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Description Carter's POV

Okay, so it was not my idea to host a big party in the middle of Brooklyn, in our mansion on top of a ruined warehouse. It just sort of . . . happened.
       Let me back up just a little bit.
       So, Sadie and I were off for summer vacation, Amos decided it was time for his 'personal private vacation', our father was now ruling the underworld, and our lovable baboon friend Khufu was out of town on a business errand for Thoth. It was just us, alone.  So, naturally, Sadie had decided to call up some people we knew--well, she knew--and invite them over for a party.
        Before I knew it, people were just walking into our magical, supposedly nonexistent mansion. Those two friends of Sadie's from England, Bast, Horus, Isis, Hathor, Zia, and finally, that jackal headed freak Anubis.
       "Sadie, is there a reason why you invited like fifty thousand gods?" I demanded in a hushed voice as she drunk a cup of punch.
        "Lighten up, Carter," she said. "It's a party. People are here to enjoy themselves."
       "But-"
       "Oh, just shut up. Or would you rather me turn you into a lizard in front of Horus, Em and Liz, and everyone, including Zia?"
       I'm pretty sure my face was blushing and dumbstruck. "You wouldn't."
      "Oh, yes I would, Human Wikipedia. Now, get out there and dance with someone. Mingle, live a little, and stop wearing those old men clothes!"
        I went rather reluctantly, muttering things about my clothing choice.
        "Carter," a voice said. I looked up.
        I was face to face with Horus.
       "Uh, hey, Horus," I said. Horus smiled at me.
       "Quite a party you have here, boy," he noted. "It would do you some good. Dance, drink, socialize. And be glad Bes isn't here."
        "Bes?"
        "God of music and dance, along with a multitude of other things. Part animal."
        "Oh, right."
        Horus sighed. "I miss the good old days, Carter. I really do. Me and you, side by side, battling Set and playing ding dong ditch on death's door."
        Somewhere in the background, I thought I heard Anubis yell, "That was you?"
        And that was the last we heard out of him before Sadie took him to the couch and started talking to him. About what, I don't know. Don't want to know.
         Horus gestured to Zia, who was standing by the punch bowl. "Go get her, boy. But, remember, that's my aunt in there somewhere."
         I hesitated. Horus sighed.
         "Fine then, my featherless friend. You have forced my hand." He snapped his fingers.
         And then everyone appeared around a table. An empty Coca-Cola bottle was on a table in the center.
        "Spin the bottle truth or dare!" Isis squealed. "My son, you know me so well!"
        That was a little disturbing.
        "Carter, you're up first," Horus decided.
       "Why me?" I demanded.
        "'Cause I'm pharaoh, and people do what pharaoh say."
        "Uh, okay, sure."
       I took a deep breath. I put  my hand on the bottle and gave it a good hard spin. Horus yawned.
      Of course, the bottle pointed directly at . . . Zia?
      Horus smiled. "I expected that to happen. Hmm . . . What to do, what to do? I know! Zia, Carter, I dare you two to kiss the other."
       "Why?" both me and Zia yelled. If I wasn't furious at  Horus, I might've blushed.
        "Hello, pharaoh. I'm king. You do what I say."
         I turned to Zia just as she turned to face me.
        "Guess we have to, huh?" I said nervously. She nodded coldly.
         I leaned in.

Zia POV

Oh my god, he was leaning in! I leaned in too.
     Our lips met.

Carter POV

Our lips brushed against the other's.
       And before I knew it, we were kissing.
      Fourth of July fireworks skyrocketed to life in my head.

Zia POV

We were kissing and a million torches lit into existence in my head.
     It was heavenly. I would be lying if I said I didn't feel anything.

Carter POV

We parted only when Horus cleared his throat.
     "Well," he said, "that beats my record by five whole minutes. Eight minutes. How do you two do it?"
      Before I could respond to that question, Horus waved his hand. "Never mind." He looked at where Anubis and my sister were sitting. "You two are next."
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Comments: 47

awesomegirl37 [2013-04-18 04:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Lol 'that was you?'

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FireGirl1116 [2011-09-23 03:47:19 +0000 UTC]

ZARTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. ZARTER FOREVER! THIS WAS SO CUTE!

My favorite parts:

"...that jackal headed freak, Anubis..." Annie is a freak.

"Horus sighed. 'I miss the good old days, Carter. I really do. Me and you, side by side, battling Set and playing ding dong ditch on death's door.'
Somewhere in the background, I thought I heard Anubis yell, 'That was you?' " I think I might have LOLed so much, I played ding-dong-ditch on Annie's door. XD

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ilovelucky In reply to FireGirl1116 [2012-04-08 02:39:47 +0000 UTC]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! ANUBIS IS NOT A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! (kidding about the bf part, but hey, i can dream cant i?)

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Jerry-Pie In reply to FireGirl1116 [2011-09-23 11:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks!

