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Jerrid120 — A Match Made in Hell

Published: 2014-04-10 13:29:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 654; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 0
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Description As Hell piles up the stakes grow higher. The Scream Fortress Team decided to round up everyone for a Poker game. Zepheniah Mann is bidding every single Gibus he owns. Bombinomicon is bidding on anything explosive including his big bombs. Silas Mann is throwing his Mann Co Keys into the pot. Marasmus the unstoppable (mediocre) wizard is bidding his extremely rare (cheap) hat and spell book. The Director is bidding his Saxxy. And lastly, the Mann Brothers Redmond and Blutarch are bidding on what resource they think is the most valuable in the world....Gravel.

Blutarch: MY GRAVEL IS BETTER THAN YOURS BROTHER!
Redmond: You wish! Your gravel can't surpass my Gravel.
Zepheniah: ....This is why Gray is the better son.
Bombinomicon: Oh heh heh nothing like a family reunion huh Headless Guy?
Silas: Headtaker...what did I tell you about killing people
Headtaker: Always chop off their heads?
Silas: Good boy.
Marasmus: Are we going to play or are you all just going to chew the fat?
Bombinomicon: Oh ho ho ho, ready to lose your cheap hat and dull book?
Marasmus: RAAHH! My hat is the rare. Even more so than those overrated Unusuals!
Bombinomicon: Heh heh heh whatever you say wizard.


Bombinomicon: Soo Headless Guy?
Silas: The name is Headless Horseless Horsemann!
Bombinomicon: Okay okay, I'll call you HHH for short.
Silas: Fine. What is it?
Bombinomicon: So uh, How did you lose your head anyway?
Silas: You know, I can't quite remember that far back.
Bombinomicon: Really? cause if I ever lost my head...if I had one, I would definitely remember that shame.
Zepheniah: I think I might know...
Bombinomicon: Oh you do huh? Well don't be hiding under the sheet, Tell us.
Zepheniah: He probably lost his head while working too close to the sawmills.
Bombinomicon: Seriously, I doubt that.
Silas: .......
Bombinomicon: Oh you can't be serious... Heh heh heh
Silas: ...... *grabs Headtaker*
Bombinomicon: Oh wait you are, let me laugh harder. HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Comments: 13

Battledroidunit047 [2014-06-18 01:49:21 +0000 UTC]

*Player Takanuva747 has joined the game*
*Player M4573rf5h4d0w5 has joined the game*
WHOA! WHOA! WE'RE FULL ALREADY!
*Player R3dm0ndm4nn has left the game (kicked from server)*
*Player 8lu74rchm4nn has left the game (kicked from server)*
SON OF A-?! Alright...either of you win, that person gets the Bombinomicon.
HEY!
Should you both lose to me, I'll take whatever those things are on your faces!
I will NOT lose!

*one game later*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Player Wizardof24t has left the game (disconnected from server)*
*Player Cybertronianrodent95 has joined the game*
I hate that wizard!
Well played, Toa. Now I shall-
youtu.be/L7KYPQQH5Eo?t=1m14s (first sound only) *charges at Makuta*
youtu.be/2NWrLwK5xXM?t=1m57s (watch until 2:00)
youtu.be/J8ngVxPMqV8?t=2m43s (watch until 2:47)

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Joosh-Face [2014-04-12 04:55:04 +0000 UTC]

No MONOCULUS! there?

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Jerrid120 In reply to Joosh-Face [2014-04-12 10:03:33 +0000 UTC]

No sadly MONOCULUS is technically not dead nor did he visit hell....well same can go for Merasmus but he's the icon of Scream Fortress XD XD XD

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Joosh-Face In reply to Jerrid120 [2014-04-12 10:27:47 +0000 UTC]

YOU DEFY ME?!

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Jerrid120 In reply to Joosh-Face [2014-04-12 10:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Now wait MONOCULUS, We now need another player as you can see the Director is...well he's deader than dead now.
UUuuuuuhh actually I'm still alive....
*decapitates The Director* Oh look we still need another player.
Well looks like you're in cyclops

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Joosh-Face In reply to Jerrid120 [2014-04-12 10:50:21 +0000 UTC]

What about us? We die all the time!
STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED!

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riccardiscord [2014-04-10 15:37:31 +0000 UTC]

MERASMUS! YOU CAN'T PLAY POKER WITHOUT MONEY!
  what are you talking about soldier? there are right here in my po.....WHERE ARE MY MONEY!?!?
  I used them to buy a new hat MERASMUS! 
 YOU SPENT 500$ FOR A HAT!?

 ...................yes?


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Jerrid120 In reply to riccardiscord [2014-04-10 16:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Why Soldier? First you kick me out of my own house, you killed my roommate, and now you took my money...Why won't you just leave me alone you bumbling imbecile!

Heh heh heh heh Shitty Wizard.

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riccardiscord In reply to Jerrid120 [2014-04-10 16:15:43 +0000 UTC]

 oh cherry up merasmus! i have a gift for you!
  what is it?
A BOX!! we can live in there together! 
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CATLE?!?
i sold it!
FOR WHAT!?!?!?


for another hat!!

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Jerrid120 In reply to riccardiscord [2014-04-10 16:55:56 +0000 UTC]

You'll need a key for that. $2.49 please

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riccardiscord In reply to Jerrid120 [2014-04-10 17:21:58 +0000 UTC]

 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STEALING MY JOB?

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Jerrid120 In reply to riccardiscord [2014-04-10 18:29:14 +0000 UTC]

I Silas Mann am the creator of the Mann Co Key and Name Tags. I have every right to sell them.

Oooooooh what you got to say about that Outback Bushman Brawler?

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riccardiscord In reply to Jerrid120 [2014-04-10 19:26:20 +0000 UTC]

HOW ABOUT I KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO HELL?
actually you can't...
WHAT!? WHY!?
you lost the battle with  the BUSHMAN rules say :- IF AN AUSTRALIAN LOSE A BATTLE! HE CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE! 
THAT'S FOR PUSSIES!! I DO WHATEVER I WANT WHEN EVER I WANT! I'M SAXTON HAAAAALE!!
any way! how did you know the BUSHMAN rules?
.........
i don't know...

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