz It sure did hurt!
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Drew: this thingy *holds up his heart*
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Crypty: *gasps and breathes hard* Oh my god! Put it back in! PUT IT BACK! *cries*
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Crypty: But I think I digested them! *cries*
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Drew: den no heart for you >=<
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Crypty: Noo!! *tries to cough up stuff and does, He coughs up: Cookies, dog treats and more food*
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Drew: dog treats!! *eats one* hey, this isn't my pepperoni treats...
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Crypty: I think it is, because.... well they were in my stomach for a while *falls down, about to die* Please give me my heart?
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Drew: *sighs* fine...*puts his heart back in*
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Crypty: Oh, god, FINALLY! *smiles and runs into Drake*
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Crypty: O, Hi there. Your little bro took my heart out. But he gave it back to me!
So.. Any more tips for me?
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Drake: little bro? oh you mean my nephew. Took your heart out? Let me guess, you ate his dog treats
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Crypty: oh. Yeah.. I thought they were cookies.
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Drake: *chuckles* yeah, he's quite stubborn with his treats. I thought you would've been dead cause he usually tries to kill people and makes it look like an accident. So it sounds like he tried to kill you by taking out your heart
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Crypty: Thats true *nods* I believe that. So... Can you give me more tips about women
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Drake: hmmm, well girls who just broke up with they're boyfriends are known to be easy to "get in bed". Hmm, what else, since you're a kid, you can somewhat get away with things, so try to take a peek up older women skirts and bras *chuckles*
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Crypty: Okay! Thanks! Any more advice?
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Drake: now with the older women, do something that'll make them hug you, for this move, make sure you have a small toy like a marble then "accidentally" drop it down her shirt. Then you'll reach down and "look for it" *chuckles* she can't hit you cause you have a reason for your hand to be in there and you're young. That's a fast way to get to second base
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Crypty: Okay! You are smart about girls!
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*fangirls scream* He's so cute *faints of cuteness*
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