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Published: 2017-01-20 23:52:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 45308; Favourites: 380; Downloads: 0
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(A/N: Sequel to Tsundere Texts (Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader) . Warning for cursing, tsundere-ness, and crackfic tendencies.)[2:37 pm]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Babe
[2:46]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Baaaaaaabe
[2:53]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Katsu where u at?
[3:54]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
I swear to god if you’re ignoring me again
[4:20]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
KATSUKI
[4:26]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Shut up already
[4:26]
I’m trying to sleep
[4:27]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Wtf do you mean you’re trying to sleep?
[4:27]
It’s 4:30 in the afternoon Katsu. When did you become me?
[4:28]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
I didn’t become you, dumbass
[4:29]
I’m sick
[4:29]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
(๑´•д • `๑)
[4:29]
Oh no my baby Katsu is sick?
[4:31]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Shut up
[4:31]
I’m not your damn kid
[4:31]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Lol I know but you’re my baby
[4:31]
Did you eat anything today?
[4:32]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Didn’t I just say I was sick?
[4:32]
Of couse I didn’t
[4:32]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
That’s no good you have to eat something!
[4:33]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Not hungry
[4:33]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Idc you still need to eat
[4:33]
How do you expect to get better if your body has no fuel to burn?
[4:34]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Ugh what are you my mother?
[4:34]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
(●o≧д≦)o nooooo
[4:34]
I’m you sweet loving girlfriend who’d do anything for you ♥
[4:34]
Including coming over to take care of you
[4:35]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Stay away from my house
[4:35]
Your stupidity will make the paint peel
[4:35]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
(¬д¬。)
[4:35]
Whatever.
[4:35]
Why don’t you ask your mom to make you something?
[4:35]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
She’s out.
[4:36]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Well then obviously I have no choice
[4:36]
Gotta bring my boo some food (๑ゝᴗම๑) ৷ਕკ~ෆ
[4:36]
Lol
[4:36]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Go jump off a cliff
[4:36]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Katsu don’t be like that~
[4:37]
I’ll bring some soup for you so it’s not too heavy
[4:37]
Extra spicy since I know you love hot stuff
[4:37]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Don’t
[4:37]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Like me
[4:37]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Kys
[4:38]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Lmao
[4:38]
Well then. Rude af.
[4:38]
But fear not yng boiiii I’ll still bring you food even tho you’re acting like a little tsun
[4:38]
But trying to stop me just proves how well you know me
[4:39]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
It’s not hard to figure out that you’re a complete idiot
[4:39]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
╮(ਊ◞‸◟ਊ|||)╭
[4:39]
Anyways do you want beef or chicken?
[4:39]
Mama (first) gonna make some good shite for her babe
[4:40]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Do me a favor and cut yourself
[4:40]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Ooooooh Katsu you sadist
[4:40]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Shut your face loser
[4:41]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Lol I’m just playing geez
[4:41]
I’ll just make you chicken because who doesn’t love chicken amairite
[4:41]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Eel
[4:42]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Wut
[4:42]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
I want eel
[4:42]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Aaaaaaaahh unagi~~
[4:42]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Kys
[4:43]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Oh come ON you know that was the perfect pun
[4:43]
You practically set it up for me
[4:44]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Don’t come over
[4:44]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Ugh fine fine I’ll stop
[4:44]
I’m gonna go make your food so unless you moved without telling me I’ll be there in about an hour
[4:44]
Don’t miss me too much~ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
[4:45]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Trust me I won’t
[4:45]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Love you too
[5:32 pm]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Katsu your house is the one with the exploded window right?
[5:32]
Let me in I’m here
[5:35]
Katsuuuu
[5:36]
You’d better open the door before I annoy the whole neighborhood
[5:37]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
You already are
[5:37]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
So you are awake!
[5:37]
Hurry up and let me in *^* I need to take care of you
[5:37]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Mom came home so go away
[5:38]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
But but but
[5:38]
I have to take care of you and fulfill my girlfriend duties!
[5:38]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
What the hell are girlfriend duties?
[4:38]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
You know like make you food and take care of you when you’re sick
[5:39]
Plus I wanted to hear your sick voice bc I’m sure it sounds hot
[5:42]
Katsu?
[5:43]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
You’re an idiot
[5:43]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Yes we’ve already established that a long time ago
[5:44]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Next time
[5:44]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
???
[5:44]
Next time??
[5:44]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
You can do it next time I get sick
[5:45]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
You promise? I can take care of you?
[5:45]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Idc
[5:45]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
(=^▽^
[5:45]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
I still don’t get why it’s so important to you
[5:46]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Because I like taking care of the people I love
[5:46]
This is the least I could do for you Katsuki
[5:46]
Since you always take care of me in your own little tsun ways
[5:47]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Whatever
[5:47]
Just save me the soup for when I’m better
[5:47]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Of course~
[5:47]
But this time you have to come to my house
[5:47]
Only to eat ok don’t start getting ideas
[5:48]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Why did I agree to date a dumbass
[5:48]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Hey you’re the one who asked me out remember? Don’t get it twisted boi
[5:48]
Well get better soon~ Make sure you eat properly and drink lots of fluids
[5:48]
If not I’m coming over and we’re gonna have a rerun marathon of White Chicks and Mean Girls
[5:48]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
I’d rather die
[5:49]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Lol then I expect a quick recovery
[5:49]
Kk I’ll leave you alone now
[5:49]
Rest well babe love you
[5:53]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Same.