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FireGirl1116 In reply to Jerry-Pie [2011-09-25 03:22:43 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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FadingWater [2011-06-01 03:56:24 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, great little story! Very cute!!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to FadingWater [2011-06-01 15:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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FadingWater In reply to Jerry-Pie [2011-06-03 01:54:05 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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pufferfish101 [2011-05-22 15:34:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL @ the end

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Jerry-Pie In reply to pufferfish101 [2011-05-22 15:58:57 +0000 UTC]

haha thanks

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pjkal [2011-05-11 08:25:54 +0000 UTC]

Anubis: that was u?

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pjkal [2011-05-11 08:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Horus! U idiot! well i like the story, continue plz!!!

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waithlord1476 [2011-01-30 13:12:27 +0000 UTC]

can you write about sadies version of this

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Jerry-Pie In reply to waithlord1476 [2011-01-30 16:10:25 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, sure thing. I've actually been trying to gather ideas for sadie's version. Haha, I don't have much yet, but I will soon!

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akizarulez [2011-01-07 11:46:46 +0000 UTC]

yea it was sooo funny i like almost fell out of my chair[link]

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akizarulez [2011-01-05 22:09:12 +0000 UTC]

it would be nice 2 find out wat Horus will tell Anubis and Sadie 2 do so i could imagi[link] them kissing[link]

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Jerry-Pie In reply to akizarulez [2011-01-05 22:14:02 +0000 UTC]

I probably will write a sequel in the next couple of months. Just need to find some time haha

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akizarulez In reply to Jerry-Pie [2011-01-06 00:44:21 +0000 UTC]

k that will be great but it should be about sanubis (Sadie and Anubis) in the party were Horus says they r up next and they have 2 spin the bottle and it lands on Anubis when Sadie spins it

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Jerry-Pie In reply to akizarulez [2011-01-06 02:34:38 +0000 UTC]

k. sounds good

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akizarulez In reply to Jerry-Pie [2011-01-06 11:56:23 +0000 UTC]

really u liked my idea and well you probably need 2 say that it is the second part of Zarter from Sanubis's point of view. That part were Anubis says that was u made me crack up it was soooo funny

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Jerry-Pie In reply to akizarulez [2011-01-07 03:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Haha thanks!

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akizarulez In reply to Jerry-Pie [2011-01-07 11:42:25 +0000 UTC]

hehe welcome

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akizarulez [2011-01-05 22:04:51 +0000 UTC]

pleaze write a sequel because i will READ IT

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akizarulez [2011-01-03 22:34:05 +0000 UTC]

i thought it was funny when Horus said you two are up and you all know what that means welllllllllllll i thought it would be fun 2 find out

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Jerry-Pie In reply to akizarulez [2011-01-04 23:55:12 +0000 UTC]

haha yeah it would. I might write a sequel. Idk

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Dappledvine [2010-11-27 04:44:30 +0000 UTC]

I almosted choked i lauged so hard

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Jerry-Pie In reply to Dappledvine [2010-11-27 17:39:57 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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Jemima2050 [2010-11-15 01:46:23 +0000 UTC]

I just fell off my chair laughing.

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Jerry-Pie In reply to Jemima2050 [2010-11-16 03:53:10 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Jemima2050 In reply to Jerry-Pie [2010-11-16 04:25:53 +0000 UTC]

No prob.

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RomancePrincess [2010-11-08 23:11:55 +0000 UTC]

That was GREAT!!!!!!!!!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to RomancePrincess [2010-11-09 03:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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lxz4eva [2010-11-06 04:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, this was awesome!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to lxz4eva [2010-11-06 04:39:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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lxz4eva In reply to Jerry-Pie [2010-11-13 20:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Welcome! It's a very cute story.

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Jerry-Pie In reply to lxz4eva [2010-11-14 01:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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lxz4eva In reply to Jerry-Pie [2010-11-21 19:37:02 +0000 UTC]

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Jade-Eyes177 [2010-09-01 02:40:04 +0000 UTC]

most funny, cute, and down right awesome thing I've read all week
"That was you?" soooo funny!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to Jade-Eyes177 [2010-09-01 23:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Jade-Eyes177 In reply to Jerry-Pie [2010-09-02 23:56:03 +0000 UTC]

welcome!

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Moon-Light-96 [2010-08-06 03:05:54 +0000 UTC]

yaay! zarter! loved the story!!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to Moon-Light-96 [2010-08-06 18:28:58 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Moon-Light-96 In reply to Jerry-Pie [2010-08-06 19:37:03 +0000 UTC]

yeah, no problem.

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OstentatiousNature [2010-07-30 02:40:37 +0000 UTC]

Horus sighed. "I miss the good old days, Carter. I really do. Me and you, side by side, battling Set and playing ding dong ditch on death's door."
Somewhere in the background, I thought I heard Anubis yell, "That was you?"

lololz this was quite funny!!!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to OstentatiousNature [2010-08-01 20:36:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Percabeth-love [2010-07-26 16:50:07 +0000 UTC]

I laughed at the
"That was You???"I heard anubis yell....part!!!! This was reallly cute!

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Jerry-Pie In reply to Percabeth-love [2010-07-26 17:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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