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Published: 2010-11-19 21:39:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1116; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 8
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THIS GUY TAKES FOREVER TO DRAW!so this is my new character, b-13. please tell me what you think!
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oh yeah but its dog Leo
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but still leo
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"This is my gun. There are many others like it, but this one is mine."
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b-13: nah, see, mine's got these checker things. coolness enhancement.
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A challenge, is it? Then have at thee, you ostentatious automation!
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b-13: what kind of contest?
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I propose a race!! but any simple race...A race AROUND THE WORLD! It shall be a perilous journey, it shall test your speed and your wits, indeed a true test of MEN.
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b-13: 'k. *duct tapes you to the ground, shoots you in the leg, and walks off, to start the race*
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AUUUUGHHHH! FUCK!! I-I mean very clever!! *gnaws trough duct tape* Though it will take more than severe leg wound to stop me,*presses random button* or my mighty airship the S.S. Kick Arse! *jumps upon large zepplin from came out of nowhere* Ah, fuck! my goddamn leg, fuckin' dammit. Anyway, What do you have to say about that! Hmmm?
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b-13: *blows up the zeppelin with some bombs*
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GODDAMMIT!!! *falls flat on face while partially on fire*
Uuugh, *cough-hack-wheeze* Not a bad move, bu-HOLY SHIT I'M ON FIRE!! *starts failing around like an idiot before jumping in a nearby lake* Ugh. BUT CAN YOU DEFEAT MY HEAVILY TRAINED ARMY OF PURPLE CHIPMUNKS!?
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b-13: *is suddenly standing over him* WHERE?! I WANT A SWEATER!!!!
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What need would you, a mechanical lifeform, have for a sweater? Furthermore you may find that these particular chipmunks may be more difficult to dispatch then you may think, because I do believe I've failed to mention that these chipmunks have been severely mechanically augmented!!! *enter a huge army of purple chipmunks in large mechanical suits and personal bi-planes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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b-13: but i LIKE sweaters.
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Uh...*talking into tiny microphone* Call off the off the army. Listen, I do not care if they are "all excited", you get them back to the lair now! Why? Because there's a heavily armed, mentally unstable mechanism in front of me and I don not wish to hold 10,000 tiny funerals!
Well, mister extremely threatening robot, I do believe we've lost sight sight of the goal here...*Unbolts leg with spare wrench and pushes over* ...and all things considered I do believe you owe me a head start! MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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b-13: i wanna win. stay put or i'll shoot your other leg. then make you into a sweater.
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HA! The jokes on you! The only thing you can possibly make with human skin is a very poor leather jacket! Also, on the less me being dead side of things, not only do I have the lead I do believe my ride is here! *jumps into a very 1920's looking automobile driven by a goggle-wearing purple chipmunk* Quick, my loyal minion, TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD!
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b-13: *shoots out tires* can i just use an excuse to blow you up?
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*Car flips through the air and crashes in a burning hep of metal*
*drags self out of wreckage* GAH! Must you break EVERYTHING!?!? I am running out of random escape vehicles! Come my servant! I still have the jet pack!! BWAHAHA! *attempts to fly away*
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b-13: *shoots the fuel tank* wheeeee.
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*Jet-pack starts spazzing out, flying all over the place before eventually crashing yet again*
THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! *pulls out a very steampunk looking raygun* NOW WE SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN!!
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b-13: *watching the jetpack intently* EXPLODEEXPLODEEXPLODE!!!
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Explode...? OH BY ALL THAT IS EVIL. *Makes a bee-line for the nearest ditch and dives as the jetpack explodes into a glorious fireball of doom* AUUUGH! I've been beaten, broken, shot, and blown for the last time! *pulls out a small detonator* If you take one wrong step, you useless pile of scrap, I will detonate a nuclear device in the upper atmosphere which will cause a massive EMP wave that will fry any and all electrical devices in the tri-state area, including you. So choose your next move wisely.
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b-13: EXPLOSIONS ARE FUN! *jumps around wildly, trying to trigger something*
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Wha-WHAT? YOU WILL SHOW ME RESPECT!! *starts to press detonator wildly* HA! You will now see my power and tremble! *a bright light immediately appears on the absolute edge of the horizon* I-uh-wha? From microphone: Um...Sir, we regret to inform you that, due to your repeated pressing of the button, the atomic device has prematurely detonated and completely decimated your south base.
I-I...Well, fuck.
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b-13: *lifts you up violently* WHERE IS IT???????????
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What in the name of-! What,for the love of all that is dastardly do you WANT! I have quite a bit to sort out at the moment.
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Fire? You want FIRE! I'LL GIVE YOU FIRE! *sets raygun to self destruct and tosses into B-13's chest compartment and starts running as far away from him as possible* YOU'll HAVE YOUR FIRE IN JUST A MOMENT!!
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b-13: HEY! *runs after him* I'LL MAKE YOU BLOW UP TOO!!
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HAH! Unfortunately for I still have my ATOMIC SURFBOARD! GO ATOMIC SURFBOARD, WE SHALL RIDE INTO THE SUNSET!!
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b-13: *grabs the bomb out of his chest and throws it at you*
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Oh, no you don't! *throws back* It's your birthday!
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b-13: *stops* it is? i have a BIRTH?
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Nope, but you will most certainly will have a death!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Ray gun explodes*
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I-I DID IT. HA. HAHAHAH. AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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b-13: *is on the board-thingie, taps him on the shoulder* i want a refund.
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Buh. But HOW!! You EXPLODED! You should be flaming slag on the pavement!! GRAAAAAAAAAH!
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b-13: i sustained minimal damage due to the fact that the gun was not meant to explode in its original design, and was not well equipped to do so, and even when it DID explode, due to its lack of equipment for a powerful self-destruct. duh.
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...WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU MADE OF!?! Who created you!? where can find this your blueprints!?!
You will tell me NOW!
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b-13: adamantium. leprechauns. spain.
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