[5:53]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
OMG KATSUKI
[5:53]
YOU SAID IT BACK
[5:53]
ALBEIT LIKE A TSUN BUT YOU STILL SAID IT BACK
[5:53]
I LOVE YOU TOO KATSU
[5:54]
AHHHH YOU’RE SO CUTE
[5:54]
Ok I’m done
[5:54]
Fr fr ttyl ♥
[5:56]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Finally
[5:56]
Later lover
[5:56]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
OMG
[5:56]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Loser*
[5:57]
Fuck.
[5:57]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
IT’S TOO LATE
[5:57]
I’M ALREADY SQUEALING
[5:57]
KYAAA Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
[5:58]
Wow sick Katsu is so sweet you should get sick more often
[5:58]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Then I’ll get you sick and won’t take care of you
[5:58]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Pshhhh liar you love me too much to do that and you know it
[5:58]
Ok good night this time for real
[5:58]
Get better soon so I can give you lots of kisses~
[5:58]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Sure
[5:59]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Ohhh so forward of you lol night Katsu love you
[6:00]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Bye forever
[6:00]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
e.e wai
[6:00]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Ugh fine
[6:01]
Night
[6:01]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
Good boy
[6:01]
From: King of Explodo-Kills
To: Not My Queen
Gfy
[6:01]
From: Not My Queen
To: King of Explodo-Kills
( ≧Д≦) Katsu!
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I love these so much, my heart can't take it >\\\w///< kyAA
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Can you do something where reader acts mad and keeps on ignoring bakugou's messages? I wanna know how he suffers
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Ok so I just found out I read ALL THE FUCKING FANFICS of katsuki x reader soo help maybe
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SISTA ITS BEEN LIKE A YEAR ALREADY CMON IM WAITING ON YA T^T I still come back to read these often. Gotta say these text crack fics are hands down the best thing I’ve ever read SO COME BACK (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
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I'm trying ok I want my crack to be genuine I can't just write some bs esp not for Baku
I have one started just be patient with me ok? I have a lot of things on my plate and none of them are food
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Oh dear why was I sad...I'm going to read it again and become sad...yay *note enthusiasm*
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*Is confused am I sensitive?
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I had a bunch of fun reading this, every sentence making me want to read the next one ~ you're really talented, it's not my style reading fanfics really, but you managed to make me read 3 of yours already
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I vote "Blowout Blast Babe" or "Demolition Dude" for crack names! There ya go, sister!
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*whispers* I am I'm just v slow
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Great way to start off the.. 1:30 - 2:02 AM.
Fuck.
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I love this so much kya~ maybe do one where the reader is feeling down?
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You are the most amazing writer , no one ever wrote about bakugou and bring his true tsun personality like you did .. I'm waiting more of bakugou x reader text ... pleasssseee write text when bakugou goin off cuz he is so jealous of the boys flirting with his girl I think you will did amazing work writing.. 💙love ya
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WHAT A GREAT WAY FOR ME TO START A MORNING (o´▽`o)
I recently started watching BNHA, so I'm now on the hunt for fanfics lmao
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XD I know the feels I love BnHA too. But I got plenty of Katsu fics and more on the way so yay don't mind my shameless self promotion lol
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I WANT MORE OMG THIS WAS AMAZING Kinda disappointed I didn't get to see sick Tsun-Tsun, but oh well~
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OKAY I REALISED YOU WROTE THE SETTTER GROUP CHAT THING AND I LOVE YOU
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ALL OF THESE REMIND ME OF MY FRIEND AND I
especially the kys thing
ah, memories. thank you for bringing back these good memories
he's so mean and i'm just a pile of random I love our relationship so much
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These are amazing! Kacchan is completely in character you should do more when you can! XD
Also would you ever make ones where it non-text?
Don't get me wrong I LOVE them just wondering if there will ever be one with Kacchan in the future ^^
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If you mean like a regular xReader fic with him then yeah I already have one for him (I tried to do angst ugh...) but I am working on a couple more for him. Hopefully that comes out soon >.>
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Oh, I found it! but no worries dude take your time, you cannot rush perfection.
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Ahaha "perfection" right lol well I always take a long time to finish anything so who knows when it'll be out
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I really love this so much omfg X3 but can you maybe do a text on the reader getting really depressed?? And i don't know if your taking requests SO DONT KILL ME PLZ!!!
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he's so infuriatingly loveable, damn, this tsun needs to learn how to tone down his invectives lol
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Whaaaaaat no way! That's like telling him not to be himself lol His abusive words and sweet actions/words are what make him adorable XD
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i have my own crack fic for class 1-A on AO3 and the best thing i've come up w is Bakagou (get it tho like baka)
idk if its a popular thing but i thought it was funny!
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Girl I excitedly went to look on your page and couldn't find it *^* where it at?? I must read it esp if it's got ma boi Baku
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ohhh sorry its on my ao3 account sorry to get your hopes up!!
it's here if you ever feel like reading it!
archiveofourown.org/works/7306…
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I love these. :3c
umm. some crack names for katsuki
suki suki katsuki ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmiqUN… ) reference
gou gou bakugou (haikyuu reference!)
bakasuki
bakaGO! (pkm reference)
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